Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"I've already said hello to Mito. There are already several girls waiting for you two at the blind date corner. Your current age doesn't matter. Those girls are all in their twenties. You must seize the opportunity." Ena He grabbed their ears and said with a smile.

"...Um...Mother...I...Um...I have something to do...How about I..." Izuna grinned and spoke hurriedly.

"Shut up, what's more important than the two of you? I have to hold my grandson next year. That's the most important thing. Do you understand?" Eina grabbed Izuna's ear with her hand and said in a condensed voice. .

"Hey... I understand." Izuna grinned at the sight of his teeth and nodded quickly.

Just like that...Izuna and Madara were thrown into the blind date corner...

While Izuna and Madara were chatting with these girls, they had the idea of ​​​​escape countless times... but they gave up the idea after feeling the flashing scarlet eyes behind a tree...

Dusk hour...

Madara and Izuna looked hopeless...but they were also glad...it was finally over...

"There are so many girls, but there is no one you like?" Huina walked out from behind the tree and asked in confusion, looking at the hopeless expressions on the two people's faces.

"No...no..." Izuna said helplessly.

"..Okay" Eina choked, before she could say the next words...

"Then... mother, us?" Madara asked hurriedly.

"Go back first and come back tomorrow. I'll ask Mito to help you find more ideas."

"...."

That's it... After Izuna and Madara had a blind date that was life-or-death for three days...

"I can't bear it anymore!" Madara drank the wine in front of her with no expression on her face. The wine glass in her hand was also slammed onto the table by Madara.

"Hahaha, hahahaha, Madara, your mother is doing your best! Hahaha! Don't let her down for all your hard work!" Hashirama laughed happily after hearing this.

I think he and Mito were also prompted by Butsuma in the first place. Alas, it makes me cry if I talk about it too much.

Madara picked up another wine glass and poured some more wine into it. When she raised the glass and was about to drink it again...

Madara looked at the laughing Hashirama in front of her through the transparent wine glass...

Then... Madara slowly put down the wine glass and looked at Hashirama quietly...

"Hahahaha...hahaha...ha...uh...Madara...why are you looking at me like that?" Hashirama's smile stopped suddenly. Looking at Madara staring at him in front of him, Hashirama suddenly felt uncomfortable. With a good premonition, he swallowed his saliva and asked doubtfully.

"I... have a good idea." Madara smiled coldly.

Then, Madara and Hashirama explained their great ideas...

"What? No! Absolutely not! This...isn't this a lie?" Hashirama said in shock.

"5000000"

"...." The atmosphere was silent for a while...

"Mada...we have been good friends for decades. This matter is something I, Hashirama, have no obligation to refuse!" Hashirama said with a righteous face.

Then, Madara took out her phone and called her mother.

"Hey, Madara, what's going on?" Eina answered the phone and asked doubtfully.

"Mom, I have found the woman I like." Madara was silent for a while and said slowly.

"!!! Really! Madara! You really found it!" Huina was also stunned for a while, and asked excitedly after she reacted.

"Well...real mother..." Madara nodded expressionlessly...

"Haha, my mother was about to give up. She was just about to call you and Izuna to say something. Seeing how tired you and Izuna have been these two days, I didn't expect you to give your mother a surprise! Great! Bring her here tomorrow. Take a look at home!" Eina over there said excitedly...

"Papa..."

The mobile phone clutched in Madara's ear fell down... her originally expressionless face looked even more gloomy...

What a crime, what a crime! ! !

Madara's heart was filled with unknown fire...

"Hey! Hey! Madara, did you hear that? Remember to bring that girl to your house tomorrow!" Ena's voice came from the phone on the ground...

"Well...I...get it." Madara picked up the phone and said after a moment of silence...

"Is that girl a commoner or from which family? How old is she? Is she good-looking or not?" Eina over there continued to ask.

".. from the Senju clan... well... you can see each other tomorrow anyway, so hang up first." Madara said and hung up the phone.

Madara wanted to cry now... Looking at the wine in front of her, she didn't even use a glass, she just took the bottle and drank it...

Hashirama in front of him was still counting on his fingers how to spend the 5 million...

The next day...

Madara comes to Hashirama...

Hmm.. Hashirama is offline and Zhumi is online...

"Okay Madara, let's go!" Zhumei walked up to Madara and said happily.

"...You lifted the Transformation Technique... Just put on your makeup as before... Do you think my parents and their Sharingan are all blind?" Madara looked at the pillars that Hashirama had transformed into using the Transformation Technique in front of her, and was speechless. asked.

"...But..." Hashirama lifted the Transformation Technique...lifted his trousers...

Looking at the thick woolen pants on Hashirama's legs... Madara was confused...

"Shave it with tape," Madara said helplessly.

"No!! That's very painful!! And as you know, if I shave it off, it will grow back in about an hour," Hashirama said quickly.

"I'll add another million. Let's just chat for a while and have a meal. Half an hour is enough. From now on, I can just find an excuse and say that you died in a certain mission." Madara said calmly. Xu said.

"...No way..." Hashirama shuddered as he thought of the heart-piercing pain he felt when shaving his legs during the last commercial shoot...

"I'm adding 4 million, and I'll give you a total of 10 million when everything is done!"

"Where's the tape?"

....

A few minutes later, Madara and Zhumi slowly walked to Tajima's new home...

"You know what to say?" Madara turned to Zhu Mei and asked.

"Don't worry, you have forgotten that I also performed the romantic drama "The Temptation of Returning to the Village". I still remember those lines and plot." Zhu Mei nodded.

"...Okay, let's go" Madara was silent for a while, always feeling that something bad would happen...

But now that things have reached this bad point...how could it be worse? "

"Brother, why are you here too?"

Just when Madara and Zhu Mei were about to enter the house... there was a shout from behind...