Crazy Dave Of Konoha

It was very quiet...

After a while...

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Quick, quick, quick! Get people to the hospital!" Kakuzu hurriedly called to the nine little tailed beasts.

"Ahem, today's game is over. Tomorrow will be the finals. I hope everyone enjoys watching. Goodbye." After Yue Mei said, today's game is over.

In the hospital...

"How is it?" Kakuzu asked, looking at the attending doctor coming out of the operating room in front of him.

"...The broken ones can't be broken anymore...there's no way to recover...If you ask me...cut it, keep it as useless..." The attending doctor was silent for a while and said harshly. He shuddered and said...

The picture of the patient just now is still vivid in the mind of the attending physician. Who... was so cruel... The broken ones can't be broken again...

"...Is there really nothing we can do?" Assistant Mizukage asked quickly.

"There is nothing we can do." The attending physician sighed and shook his head helplessly...

There is only a tube left on it, and the egg has exploded, how can we treat him...

So, the ancient male has become the ancient female today.

After the operation, in the ward

"Where's that bastard! I'm going to kill him!!" Gu raised his hand tremblingly, raised his little finger, and roared angrily.

"Mizukage-sama, don't be angry, your health is the most important thing!" the assistant quickly comforted.

"Body? Mom... Laozi's body is like this! How can you tell me to calm down!" Gu roared through gritted teeth.

"Mizukage-sama! Although you are no longer a man, at least you are still a woman!"

....

"Get out of here!!!"

Listening to the sharp roar in the ward...the other four figures outside the ward shivered hard...

The four shadows turned their heads tremblingly and looked at Dave who was sitting over there and picking his nose...

"Uh...cough...it's such a pity...it's all my fault..." Dave quickly pretended to be sad...

The four shadows looked at Dave's hands, touching his heart, and shuddered violently, and ran away one by one...

"When you get back, raise Senju Dave's danger level to SSSR level! The highest level! The one with the highest threat!" Raikage Ai said, shuddering hard at the assistant on the side.

Although Ai has the secret skill Lightning Style Armor... But Ai is also afraid... This is more terrifying than eating a piece of horrible shit...

At the very least, that horrible turd used an illusion to cause mental harm... This person was actually harmed... and the damage caused was permanent...

After this battle, Dave became completely famous.

In a restaurant at night

"Crotch picking?" Uchiha Kagami asked while holding back a smile and looking at Dave...

"Hahahahaha!!" Hiruzen laughed after hearing this.

Danzo also suppressed a smile on his face and said nothing... Well, he is a Hokage, so he has to maintain his indifference and his appearance. My appearance is that of Konoha!

Unless I can’t help it, hahahaha.

Veins popped out on Dave's head. Don't let him know which bastard gave him the name.

I, Uchiha Kagami, will never admit it. I can't take off the title of "terrible turd", so I have no choice, so I'll drag you down with me, Dave.

"Why are you laughing?!" Dave listened to the ruthless laughter of the three people, and slapped the table hard with his claw-like hands...

Looking at Dave's hands on the table, the three of them quickly held their breath and fell silent...

"The crotch-picking trickster, the horrible turd, the scoundrel of Konoha...hahahahaha" Hiruzen looked at the three people in front of him and laughed.

The three of them fell into silence at the same time...

It seems... none of them are good people...

Immediately, the three of them looked at Hiruzen in front of them.

"Uh... why are you staring at me? I am a good citizen." Hiruzen felt the gazes of the three people and quickly defended.

The three of them looked at Hiruzen and fell into thought again. How could they drag Hiruzen into the water?

"Hiruzen, it seems you signed up for physical combat, right?" Dave pondered for a while and looked at Hiruzen and asked.

"Well, the game will start tomorrow afternoon." Hiruzen was confused for a moment, but nodded anyway.

"Behave well." The three of them reached out and patted Hiruzen on the shoulder at the same time.

However, Jing and Dave were sitting on the same side, and both of them took pictures of Hiruzen's right shoulder. Jing hurriedly took it back after taking the photo of Dave's hand...

The crotch-picking hand, the terrifying dung eyes, and the rogue character of the ninja world are three things that make people awe...

The next day, little Sannin got up early and went to class...

Their first lesson today is about stories from the ninja world. To put it bluntly, the teacher tells stories...

Orochimaru took out the electronic tablet from the drawer. Kindergarten students still don't use books. Kakuzu is famous for letting children keep up with the development of the times... but in fact, printing is too expensive...

There is nothing on the tablet, it is controlled by the teacher, and the teacher will automatically display the knowledge on the tablet.

Orochimaru looked at the page refreshed today on his tablet and raised his little hand.

"Orochimaru, do you have any questions?" Uzumaki Nanako asked with a smile on her face as she watched the best-behaved kid in the class raise her little hand.

"Teacher, the content refreshed on the tablet yesterday showed that the Third Mizukage was not a boy. Why did it refresh today that it was a girl?" Orochimaru asked his doubts...

"This... wait a minute, let me ask." Uzumaki Nanako was also stunned for a moment. She opened the tablet and looked at the third Mizukage on the back. It showed a female. Nanako was also confused. Wasn't it still a male yesterday? Why did she become a woman?

Adhering to the principle of instilling the most correct knowledge into children, Nanako was pragmatic and called Kakuzu.

"Mr. Kakuzu, when I was lecturing the children today, the information refreshed on the tablet, how could the Third Mizukage be a girl?" Nanako asked in confusion.

"...Well...he turned into a woman" Kakuzu on the other side of the phone was silent for a while and said slowly.

"Huh?" Nanako was also confused...

Then, Kakuzu told Nanako what happened at the Olympics yesterday... Nanako did not go to the Olympics yesterday and was writing lesson plans in the classroom apartment, so she didn't know what happened.

....Nanako also fell into silence after listening...

This...this...how should I tell the children...should I say that our kindergarten principal made the Third Mizukage a girl? ? ?