Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"My wife...she died in the mission two years ago," Dave said with a pretentious vicissitude.

"Sorry sir," the old lady apologized quickly.

"Nothing, nothing. My wife has been gone for two years. I don't seem to have any motivation now. I just want to adopt a child and watch her grow up. If she can provide for me in the future, I will be satisfied." Dave waved. head.

"Okay, okay, please come with me, I will take you to see the children," the old lady nodded quickly and said.

Then, the old lady took Dave in the corridor and looked through the window at the sleeping children in the room.

"That little girl, okay?" Dave said as he walked through the last room and found Ye Cang sleeping there.

"I...see her...I don't know why...I always think of my lost wife..." Dave said with a choked voice.

"Okay, I'll help you wake her up and ask her." The old lady was also moved and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and walked into the room.

He gently patted the sleeping girl and woke her up.

"Grandma, what do you want from Ye Cang..." The little girl opened her eyes hazy and asked doubtfully.

"Ye Cang, someone wants to adopt you, are you willing?" the old lady asked with a smile.

"What??!! Someone wants to adopt Ye Cang!!" the little girl stood up suddenly and asked excitedly.

"Yeah, look outside the window, that uncle is the one who wants to adopt you." The old lady looked at Ye Cang's happy look, and nodded with sincere joy, pointing to Dave outside the window.

Ye Cang hurriedly looked out the window, and Dave smiled and greeted her.

Ye Cang's eyes lit up, this uncle was quite handsome.

"Grandma is secretly telling you, isn't your dream to become a ninja? This uncle is a Jōnin. He will retire soon. If you want to learn ninjutsu, he has a lot of time to teach you." The old lady attached Ye Cang whispered with a smile in his ear.

"Yeah, Ye Cang is willing." The little girl nodded happily.

"Okay, grandma, let's take you away. Do you have anything else to take away?"

"there is none left"

"Let's go"

After a while.

"Hello, my name is Dave, what's your name, little girl?" Dave squatted down and looked at Ye Cang in front of him and asked.

"My...my name is Ye Cang." Ye Cang said nervously.

"You can call me Uncle Dave from now on, um~ you can also call me father," Dave said with a smile.

"Uncle Dave..." Ye Cang lowered his head and said softly.

"Well, then, uncle, let's take you away, okay?" Dave laughed.

"Okay... then... see you grandma!" Ye Cang nodded, and Dave held her hand.

Ye Cang turned around to say hello to the old lady, who nodded happily.

Dave was stunned for a moment, turned around, and walked up to the old grandma.

"This is 500,000 silver taels. It's what I donated to the orphanage. It's not much, but it's what I've saved over the years. Those children, I hope they will be happy in the future." Dave took it out from his arms He handed some silver coins to the old lady and said with a smile.

What Dave said also came from the bottom of his heart. Dave would take all these kids away if he could. Although they were not important people, Dave couldn't bear it.

"Ah? Thank you, thank you, thank you for your donation!!" The old lady took it, said tremblingly, and bowed to Dave.

"Then, I'll take Ye Cang and leave first." Dave smiled and led Ye Cang away.

on the road

"Ye Cang, is your dream to become a ninja?" Dave smiled and looked at Ye Cang and asked.

"Hmm, I want to become a powerful ninja! No, how do you know that my dream is to become a ninja?" Ye Cang nodded happily.

"Because, uncle is a ninja. As a ninja, I heard everything you just said to grandma."

"Uncle, you are great!" Ye Cang nodded with eyes full of stars.

"Do you know Konoha Village?" Dave asked.

"I don't know." Ye Cang shook his head. She is just a one-year-old girl, she can't even read a word.

"That's a good place. There is a kindergarten there. There are many children the same age as you. They study and play there. Those children come from all over the ninja world. There are all kinds of children," Dave said with a smile. .

"Uncle, are you going to take me to Konoha?" Ye Cang tilted his little head and asked in confusion.

"That's really smart. Are you willing?"

"Yeah, yeah, wherever uncle goes, I will go."

Then, the makeup on Dave's face was wiped, revealing his original appearance.

"Bang!" Before Ye Cang could exclaim, suddenly, there was an explosion in the distance.

"...Let's go Ye Cang...Uncle will take you to meet another uncle first..." Dave swallowed and said while looking at the exploding Wind Shadow Building over there.

"Hey, is there another uncle?"

"Well...that uncle...well...is not a good person..."

...

After a while, Dave led Ye Cang slowly to the bottom of the building. Looking at the flames burning above, he swallowed and slowly walked inside.

"Black-faced buckler!! You and I are incompatible with each other!! Ahhh!!" Third Kazekage roared ferociously.

"Who are you at odds with? Lose money! 500 million! I can't come up with 500 million. I will crush you today. Sunagakure, believe it or not!" Kakuzu roared with Third Kazekage with an angry look on his face.

Are you angry? I, Kakuzu, am even angrier than you. He tricked me right under my nose. I didn’t fill you up with Sand Shinobi. It’s okay.

"Come on!!" Third Kazekage roared.

Just when the two were about to take action, Dave slowly walked in with Ye Cang.

"What's going on here?"

"Senju Dave!!" Third Kazekage looked at this familiar face, and his first reaction was to cover his crotch.

"Why are you so nervous? The child is here, it's so bad to do anything," Dave said, patting Ye Cang in his arms gently.

Ye Cang hugged Dave tightly and said nothing. This was her first time seeing this scene.

"You, Sand Shinobi, are reselling my Konoha recharge card. Should you give me an explanation?" Dave slowly walked behind the table and sat down, asking in confusion.

"What explanation do you want?" Third Kazekage asked tremblingly, clutching his crotch.

"Well, let's forget it, 500 million. 200 million, and you have to give me one person," Dave said with a smile.

"Who?" Third Kazekage asked tremblingly.

"The Luo Sha you adopted."

"No problem!" Third Kazekage nodded quickly.

He adopted that Luo Sha, originally intending to see if he had the qualifications to become the successor of the Third Kazekage. He was just an orphan, so what if he was given to him? At worst, he would be done with adopting another one.

"Okay, bring him here, just give him the money." Dave smiled and nodded to Kakuzu over there.