Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Nanako returned to class...

"Well, I just called Mr. Kakuzu who edited the information and asked. Yesterday there was an accident at the Olympics, and the Third Mizukage changed from male to female. But it's not a big problem. The story we are telling today is just about him. "The accident in his life, don't care about his gender," Nanako said helplessly to the pair of little eyes below that were hungry for knowledge.

"Orochimaru, do you have any questions?" Nanako asked in confusion as Orochimaru raised his hand again.

"Uh-huh, teacher, can boys also turn into girls?" Orochimaru's little eyes twinkled and he asked eagerly.

"... Orochimaru... your question... the teacher can't answer it." Nanako almost cried... This is a child in kindergarten... These are all strange questions... Can she answer it? Can the boy turn into a girl by paying for it? ?

"Huh? Okay" Kouchimaru sat back in his seat feeling a little disappointed.

"Um... Orochimaru, I'm just a kindergarten teacher. I know very little about many more advanced knowledge. But if you are interested in this kind of biological knowledge, you can wait two years to take the exam and join the experimental school. , the knowledge there is very profound, you can go there to learn." Nanako looked at the lost look of Orochimaru, and said with some unbearable...

"Yeah! I just want to join the experimental school. I like knowledge!" Orochimaru nodded excitedly.

Orochi Roku is also a professor in the experimental school, teaching physical science and so on.

Orochimaru also followed his father to watch his father's lectures before. He listened to his father's explanation of the profound knowledge and watched the elder brothers and sisters in the classroom listening and remembering his father's lectures very seriously. Orochimaru watched with fascination. Very envious.

"Orochimaru! You traitor! Didn't you agree that you would go to ninja school with me and Tsunade!" Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru angrily and asked.

"Yes! You traitor!" Tsunade nodded angrily.

"Can't I participate in both the Ninja School and the Experimental School?" Orochimaru was stunned for a moment, then looked at Nanako with some confusion and asked.

"It's possible, but it's more difficult, and you may not be able to handle Orochimaru," Nanako explained with a nod.

"I will definitely work hard. I will attend both the Ninja School and the Experimental School when the time comes!" Orochimaru puffed up his cheeks and said with great energy.

"Ah, then Orochimaru, you have to work hard." Nanako looked at Orochimaru's appearance and nodded happily.

"Uh-huh!"

Back at the Olympics, today is the final of ninjutsu fighting.

Konoha's Madara, versus Konoha's Dave.

"Um...Uncle Madara, please be merciful," Dave said helplessly as he looked at Madara who was on stage in front of him.

"Stop talking nonsense, use all your strength, don't let me underestimate you" Madara said slowly with a smile on her face.

"Fire Style. Fire extinguishes" Madara put her hand in front of her mouth, then spit out a wall of fire more than ten meters high and rushed towards Dave.

"Wood Style. Ice Mushroom!" Dave clapped his hands.

An ice-blue mushroom suddenly appeared on the field. The mushroom was filled with ice crystals and had a pair of eyes. Looking at the wall of fire in front of it, the mushroom suddenly exploded.

Then, the fire wall, which was more than ten meters high, was frozen.

"Interesting Wood Style. Fire Style. Fire and arrow destruction!" Madara smiled evilly and spit out a fireball the size of a meteorite from her mouth again, hitting Dave over there.

"Grandma, this is the Fire Style. Wood Style. Vigorous Cauliflower!" Looking at the fireball as big as a meteorite in the sky, Dave swallowed slowly, and then clapped his hands again.

A cauliflower several meters high suddenly appeared on the field. It glanced at the fireball in the sky, then stretched out its cauliflower hand, held the fireball hard, and then threw it towards Madara over there.

"Sealing Technique Absorption Seal" Madara's Rinnegan flashed with faint light and absorbed the fireball that hit her in front of her.

"Universal Pull!" Madara stretched out her hand again, and Dave suddenly found that his body was out of control and flew towards Madara over there.

"Wood Style. Out of the woods!" Dave clapped his hands in the air. A pillar suddenly appeared in front of him. Dave stepped on the bamboo and kicked back. The bamboo flew towards Madara.

"Sealing Technique Absorption Seal!" Madara thought that this bamboo should be Wood Style and could absorb it. Who knew that this bamboo could not be absorbed when it was in front of Madara.

Then the eye on the bamboo glanced at Madara and exploded...

"Interesting and interesting." After the smoke cleared, Madara wiped the dust off her body and smiled evilly.

It’s really interesting that I can’t absorb Dave’s Wood Style.

"Susanoo!" Madara waved her hands, and then a blue giant dozens of meters tall appeared on the field.

"Susanoo? Hey, Wood Style. Magic Mushroom!"

....

Madara canceled Susanoo... This disgusting plant again... He didn't want his Susanoo to be copied hundreds and dozens of times to fight him...

"In that case, if Susanoo can't use it, then. Tengai Shinsei!" Madara clapped her hands.

Everyone watching the game on the field still didn't understand what happened. Why was it dark? Then he looked up and saw a meteorite dozens of meters in diameter falling from the sky.

"Bastard Madara!" Uzumaki Ashina yelled from the spectator stand over there. Then he immediately stood up and looked at Mito.

"Double Red Seal Formation!" The two men appeared on the left and right sides of the field. Immediately, all the audience were protected by red screens.

Looking at the meteorites falling from the sky, Dave was speechless.

"Dave, you might be able to dodge one. So, what about two, three?... Five!!!" Madara used all the Chakra in her body, and suddenly there were four more meteorites in the sky.

"Hey, hey, hey! Madara! You're playing too much!!" Hashirama shouted anxiously towards Madara on the ring.

"Give me all your Chakra, it's too big," Dave said hurriedly towards the nine tailed beasts in the sealed space.

"Wood Style. Tactical cucumber!" Veins popped up on Dave's head, and a large amount of green steam emitted from his whole body.

Then in the sky, a cucumber that was only a few meters in size fell from the sky. Compared with the five meteorites that were 100 meters tall, this small cucumber was so inconspicuous...

And just after the cucumber came into contact with a meteorite...

The sky suddenly emitted an extremely dazzling white light, and everyone could not open their eyes...

"boom!!!"

A mushroom cloud about a thousand meters high towered among the clouds....

The ninja world was trembling because of this...