Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Dave was dumbfounded when he saw this scene from a rooftop...

Is this... still Konoha...

There was no other way... Dave could only pull Kaguya over... If he couldn't control the biggest person in Konoha, well, then that's up to you.

"You'd better be busy, otherwise you'll delay my square dance rehearsal," Kaguya asked glumly as Dave forcibly pulled him over.

But before Kaguya finished speaking, Dave pointed to the grand scene at the door over there, well... you can see for yourself.

Kaguya was also dumbfounded...

Kaguya really couldn't believe it... That thing rolling over on the ground, covered in cement, with a rooster comb on his head, was his grandson...

She just hasn't seen her grandson for a few days...and her grandson is like that?

who is it? !

Then, Dave looked at Kaguya's forehead with blue veins popping out, silently put on his little sun hat, and left here...

A moment later, in the barber shop, the barber shop boy looked at a cold woman over 2 meters tall, carrying four people in one hand. The four people were dragged into the shop by the woman like little chickens. Tobirama followed them tremblingly...

"The four of them, shave them off," Kaguya waved his hand gently and threw the four of them on the chairs in the barber shop.

"Ah?...Are...all shaved?" The barber shop boy was surprised and asked doubtfully.

"Well, they are all shaved. If any of the four of them has a hair on their head, I will ask you." Kaguya nodded, and then stood aside and watched quietly.

The barber shop boy swallowed. He picked up the hair clipper and walked behind the first person, Ashura...

"No!! Wuwu!! Grandma! No! This is a symbol of my spirit! I am the patriarch of the Shamat Cockcomb family! Don't be bald, Wuwuwu" Ashura immediately fell from the chair and hugged Kaguya said with little stars twinkling in his arms. Trying to avoid this incident by acting cute.

Kaguya looked at her cute grandson's twinkling eyes, and the bottom line in her heart was about to break. Then, her eyes fell on the comb on Ashura's head, and the bottom line in her heart became stronger again.

Ashura looked at his grandma's expressionless face and thought that this matter was settled! Sure enough, this method works every time!

"shave!"

"Ouch! No, grandma!!"

A generation of kings fell because of the arrival of grandma...

Now that Ashura is like this, Madara, Hashirama, and Izuna can't run away, and all of them have shaved their heads...

Looking at the four shiny little heads in front of him, Kaguya nodded with satisfaction. Oh, and there’s this little head next to Tobirama.

Tobirama has a bald head, so don't worry about him.

"Let's go, it's evening now, let me make some food for you." Kaguya turned his head and looked at the five little bald heads and asked with a smile on his face.

The five people were stunned for a moment, and then four people disappeared here in an instant.

Hashirama and Madara both had Rinnegan, and the time and space ninjutsu ran away. Tobirama pulled Izuna and ran away using Flying Thunder God. Then Ashura was confused. Although he had a golden Rinnegan, he couldn't use it.

"It seems that the four of them are not hungry yet. Ashura, grandma will cook for you." Looking at the four people leaving, Kaguya shook his head helplessly. Well, his precious grandson is still cute.

"..." Little bald Ashura swallowed... He... Can he run away now...

"Then...that...grandma...I...can I say I'm not hungry..."

"No, Ashura"

The king has fallen again.

The next day, today is the tenth event of the Olympic Games, ninjutsu fighting. Except for Cloud Shinobi Village, which only had two contestants, there were many people from other villages who signed up for ninjutsu fighting.

There is a large arena on the venue, which allows the audience to see more clearly and allows the contestants to let go.

"Welcome to the Ninjutsu Fighting Competition. Ninjutsu Fighting, as the name implies, contestants can only use Ninjutsu to fight. Of course, the blood inheritance boundaries of the contestants can still be used, but they must be Ninjutsu-like Bloodline boundaries. Large-scale ninjutsu and Forbidden Technique can also be used. The formations on the field have been arranged by Uzumaki Ashina of the Country of Whirlpool, which means that the contestants can let go! "Yue Mei explained in the commentary room.

"In the first match, Konoha Village's No. 7 player Shimura Danzō, also known as Third Hokage-sama, will face off against Iwagakure's No. 1 player Onoki, Third Tsuchikage-sama! During the game, he will be seriously injured and unable to fight again, or surrender. The one who loses will definitely not allow life problems to arise. This is just a game, there is no need to fight hard, otherwise Konoha will be responsible for the consequences. "

"Hokage, please, let me see what you said before, let me see what you mean." Onoki gently flipped the pink comb on his head and looked at Danzo beside him and said with a smile. The words are filled with the smell of gunpowder.

