Crazy Dave Of Konoha

A few days later, in the Hokage Building

"Danzo, here are today's documents." When it was time to go to work, Mitokado Homura came, collected the documents, and pushed open the door of Hokage's office.

"Uh... Danzo... it's been a few days, haven't you rested yet?" Mitokado Homura looked at the half-dead Danzo in front of him and asked in confusion.

"It's okay. Just put the files somewhere and let me rest for a while before looking at them." Danzo said weakly...

"...Is it true that I can give you a day off today? Take a rest, you are too dedicated and don't know how to take care of yourself..." Homura shook his head helplessly, but he hadn't finished speaking yet...

"...Put it somewhere! Put the file for me somewhere! I'm not going anywhere! I won't rest! Put the file for me somewhere! I'll look at it right away!" When Danzo heard this, he stood up and shouted.

Hokage can take one day off every month.. This is a rule that has been in existence since First Generation.. Well, a certain shameless person once argued with each other in a meeting of dozens of people, argued with the crowd, and fought against all opinions. Arrived.

rest? Ask for leave? As a good Hokage who loves his people and is dedicated to his work, I, Shimura Danzō, will never allow the word "leave" to appear in my Hokage career!

I! Shimura Danzō! I vow to never be separated from my work!

"...." Homura was stunned for a moment... and quickly put the documents for him and left...

So, Danzo started his work... holding a pen in one hand for review, and squeezing his waist with the other...

In this way, Danzo worked until noon. Danzo breathed a sigh of relief and could take a break. Let's order a takeaway.

He still hasn't regained his energy from what he did in the office a few days ago. He really doesn't even dare to go home these days...

Danzo turned on his phone and was about to open the Meizhu takeout app when his phone suddenly vibrated... As expected... it was his wife calling...

Danzo looked at the time, and then at Homura, who was helping to organize the files next to him, and then he felt relieved... I don't believe you dare to come to my office to do something at this time.

"Danzo! Go home and take a look. Someone is coming to rob your house!" As soon as the call was connected, Mi Lu's shouts came over.

Danzo was stunned for a moment, then disappeared in an instant and left here. Homura looked at Danzo who suddenly left using the Body Flicker Technique. He was confused for a while, but he still shook his head and continued to organize the files. During lunch time, he couldn't care about others.

Three hours later...

Mitokado Homura wanted to call Danzo to tell him what was going on and why he hadn't come back for so long.

Just when Mitokado Homura just picked up his phone...

A very pale hand suddenly appeared on the door frame in front of the office...

"That... that... snake-hearted woman... I... I don't trust her anymore..." Danzo's pale face appeared in front of Homura... Danzo was still hoarse. What are you talking about...

Danzo now wants to slap himself with a big-eared melon seed... Even though Mi Lu is blind, she is still a Jōnin. If there is a thief in her house, does she still need to call him?

"...Do I need to take you to the hospital?" Homura asked, looking at Danzo who was so weak.

"No...it's okay...I...I can still continue to work..." Danzo walked in tremblingly and started his work...

"If you have any questions, please tell me." Homura shook his head helplessly and returned to his office.

Night... There was a thump in the Hokage's office. Homura next door heard the sound and hurried to check it out.

Seeing Danzo lying on the ground foaming at the mouth, Homura hurriedly carried him to the hospital.

A moment later...in the hospital...

"You have to pay attention to moderation. Your kidney damage is too serious. Although I can understand that as a Hokage, you are busy with many things and usually have a lot of pressure that needs to be released, but your lack of moderation is not the answer." The attending doctor looked at Hokage on the bed in front of him and said helplessly.

Danzo feels wronged... doesn't he want to exercise restraint? Woo woo woo...

"Forget it, you can put in the intravenous drip now, and stop working for the time being. You can't do this again in the future." The doctor shook his head helplessly, and then left the ward.

Not long after the doctor left, the ward door was opened and a figure walked in slowly.

"This is a hospital! Don't mess around!!" Danzo looked at this figure, kicked his feet and quickly sat up and shouted.

"Okay, okay, who said that's what I'm looking for? I heard a call from the hospital. I came to see you and give you some bone soup to replenish your health." Mi Lu smiled. , shook his head and said.

Danzo said nothing.

Mi Lu sat in front of Danzo's hospital bed, put the soup aside, opened the lunch box, touched the spoon, took a spoonful, and handed it to Danzo over there.

Danzo was stunned for a moment, watching the spoon being placed on his forehead... Danzo opened his mouth to remind her aloud.

However, Danzo did not say anything, slowly raised his head, put his mouth to the spoon, and drank the soup.

"Does it taste good?" Mi Lu asked with a smile when she heard the sound of Danzo drinking it.

"It doesn't taste good. Did you add a whole bag of salt to it?" Danzo complained speechlessly with a trembling corner of his mouth.

"Well... I know I was wrong... I will never lie to you or force you to do such a thing in the future. Come back at night and don't sleep on the sofa in the office every day. It's easy to catch a cold and it's not good for your health." Lu was silent for a while, then smiled and said.

"Really?" Danzo was stunned for a moment and asked excitedly.

"Of course, we have succeeded." Mi Lu smiled happily and nodded.

"Yes, yes, it worked!!" Danzo also nodded excitedly.

"Wait? What succeeded?" Danzo giggled happily for a while, then came back to his senses and asked doubtfully.

"I am pregnant"

"Oh, you're pregnant. Huh??? What? Are you pregnant?" Danzo nodded, then his one eye widened and he asked in confusion.

"Well, I suddenly felt a little nauseous when I was eating at home in the evening. When I came to see you just now, I went for a check-up. It's been two months." Mi Lu smiled, and then took out a check-up report from her pocket. .

Danzo quickly picked it up and started looking at it...

"Are you...really pregnant?" Danzo is still a little confused now...pregnancy...means...am I going to be a father in the future?

"I'm blind, are you still blind? Isn't that written in the report?" Mi Lu shook her head helplessly.

Danzo's mind went blank for a moment... Am I going to be a father...