Crazy Dave Of Konoha

At three o'clock in the morning, Dave was sleeping with Yue Mei and Dai Yue in his arms. Suddenly his phone vibrated, waking Dave up...

Dave hurriedly turned on his cell phone and looked at the mother and son sleeping peacefully beside him. Dave breathed a sigh of relief, then got out of bed and walked to the yard.

"Holy shit, Danzo, it's three in the morning, are you crazy?" Dave answered the phone and cursed.

"Dave, come to the hospital and see me. I have something important to ask you." Danzo's urgent voice came from over there.

"...Okay, I'll go over now." Listening to Danzo's eager tone, Dave didn't think much, then hung up a coat and went out.

Arriving at the hospital, Danzo's room.

"What's the big deal about calling me here?" There was heating in the ward. Dave hung his coat on the rack nearby and asked in confusion as he looked at Danzo who was in a daze on the bed.

"Mi Lu is pregnant," Danzo said slowly.

"Oh... Mi Lu is pregnant, what? Mi Lu is pregnant?" Dave was stunned for a moment and asked with a confused look on his face.

Dave was confused. Is pregnancy popular in Konoha now? A few months ago, that guy Uchiha Kagami got married to Shanshan, and it was so exciting. Now Shanshan is a few months old, and Mi Lu is pregnant too?

(To explain the timeline issue, in the first year of Konoha, Danzo and the others were five or six years old like Dave. The tenth year of Konoha was the time Tsunade and the others were born. According to the development of time, it should be the tenth year of Konoha now, eh , count Konoha's fourteenth year, after all, little Sannin should be three or four years old, and Dave and Danzo should be nineteen or twenty years old. Usually I don't pay much attention to the details of this time, but now that I think about it, It’s a bit messy, sorry, sorry, let’s do it this way)

"I'm here, Danzo, what's the big deal?" At this time, Jingya came over, put aside the police department coat he was wearing, looked at the two of them doubtfully and asked.

"Mi Lu is pregnant"

"Oh, Mi Lu is pregnant. What? Mi Lu is pregnant?"

The three men were silent for a while...

"I'm here Danzo, what's the big deal?" At this time, Hiruzen also came over.

"Mi Lu is pregnant"

"Oh, Mi Lu is pregnant. What? Mi Lu is pregnant?"

The four men were silent for a while...

"Ahem... I just want to ask... is there anything I need to do when she gets pregnant?" Danzo coughed awkwardly, looked at the three of them and asked.

"Take good care of her, but you are a Hokage and usually have a lot of things to do. If you ask me, just find a few nannies to take care of her at home." Dave thought for a while and said slowly.

"Well, the other thing is not to let her do overly tiring things, such as cooking. You can also help make some nutritious foods that are beneficial to pregnant women for her to eat." Jing nodded.

Hiruzen looked at the three people silently from the side... Damn it, I have to work hard when I go back. Dave already has a child, and they are about to have a child. Why haven't I made any move after a year or two?

Hmm...is it my problem or Lake Biwa's problem? Well... I'll take Lake Biwa to see it tomorrow...

The four of them spent the whole night discussing this issue in the hospital... During this time, Sarutobi Hiruzen would interject a few words from time to time... Damn it, wait! I will definitely work hard when I go back!

"Okay, you should pay more attention to yourself no matter how busy you are. I'm leaving first." Dave yawned and looked at Danzo with a smile.

"Well, let's go first." Mirror and Hiruzen also nodded. They hold important positions and are still very busy.

Dave...Dave is busy too. Well, I, Dave, am both the CEO of Kidney Care and the Minister of Education, so I usually have a lot to deal with every day.

Kakuzu: Where are you farting here?

Dave is going to work (sleep) in the company now.

After the three of them left, Danzo prepared to take a nap. Hagoromo and Homura were in charge of Hokage. What he had to do in the past two days was to rest up. The Olympics would be the day after tomorrow, and he would be even busier then.

At noon, Raikage and Tsuchikage also came.

"Hokage, what's the matter with calling us two here?" Ai looked at Danzo lying on the hospital bed and asked in confusion.

"Well... Kazekage and Mizukage will be here in the afternoon. As you have seen, I may not be able to greet them in this state. Can you please go and greet them for me?" Danzo smiled bitterly.

"No problem" Ai and Onoki looked at each other. There was a mysterious smile on their faces...

"By the way, Hokage, can you let us use your car, yes, yes, and the driver?"

....

On the street east of the entrance to Konoha, Mitokado Homura sat speechlessly in the driver's seat and looked out the window speechlessly.

When he received a call from Danzo, he thought it was something important? Who knew this was it? That's it? Let him be the driver? ?

at the door

"Welcome, Kazekage and Mizukage" Ohnoki said with a smile as he looked at the two Kages in front of him.

"Tsuchikage? Raikage? Are you here first? Isn't Hokage here?" Third Mizukage glanced at the two of them doubtfully, and then asked.

"Well, Hokage is injured and is in the hospital. It's not convenient for him to come to receive you, so we'll come for him first." Ai nodded.

So...well...the scene is now...

"I'm so fucking sick. How come Konoha suddenly has so many legally blind people? Are you two blind?? I'm so fucked! Can't you two see a red light?? I haven't even clocked in this month. I’m a few days late! I want to call the police!” That’s the civilized driver...

Just after the driver called the police, Ai took the phone from his hand.

"Hey, it's that scary shit, I'm Raikage Ai. I'll send these two criminals to the police department directly for you."

"...." The mirror on the other side of the phone opened and he didn't know what to say...

Third Kazekage and Third Mizukage are still confused... Third Kazekage is the oldest among the five shadows now. He feels that times have changed a bit too fast... Am I... am I really old? I am only thirty-eight years old this year...

I brought the two native cannons into the car and showed them what it means to be a city dweller...

Seeing the two figures lying there being massaged, with comfortable yet confused expressions on their faces, Raikage Ai and Onoki looked at each other, well, the goal was achieved, this kind of look at the cannon is so cool!

Take them to the police department.

"Uchiha Kagami, it's time to pay your police department's electricity bill for this month." At this time, Kakuzu walked into the police department holding a form and looked at Uchiha Kagami over there and shouted.

"Oh, Mr. Kakuzu, I'll get it for you later." Jing was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said quickly.

"You! You!! You!! You!!! You are!!" The Third Mizukage looked at Kakuzu...with a face full of horror...

"Huh?" Kakuzu glanced at Mizukage in confusion.

"Black face... buckle the ghost!!"