Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Everyone at the scene watched as everyone and everything on the field turned into a puddle of black water and they were grabbing at each other...

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"Hokage...this...is what you said..." Raikage asked with a sneer at Danzo, who was holding back a smile.

Danzo's face has become darker than ever...

I originally thought that Dave's appearance would improve the impression Konoha had just left on the audience... but you did this to me?

"come!"

"come!"

"If you can, please help me!"

"How dare you fuck me if you can?!"

"Come on! Let's pay each other!"

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Danzo really wants to go on stage right now and give this guy a slap in the face, it's so embarrassing...

Konoha's face has been completely embarrassed by you two...

"Ahem!" Looking at the four rooster-headed figures next to him, suppressing a smile, Danzo couldn't stand it anymore and coughed twice, hoping that Dave would be more forceful.

"Forget it, I won't joke with you anymore," Dave transformed into a human again, put the cap back on his head and said with a smile.

"Hmph" Black Zetsu also mixed with Ah Fei again.

"Dave, don't blame me for not attacking lightly or harshly." "A Fei, kill me!" Black Zetsu was busy talking to Dave, but behind his back he was talking about another person. So shameless...

Damn it, I, Black Zetsu, will let you, Dave, know today that I, Black Zetsu, am also a thing with a temper, bah, man, bah, absolutely!

The painful life of the past few years is now vivid in Black Zetsu's mind. He will beat Dave up today to vent his anger, otherwise it will be difficult to understand the pain I have experienced in the past few years!

"Shit Release. Shit Giant!!" Black Zetsu and Ah Fei looked at each other, then clasped their hands together and shouted loudly.

I saw the pitcher plants on the top of the head slowly secreting a yellow sticky substance, and then more and more of it separated, and finally the sticky substance fell to the ground like a river, and the ground looked like a lake. The sticky substance slowly flew into the air

Finally, a yellow goo giant more than ten meters high appeared in the field. Every move of the giant would scatter yellow goo. A Fei and Black Zetsu were in the giant's head, with only half of their bodies exposed.

"Dave, know the pain!" Jue clasped his hands together and roared loudly. The giant punched Dave on the other side.

"How many cesspits did you dig into to save this?" Dave felt like vomiting just looking at it...

"Kurama, do you want to come out and play with him? "If Dave wants to, there are dozens of ways to beat this guy in front of him, but this thing is so disgusting that Dave can't do it.

"Okay, Black Zetsu, this kid, has done a lot after having Chakra. He hasn't even paid the protection fee for last month yet," Kurama in the sealed space said slowly with an evil smile.

"Leave it to you, let's see you perform, I'm slipping away!" Dave said and quickly handed over control of his body to Nine Tails and returned to the sealed space.

Immediately, everyone on the field saw red Chakra slowly overflowing from Dave's body... This Chakra was so violent that even the four figures in the stands were shocked.

I saw the red Chakra on Dave's body slowly wrapping Dave's body, nine red tails appeared behind him, and Dave's eyes also turned into vertical holes.

Then, Nine Tails, who was dozens of meters tall, appeared on the field.

"Madara, Dave, this is... Nine Tails, right?" Hashirama looked solemnly at the Nine Tails on the field and asked Madara who was standing aside.

"Yeah." Madara nodded, but she didn't look worried.

"Aren't you worried about Dave?" Hashirama asked anxiously, looking at Madara's appearance.

"You Wood Style can grab something with one hand, what are you worried about?"

"That's true. Speaking of which, Madara can be controlled by just glaring at him."

"Well, so, he is weak."

"Hmm, very weak!"

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Nine Tails said that although I was sealed, my ears are not deaf... Looking at the two people in the stands, Nine Tails felt angry and helpless.

The four figures on the viewing platform were shocked, this... this is Nine Tails...

Danzo nodded with satisfaction. Sure enough, Dave will not let me down. This is the correct way to open Konoha.

Black Zetsu looked at Nine Tails, who was dozens of meters taller than him, and swallowed... The black life of the past few years suddenly appeared in his mind...

"Nine Tails! Go to hell!!" Black Zetsu and A Fei looked at each other and became determined.

Then the two used all the Chakra in their bodies, and the yellow sticky giant was also expanding at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Finally, the yellow goo giant and the height of Nine Tails...

The giant stretched out two big yellow hands and suddenly hit Nine Tails in front of him. Nine Tails also stood up and grabbed the two big yellow hands with two claws.

Now the two giants are fighting each other...

Nine Tails bared his teeth and glared at Jue on the giant. If Dave hadn't told him not to use Tailed Beast Bomb, he would have sprayed him to death with a Tailed Beast Bomb.

At this time, the giant's big mouth was slowly opened, and yellow spheres slowly condensed in the mouth, and then suddenly erupted from the mouth, sending Nine Tails flying out, and violent smoke and dust were set off on the field...

"Hahaha! Nine Tails! Where was your temper before!" Black Zetsu smiled wildly.

Looking at Nine Tails who was beaten to the ground by a ball of his own feces, Black Zetsu has never been so happy!

"Boy, is there anything I can do? Tailed Beast Bomb can't be used. This thing is too rampant!" Nine Tails was also angry and quickly asked Dave in the sealed space.

"If you can't fight alone, let's fight in groups." Dave slowly turned his head and looked at the other eight tailed beasts in his body...

"What? You want me to help that stinky fox? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Shukaku was furious when he heard this.

"I'll give you three points less tax for this quarter at your Shukaku Gold Rush Shop, and the same goes for your other seven tailed beast shops."

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A moment later... Zetsu looked at the eight tailed beasts that suddenly appeared on the field...

Uh... is it too late for me to surrender now...

"Nine Tails! You don't have martial ethics! You have the ability to fight in a duel!" Black Zetsu shouted quickly towards Nine Tails over there.

"Single fight? Okay, if it's a one-on-one fight, you'll fight nine of us alone. If it's a group fight, nine of us will fight one of you in a group fight." Nine Tails had an evil smile on his face.

"Hey, hey, hey! Nine Tails! I'll pay you the protection fee for last month now!"

"Sorry, it's late, come on!"

"Ahhhh!!"

The nine tailed beasts fought unilaterally... the scene was particularly bloody...

Especially when Jue's shit was beaten out...it's not bloody.