Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Dave looked through the information in his hand.

After reading for a while, Dave was a little confused. At this time, it shouldn't be.

"Here, this is one of our targets." Dave rummaged around and finally found one, and handed the information in his hand to Kakuzu.

"Gariuro? Is there anything special about this little girl?" Kakuzu looked at the information handed over by Dave in his hand and asked doubtfully.

"Um"

"No, I still have my parents, so you want to be kidnapped?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"What did I just tell you on the road? To save a woman and child, wouldn't it be enough to abduct her parents as well?"

"...."

"Is this the only information?" Dave asked, looking at the trembling man kneeling on the ground in confusion.

"Yes, yes, that's the hospital in Sunagakure. This is the birth data of all the newborns this year." The kneeling person on the ground nodded quickly.

"...Then, are you sure that all mothers will go to this hospital in Sunagakure to deliver their babies?" Dave thought for a while.

"Indeed... no, the ninjas of Sunagakure, they sometimes hire specialized medical staff to deliver babies at home. Only those ninjas can afford to hire medical staff, and civilians cannot afford to hire them. Some ninjas during the mission After they die, their children will be sent to an orphanage. "The man also thought of something and hurriedly said.

"Do you have information about the children in the orphanage?"

"Yes, yes, yes! I'll get it for you! I'll stand up! Don't touch me!"

"...rest assured.."

...

"Aha, we found our targets, the ones named Ye Cang and Luo Sha." Dave turned over and said, his eyes lit up.

"Is he an orphan? It's okay. No, this one named Luo Sha seems to have been adopted. The person who adopted him is Third Kazekage?" Kakuzu took the information and said in shock.

"It's his grandma's, and the stuff hasn't been paid for. Did he have abnormal fertility? What kind of child are you adopting, and you're targeting my target? You're looking for death!" Dave shouted angrily.

"Let's go and find the man named Ye Cang first."

Then, two perverts wearing stockings broke into Sunagakure.

The streets of Sunagakure are still very lively, and howls can always be heard from several Internet cafes and bars.

This is all brought to Sunagakure by Kakuzu Export. Kakuzu looked at the figures in front of the Internet cafe holding coins to recharge money, with a smile and satisfaction on his face.

Just as the two of them turned over an alley, two voices came from the alley. Dave and Kakuzu stopped.

"Have you brought it?" one of them asked in a low voice.

"I brought it here. This is a game recharge card I got specially from the channel in Konoha. What amount do you want?" Another person looked around and took out a pile of recharge cards from his arms and said.

"The one with ten thousand taels, right?"

"Okay, 500 silver taels"

"What? So cheap? Isn't the limit only 10,000 silver taels?" the person who bought it asked in surprise.

"Hey, I got this at a low price through channels. It's just a card. The factory cost is less than 10 silver taels. The recharge limit on it is 10,000. Is it just electronic data? Over there in Konoha. You won’t know, anyway, you only charged 10,000, so it’s okay. “

"You buy and sell cards at low prices, so you're not afraid of the black-faced cheat from the Kidney-loving Company, you know? Aren't you cutting off his financial path?"

"Tch, we are in Sand Shinobi. If you have the ability, let him come. Come on, you pay and I will provide the goods. It is illegal to resell this thing. If I am caught, I will have to be handed over to Konoha. "

"Okay, okay, give it"

behind the wall

"...Calm down! Kakuzu! Calm down! We have a mission this time! You have to calm down! You have to focus on the overall situation!!" Dave felt the evil spirit around him as if it were real, and quickly comforted him.

"Okay, okay, I didn't expect that I haven't checked the account for a month, and the loopholes are so big. Okay, Sunagakure, sell me a card worth 10,000 silver taels for 500, and you can get it for just a few dozen silver taels, okay."

"boom!"

Seeing the beam of light erupting next to him, Dave was speechless. It was over, he couldn't stop it, this guy exploded into a beam of light.

"Who?!" Just when the two people over there were about to hand over the money and deliver the goods, they were suddenly startled by the light beam that appeared.

Kakuzu stretched out his hands, and countless black threads suddenly sprang out from his hands, suddenly tying the two of them together, and walked towards the Kazekage Building full of evil aura.

"...Okay, keep an eye on your side, that's the Kazekage! I'm going to kidnap him first!" Dave shouted as he looked at Kakuzu's back.

Kakuzu looked back at Dave. The silk stockings on his head made his expression even more ferocious in the moonlight. Then countless lines suddenly sprang out from behind Kakuzu. Dozens of lines held grenades, dozens of lines held rocket launchers, and dozens of lines. One line held a rifle, and dozens more held artillery shells.

"...Don't blow up the Fengying Building!" Dave swallowed. When did this guy have so many weapons hidden on his body...

"Don't worry, I'm sensible. The Kazekage needs to give me an explanation." Kakuzu smiled ferociously, and slowly walked towards the Kazekage building with the two unlucky guys and a pile of weapons.

"...Forget it, let's go to the orphanage first." Dave shook his head helplessly. Turned around and left here.

After a while, Dave defeated a Sand Shinobi ninja on the road and changed into his clothes, looking a little more dressed up. Slowly walked into the orphanage.

"Hello, sir, what can I do for you?" The old lady at the orphanage asked suspiciously when she saw someone coming.

"I...I want to adopt a child," Dave said in a low voice.

"That's... no problem, no problem. Come with me!" The old lady was stunned for a moment and nodded excitedly.

She has taken care of this orphanage for twenty years. Although she is happy when she sees the children every day, the children are all orphans. She also wants the children to have a normal home and grow up normally.

The old woman trembled and took Dave into a room in the building.

"Please take a seat, sir"

The two sat opposite each other.

"Sir, can I ask what your occupation is? Of course, I don't mean to look down on you. I just want to know what the child's family will be like in the future." The old lady asked with a smile.

"I am a Jōnin, you can tell by the clothes on my body. I have worked hard for Sand Shinobi for decades. I am already over forty years old. Lord Kazekage agreed to my retirement and gave me a ninja school in Sunagakure. A teacher's position. The stipend should be good." Dave was talking nonsense.

Of course he wouldn't abduct the child directly, otherwise it might cause some trouble in the future.

"Hello, teacher, don't you have a wife?" The old lady was even more satisfied when she heard that Dave was a ninja or a retired Jōnin.