"Okay" Danzo nodded.

The two jumped off the stage and reached the center of the ring in an instant.

"Understand the rules. If you can't beat them, you can surrender. If one side has no ability to fight again, I will stop the other side. If the other side dies, Konoha is not responsible and you will bear the consequences. Do you understand?" Kakuzu appeared in the center of the ring and looked towards The two said.

The two nodded.

"The game begins!" Kakuzu nodded and then waved his hand. The game officially begins.

"Earth Style. Rock Fist Technique!" Onoki took the lead in forming a seal, covering his hand with several meters of rock, and swung it towards Danzo.

"Body Flicker Technique" Ohnoki hit Danzo's position, and Danzo had already left here with a Body Flicker Technique.

A big hole was made in Danzo's original position.

"Hokage, don't run away," Onoki said slowly with an evil smile.

"Okay. Wind Style. Vacuum Sphere" Danzo nodded. Then he spit out the wind blade from his mouth and attacked Ohnoki over there at extremely fast speed...

"Earth Style. Gangli Technique!" Ohnoki formed a seal with his hands, and then the arena began to tremble.

Then, a clod giant of more than ten meters tall slowly appeared on the ground. Danzo's Wind Style hit the giant's body without any pain or itch. The small Oonoki stood on top of the clod giant, laughing and looking at Shimura Danzō who was constantly dodging the clod giant's attacks.

"Hokage, fight back! Why are you running!! Hahahaha! The Third Hokage only has the ability to escape! Hahaha!!" Onoki laughed wildly. The pink cockscomb on her head swayed in the wind.

Danzo didn't say anything. He kept dodging attacks and looking for opportunities to attack the clod giant with Wind Style.

Of course, the effect is minimal. Danzo wants to scold him because he seems to know Wind Style!

After half an hour passed like this...

"Ah~ Hokage, is this all you have? Surrender quickly." Onoki felt bored, yawned, and looked at Danzo over there.

Danzo breathed heavily, looked at Ohnoki coldly, and said nothing.

"Forget it, I don't know what is good or bad. Then I will end this game. Don't worry, I will pay attention to the severity." Ohnoki shook his head helplessly. Then he lowered the stone giant under his feet into the ground.

Ohnoki stayed in the air, clasping his hands together and placing them in front of him.

"Dust Escape. Original Realm Peeling Technique!!" Then, Onoki roared suddenly, his hands emitted white crystal light, and then the light rushed towards Danzo over there.

The audience's hearts are already in their heads. Hokage-sama, please don't lose.

Danzo slowly stood up straight, breathed a sigh of relief, formed a seal on his hand, and took off the seal on his left eye.

"Izanagi!"

The light went straight through Danzo... and the field was filled with smoke.

Seeing this situation, the mood of all the spectators on the field dropped to the bottom of their hearts... Hokage...

"Hokage, is that all?" Ohnoki smiled disdainfully and said slowly.

"Really? Continue." At this time, the smoke dispersed, and Danzo's figure appeared intact in the center of the field.

"What??? Impossible! Impossible! There will be no one left alive in this escape!!! I don't believe it!!" Onoki was stunned on the spot and roared in disbelief.

"Dust Escape. Original Realm Peeling Technique!!"

"Izanagi!"

"Dust Escape. Original Realm Peeling Technique!!"

"Izanagi!"

"Dust Escape. Original Realm Peeling Technique!!"

"Izanagi!"

"Ahhhhh!! Hokage!! Dust Release. Limited Stripping Technique!!" Onoki had not seen such a rogue ninja in decades. Then, he used the last Chakra in his body and used his strongest He didn't believe it.

"Izanagi"

....

Looking at Ohnoki who was lying on the ground with his Chakra dissipated and foaming at the mouth, Danzo shook his head helplessly. Well, this Sharingan is quite useful.

"Tsuchikage, people are bad, don't blame the uneven road." Danzo put the seal back and said with a smile.

There was complete silence on the field..

Dave looked confused in the commentary room... Danzo's gangster style of play...

As expected of you... Danzo...