Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The audience on the field watched such a flavorful battle...

Except for the sound of nine little tailed beasts busy carrying a stretcher, it was very quiet...

"Hokage...you Konoha...can't get along with feces, right?" Raikage trembled and turned his head stiffly to look at Danzo beside him and asked.

What are these things in Konoha, each one is more disgusting than the last. Hokage is a toad in the ninja world, and there is Uchiha, a terrifying turd. Then there is a Zetsu who specializes in using excrement to perform escape techniques. How come there are so many awesome people in Konoha?

"...I said I didn't know him... Do you believe it..." Danzo was also speechless... Konoha is lacking everything now, even cattle and horses. There is a mess of people in the village. The key is He still can't beat it, what can he do?

"When you get back, sort out the information on this Zetsu and raise the threat level to SSS+!" Third Mizukage turned around and looked at the assistant beside him.

"...Okay..." the assistant nodded tremblingly..

The water in Konoha... is so deep...

After the end of the game, Black Zetsu and A Fei separated again, with disdain on their faces. Well, Ah Fei just has a chrysanthemum face and can’t see his expression.

"Not bad, not bad. Sure enough, escape techniques can be created, but it may still need to be experimented. It may also be that your body structure is too strange. Let me try it in the experiment after you go back." Orochi Lu said with a full face. He looked at the two gadgets excitedly and said.

Orochi is a talent in mechanical science, and George is a talent in biological science. Ever since he heard George explain some biological issues last time, Orochi has become interested in biology.

Zombies are George's biological experimental materials. Orochimaru wanted to borrow some zombies from him for research, but George refused. He had no choice but to find another biological experiment.

Well, he turned his attention to the dung pickers...

When Black Zetsu heard that Orochi Lu was looking for them, they disagreed at first, but after Orochi Lu came out, every time they provoked a war with George, he would provide funds and weapons. After that, they agreed. .

After a week-long "humane" experiment between Black Zetsu and A Fei, they merged together. With the help of the magical plant Nepenthes, they finally developed a new weapon that shocked the ninja world. Escape technique, dung escape.

Now this escape technique has been included in the book of seals by Danzo, and has been placed second only to pole dancing, and as high as dung reading.

"Father, is this biological science?" Orochimaru stood beside Orochimaru, raised his little head, and looked at Black Zetsu and A Fei with bright eyes.

"Well, are you interested in Orochimaru too!?" Orochimaru nodded excitedly, picked up Orochimaru and asked with a happy face.

"Hmm, Orochimaru is very interested, and Orochimaru also wants to learn." Kouchimaru nodded his little head and said with bright eyes.

"Oh? You are indeed my child, hahaha!"

Seeing the two weirdos in front of them, one big and one small, Black Zetsu and A Fei shuddered...

"Orochimaru, come here." Vice Admiral Orochimaru snatched the jade from Orochimaru's arms.

Isn’t it enough to have a scientific wonder at home? another one?

"Orochimaru is still young now, don't let me teach him a bad lesson!" Yu Heng glared, stepped on Orochimaru hard and scolded him.

"Hiss, okay, okay, I know, I know." Orochi Lu took a deep breath and hurriedly surrendered.

"If you dare to teach Orochimaru to be as careless as you are about your family, I'll tell you..."

Orochimaru was lying in his mother's arms, listening to his mother's nagging to his father, and watching his father nodding helplessly with a warm smile on his little face. This heartwarming scene is so good, father and mother. ..

After Kakuzu suppressed his nausea and finished cleaning the battlefield, he went through more than a dozen uninspiring fights.

"Game 16, Konoha Village's Senju Dave, versus Konoha's Zetsu!" Tsukimi read the name in the commentary room.

Then, Yue Mei quickly put down the microphone and looked outside through the window of the commentary room with a worried face.

Competitions such as fighting games are all based on drawing lots. After you win a round, your lot will be placed in the box. If you lose, you will not be able to participate in the event. In the end, there were only two people, and the winner was decided after two draws.

As soon as they heard that these two people were going to fight, everyone's eyes quickly turned to the field.

"Hokage, the leader of your Senju clan, okay?" After seeing the "power" of Zetsu, Raikage Ai looked at Danzo with a playful look and asked.

Konoha is rolling inward, how wonderful it is. He, Raikage Ai, wished that all of Konoha Village had been internalized.

"I don't think it's possible." The weak Ohnoki also returned to the playing field, sitting aside and saying with disdain.

"I don't think so." Third Mizukage shook his head. He had met that kid during the first Five Kage Conference. He didn't believe that a child protected by Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara would be a nobody.

Moreover, Second Mizukage also sent people to kidnap the boy. In the end, not only was the kid not kidnapped, but the village was razed to the ground...

"Well, is he the leader of the Senju clan? Is he very powerful?" Third Kazekage turned his head to look at Chiyo behind him and asked doubtfully.

"There is no information about him, and his deeds are very few. He is even very inactive in the ninja world. The only thing that can be found is his several C-level missions in the Land of Fire, and no one knows what abilities he has. "I only met that kid once at the Five Shadows Conference more than ten years ago." Chiyo shook his head.

"By the way, during the previous ninja war, he fought against 500 ninjas from Sunagakure alone. In the end, all 500 ninjas died, and he survived," Chiyo said again with a solemn face.

"Interesting" Third Kazekage nodded with an interested expression.

"It's more than enough for him to hit you." Danzo glanced at the four figures next to him and said slowly.

The four shadows are unhappy now, Ohnoki is the most unhappy one, what do you mean, you scoundrel? I can't beat you, a scoundrel, and I can't even beat a mere Senju clan leader?

On the field

"The game begins!" Kakuzu looked at the two people on the field, nodded to them and left the field.

"Boy, surrender quickly." Black Zetsu looked at Dave and said solemnly.

He knew that Dave could never be that simple and even have the ability to fight with his mother. His purpose in participating in this battle was to win the championship and give the medal to his mother. I didn’t expect all these guys to participate.

"Come on, let's have a fight." Dave, wearing a peaked cap, gently held the hat on his head and said with a smile.

"A Fei, you go underground and let him and I try it first." Black Zetsu looked at A Fei and said slowly.

"good"

After a while...a very dramatic scene occurred on the field...Dave has the ability of Black Zetsu...so...

"Come on, let's pay for each other!"