Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Looking at the unconscious Third Mizukage, everyone was puzzled, and Kakuzu was also confused.

No, am I that terrible? Kakuzu even used the light to look at himself in the mirror of the police department. Is he that scary?

There is no other way, let’s take Third Mizukage to the hospital first.

In the hospital ward

Danzo looked at the Third Mizukage who had just pushed in. Isn't this Mizukage? Didn't he just come? Why did you come to the hospital?

Mizukage was lying on the hospital bed, his brows furrowed, as if he thought of something bad.

"Black-faced buckler...Black-faced buckler! No! Stay away from me!" Mizukage suddenly muttered something, then sat up suddenly and roared.

Danzo, who was ladling soup with a spoon on the side, was stunned...

What stimulated this big brother...?

....

After a day's rest, both Danzo and Mizukage left the hospital, and Danzo once again explained the specific procedures and aspects of the Olympics to the four actors.

"Despicable! Chiyo-sama! Call three people immediately, let's go to that so-called Internet cafe to watch e-sports!" After learning what e-sports is, Kazekage cursed Konoha for being despicable and shameless, and hurriedly pulled Chiyo and the three young men. Went to the Internet cafe...

Watching the four figures running towards the internet cafe, Danzo shook his head speechlessly.

Somewhere in a dark warehouse next to a septic tank...

"How is the thing you were asked to do?" A black figure in the darkness asked as he looked at the white figure who had just arrived outside.

"Got it" the white figure nodded.

"Well, how about it?" The black figure nodded with satisfaction.

"The events Kaguya participates in are swimming, gymnastics, dance, and diving," A Fei said after thinking about it.

"What are you calling me? Mother!" Black Zetsu shouted unhappily when he heard A Fei call her by his real name.

"He is your mother, not my mother? My mother's name is Senju Hashirama! Yes, my mother is Senju Hashirama, and my father is Uchiha Madara!" A Fei thought for a moment, confused. asked.

"...Forget it, I don't care about you. Recently, White Zetsu told everyone to put down all the shit in their hands. For the four events that my mother participated in this time, our shit picking team must help her win the first place in the four events. "Name!" Black Zetsu shook his head helplessly, then looked at A Fei and said solemnly.

Recently, Black Zetsu tried to find his mother to increase the bond between his children, but to no avail, and it was difficult to see her. Black Zetsu can see that my mother is very concerned about this Olympics. So, as a filial son of a thousand years, I, Black Zetsu, must help my mother fulfill her wish!

"Can we participate in the Olympic Games? It starts the day after tomorrow, and the registration period expired yesterday. How can we participate?" A Fei asked doubtfully.

"No, there is another way to sign up." Black Zetsu shook his head, his tone was firm but also trembling...

...

"Are you going to participate in the Olympics?" Kakuzu looked at the two things that came to his door and asked in confusion.

"Well, that's right. Can you operate it?" Black Zetsu nodded and asked in a low voice.

"No, I, Kakuzu, am the financial manager of a kidney-loving company. I am perfect among hundreds of millions of people. How could I do such a thing? You go, I won't care about it this time. Next time, this kind of thing, Don't come to me!" Kakuzu sneered.

Black Zetsu and Fei looked at each other, and it turned out to be true.

Afterwards, Fei took out three suitcases from behind and delivered them to Kakuzu.

"What does this mean?" Kakuzu looked at the three suitcases in front of him and asked in confusion.

"There are 30 million in it, can it be operated?" Black Zetsu said calmly.

"...No, you can't even try to bribe me! Ninja World Olympics! This is a major ninja event held once every ten years! Such a great and glorious event, it is solemn, solemn, and inviolable! The bright and sacred ninja world , This kind of evil thing is absolutely not allowed in the dark! Just take the money! This kind of thing is absolutely impossible!" Kakuzu still shook his head. He refused righteously.

Black Zetsu and Fei looked at each other again...well...as expected...

Then, Fei walked out for a while, brought a few more suitcases and put them in front of Kakuzu.

"One hundred million, can it be operated?"

"Brother, how many people do you want to sign up for?"

.....

The next day, Danzo looked at the list of Konoha personnel and fell into deep thought...

"Ivanov straightened his pants pocket. Thomson didn't wipe them after pulling. Mary bird's pants pocket..." Danzo looked confused when he looked at the hundreds of nonsense names on it...

No, didn't Konoha only have more than 150 people sign up before? How come this person became number 600 after not seeing each other for a few days? ?

Danzo blankly took out his mobile phone and called Kakuzu, asking Kakuzu to come over first.

"Kakuzu, where did these extra four hundred people come from?" Danzo handed the list to Kakuzu and asked in confusion.

"The new ones who joined in the past few days have passed the test and their scores are up to standard," Kakuzu said nonchalantly.

"...Organize more than 400 people to have a competition and select the dozens with the best results. Control the number of people within 200, and never exceed 200!" Danzo said, rubbing his waist with a headache.

People from other villages brought more than a hundred people here. As the host of Konoha, there are several cheating events in the competition, and there are more than 600 people participating. Whatever else they play, they all become Konoha. Involved.

"Okay" Kakuzu nodded.

After Kakuzu left with the form, he called Black Zetsu.

"How are things going?" Black Zetsu, who was working hard in the manure field on the other side of the phone, asked.

"It's impossible to add all of your manure-picking brigade, there are too many people. The death order issued by Hokage is 200 people, which means that there are only 48 places now. You can decide on your own, and let me know when you have made your decision." Kakuzu said slowly.

"In that case...you didn't handle this matter quickly...ahem...um...can you refund some money..." Black Zetsu on the other side of the phone was silent for a while and asked awkwardly.

This was a case of picking on hundreds of people. They had been picking on people for several years, and excluding a certain orange bastard who came to rob them from time to time, and the 100 million taels they finally saved... Black Zetsu felt a little distressed...

"Beep~" Black Zetsu looked at the phone in his hand that was suddenly hung up.

...

Black Zetsu was unwilling to give up and hit Kakuzu again.

"Sorry, the user you dialed cannot be connected at the moment. Please try again later. Sorry, you..." Black Zetsu looked at the phone that clearly showed that it had been connected... and there was another magnetic sound coming from the other side of the phone. The voice fell into deep thought...