Crazy Dave Of Konoha

After school time...

Tajima and Butsuma stood at the door of the school...

"What are you doing here?" Butsuma looked at Tajima standing aside and asked in confusion.

"Huh, I'm here to pick up my son." Tajima snorted coldly.

"Oh~ Well, I'm here to pick up my son too. Well, I'm here to pick up my great-grandson by the way. I heard that my great-grandson is really great. He is so young and knows more than a thousand Forbidden Techniques. Tsk, Tobirama's teachings are too harsh. , How old are you, why do you study so much? " Butsuma sighed.

"...Shut up if you can't speak!" Veins popped out on Tajima's head...Why didn't he realize that this guy was so mean before?

"Oh, some people don't even have any descendants. They are all so old and have no one to take care of them in their old age." Butsuma laughed.

Tajima closed her eyes and suppressed the anger in her heart...

Madara and Izuna are in the Internet cafe over there. I don't know why, but they feel like it's a bit cold today...

In the square on the other side...

"Huh, this is the first time I have discovered such a fun thing in so many years." Xianzi chuckled and wiped the sweat from his face.

"Are you still going on?" Huina asked with a smile.

"No, no, I have to pick up Tsunade," Mito said with a smile.

"I remembered, yes, yes, Itama also asked me to pick him up. Mito, let's go together. When we get back, I will go see little Mikoto and Dai Yue. As a great-grandmother, I haven't given them gifts yet. "Yeah?" Xianzi clapped his hands and suddenly remembered.

"Well, I'm also going to cook for Ashura Indra and the others in Hagoromo Village." Kaguya nodded expressionlessly.

Looking at the three people leaving, Huina was a little at a loss...

"I heard that Madara and Izuna-sama went to the Internet cafe. Let's go and watch him play games. They are the No. 1 Senju Hashirama in the national server and the No. 1 Senju Tobirama in the national server!" At this time, two young men ran past Eina. ..

Eina's face gradually turned ugly...playing games...the two of them actually had the nerve to play games?

Eina followed them expressionlessly and walked towards the Internet cafe...

Then, Eina passed by an alley and looked at an abandoned steel rod thrown in the alley. She picked up the steel rod and walked towards the Internet cafe with an expressionless face...

In the Internet cafe...

"A sneeze! A sneeze! Brother, why do I feel so cold..." Izuna sneezed several times and asked Madara who was standing aside.

"I don't know, I feel the same way" Madara shook her head.

"Forget it, let's continue playing ranked. Hashirama is going to deliver food. He will be here in a minute. Win a few more rounds now." Madara thought of something and said quickly.

At the counter over there, Nine Tails is playing games....

At this moment, a figure holding a steel rod appeared in Nine Tails' sight...

Nine Tails was confused for a while, but didn't say anything. He had seen this kind of scene too many times, and it was probably some little brat who was here to arrest someone.

However, Nine Tails quickly realized, no, he has no minors here now, what is this woman doing here?

"Hey, woman, what are you doing here? Are you here to arrest your child?" Little Nine Tails asked aloud.

"Yes." Huina turned her head to look at Nine Tails and nodded expressionlessly.

"Then he might not be here with me. I'm not underage right now," little Nine Tails reminded.

"Underage? No, Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna are here, right?" Eina asked, shaking her head.

"Uh...are you looking for them??" Nine Tails was stunned for a moment, looked at Huina's appearance, and then looked at a steel rod several meters long that Huina was carrying on her shoulder...

Uh... Could it be... that the two old trees, Madara and Izuna, have blossomed? Are you still pursuing a woman together? Then the two brothers discovered each other, and they both began to give in, and finally gave up on the girl. Then the girl found out, was heartbroken, and came to fight between the two?

Little Nine Tails' heart instantly painted a picture of brotherly love and hatred in a large-scale TV series...

"That, um, those two are over there!" Little Nine Tails pointed directly in the direction of the two of them with the idea of ​​watching a show.

"Well, thank you." Eina nodded expressionlessly, shook her head, took off the steel rod she was carrying, and slowly walked towards Madara and Izuna over there...

"Izuna! Get out of the way of the group. The shooter and I are here. This group can fight. Hurry!" Madara didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at this time.

"Okay!" Izuna nodded solemnly.

Just when Izuna dodges with an R to start the group, and Madara is preparing to operate to keep up with the output...

"Bang!" A steel rod fell from the sky, directly smashing the computers in front of him into pieces...

Madara and Izuna were just about to take action... uh... this familiar feeling... they were stunned for a moment... their hands were still pressing the keyboard...

"Madara, Izuna, is the game fun?" Eina put one foot on the table and looked at the two of them with a smile.

"Mother...you...um...why are you here...didn't you go to the square dance with Mito and the others?" Izuna swallowed. This familiar smile...

"Yeah, isn't this the end of the dance? Mito went to pick up his granddaughter, Xianzi went to buy a gift for his great-granddaughter, and Kaguya also went to cook for the grandchildren. Don't you think I have any shortcomings?" Enaichi He knocked on the steel rod on the table with one hand and asked with a smile.

"Um...oh! I understand, mother, you are hungry, right?" Izuna swallowed and said quickly.

"Yes, yes, mother, let me take you to eat Ichiraku ramen. The hand-made ramen is delicious." Madara also nodded quickly.

"Don't play this trick on me, you two! Come with me!" Huina threw the steel rod in her hand.

He grabbed their ears and walked towards the outside of the Internet cafe.

Nine Tails looked at the steel rod inserted into the cabinet above his head... The steel rod was only one centimeter away from Nine Tails' head... Nine Tails swallowed... This woman... is so fierce... .Who is... holding those two people by their ears...

"Eh? Isn't that Madara-sama? Huh? Who is that woman? Huh??? Even Izuna-sama was dragged away by her ears?" A passerby said in shock when he saw Eina grabbing the ears of two people. .

"That... mother... let go... let go... I'm over fifty years old... save some face for me..." Madara was helplessly dragged away by her ears by her mother.

"What? Over fifty? Do you know that you are over fifty?? Xianzi even has great-grandchildren. What about me? Where is my grandson? When can I see my great-grandson again? Eina asked with an angry smile.

"Besides, what's wrong with you being in your fifties? Aren't you still my child? Do you have any other opinions?"

"No...no objection..."