Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"In the first round, Konoha Village player Shimura Danzō wins!" Kakuzu stepped onto the ring and made the final decision.

When Shimura Danzō sat back in the seat of the Five Kages, the other three Kage's eyes looked at Shimura Danzō differently... This guy... the one just now was Sharingan...

Danzo, on the other hand, didn't care so much and closed his eyes to rest.

Milu discussed with him that this eye is also a Mangekyō Sharingan, but he does not have any accompanying pupil skills. The only feature is that the pupil power is huge and the recovery speed is extremely fast, and it can be recovered in battle.

Danzo, is now a ninja bug.

Madara, who was watching the battle in the auditorium, was speechless... Can Izanagi be so useful? The only thing to blame is that this eye is so compatible with Izanagi's jutsu.

When Sharingan could be transplanted into Danzo, Madara had no objection. The Uchiha clan, like the Senju clan, are now completely open and free to marry. Many Uchiha women have married outside. Maybe you can meet a random child on the street. You open a Sharingan...

Sharingan is not unique to the Uchiha clan. Uchiha Madara is not the clan leader now, and he is too lazy to care about so many things. He doesn't care about many things now. Hashirama, Dave, and Izuna are the three people he cares about most now.

"The second game, Konoha Village player No. 17, Zetsu, versus Kirigakure player No. 43, Oniden xx" Then, Tsukimi announced the contestants of the second game in the commentary room.

"Zetsu? Do we have any information about this person?" After Third Mizukage heard that he was there, he quickly asked the assistant behind him.

"No, he's an unknown person, he must be very weak." The assistant shook his head. They had no information about this person, so he must be very weak.

"Well, that's no problem." Third Mizukage was relieved.

On the field

Jue and the other party slowly entered the stage.

"The game begins!" Kakuzu glanced at the two of them, then looked at Zetsu with a dark expression, and then left the field.

"Surrender, with my mother's help, you have no chance of winning." Black Zetsu looked at the people of the Ghost Lantern clan in front of him and said with an evil smile on his face.

"Huh? Do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement?" A Fei looked at the actor in front of him and asked with confusion on his face.

The ghostly figure swallowed. What the hell is this? Why is it half black and half white?

Black Zetsu is essentially the product of Kaguya's will, and his Chakra is also Kaguya's. Black Zetsu came to Kaguya to cry and complained that Dave had used the seal to do something very inhumane. Kaguya was so annoyed by him that he gave him another He bestowed some Chakra.

Now Black Zetsu has possessed Fei, and the two of them are called Zetsu. Half black and half white, it looks like a pitcher plant on its head. The two can separate at any time, but now they are together, firstly so that they can better help their mother during this Olympics, and secondly for the new skills they can learn.

Of course, the original Chakra of Black Zetsu is still in Dave's body, and he can still use Dave's Black Zetsu armor and Black Zetsu's abilities.

"Who do you think you are? You're just a nobody. In that case, today, I'm going to let the people of the ninja world open their eyes and let you know that the Ghost Lantern clan is amazing! Hydration Technique!" The Ghost Lantern dragon set also had a arrogant face.

Then, the dragon suit of the Ghost Light Clan turned into a puddle of water and ran towards Black Zetsu over there.

Never smiled disdainfully, and then suddenly got into the ground. This puddle of water is covered, but where are the people?

There was silence for a few minutes...

"Coward, if you have the guts, come out!" Gui Dengduo turned into a human again, shouting with a speechless face.

"OK"

At this time, there was a sound on the field, and the actor was stunned for a moment, because he found that the source of the sound seemed to be coming from himself...

The actor suddenly realized that he had lost control of half of his body, and looked to the side with one eye on the other side of his body.

"Ahhh!! What are you!!" The actor looked at half of his body suddenly turning black, roaring with horror on his face.

"Are you going to surrender on your own or do you want me to do it?"

How many years! How many years! ! Black Zetsu hasn't seen such a frightened face in many years! Hahaha! This feeling of possession is so great!

"Evil thing! Come out of my body quickly!!" The actor's face was full of horror. What kind of bullshit is this? How can it possess someone?

"It seems that it can't hurt people's lives. It seems that the black hand can't be used. Well, let's show you our latest abilities!" Black Zetsu ignored him and murmured to himself.

Later, Black Zetsu also turned into a puddle of water and got off the dragon suit. A Fei on the ground returned to the ground again, and the two formed Zetsu again.

Gui Leng Liao Tiao regained control of his body, and this time the look he looked at Xiang Jue was not as relaxed and wild as at the beginning, but frightened.

Black Zetsu and A Fei, who were living together, looked at each other, and then Zetsu stretched out his hands, one black and one white, and began to form seals.

"Dung escapes. Dung rains all over the sky!"

I saw that the pitcher plants on the heads of the two people began to secrete a yellow sticky substance and fell to the ground. Then the sticky substance on the ground slowly formed a yellow cloud in the air, slowly moving towards the dragon set over there. Fly away...

"Hydration Technique" Although Gui Leng Duo doesn't know what kind of escape technique is Dung Escape, judging from the fact that the black thing just now can possess him, this thing is definitely not a good thing.

"Do you think you can escape by turning into water? You know, there is liquid in feces," A Fei said slowly. Another seal was formed on the hand.

The yellow dark clouds arrived above the dragon suit...

Then...a yellow rain began to fall on the field...but what came down was not raindrops...but golden liquid...a few drops of liquid were mixed with small yellow lumps...

Very soon...

Uh... the little water man turned into a minion, and there were various golden ones scattered on the field...

"Ah~ is this the art of pooping?" A Fei looked at the gold scattered on the field and the minions in front of him, his face full of intoxication.

"Ugh~" The actor quickly transformed from the water state into a human body. Now he was covered in golden color. He even felt that there was feces in his stomach, various organs in his body, and even in his blood.

Then he lay on the ground and vomited wildly...

"Poop can be divided into banana shape, block shape, mud shape, water shape, hard shape, and semi-chain shape. So, which state do you want to sublimate in?" A Fei said slowly.

"The art of pooping is indeed unfathomable."

"By the way, and also, do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement?"

"vomit!!!"

"The game is over, Konoha Village's absolute winner, Kirigakure's ghost xx went into shock because of vomiting, take it away quickly!" Kakuzu hurriedly came on the stage and shouted.