Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Under Indra's resentful gaze, Ashura slowly stepped onto the stage.

Ashura felt Indra's "hot" gaze in the audience, with a smile on his face, and hurriedly waved to his brother to greet him.

Then, the music slowly started playing...

"...Why do I have a bad premonition...Which song is he singing?" Listening to the unfamiliar accompaniment, Dave was stunned and hurriedly asked the director on the side.

"...original song...brother's life...lyrics Ashura, composer Ashura, singer Ashura" the director took out the form and murmured slowly.

"Him? Do you think Ashura did it or did you do it yourself? Oops! Hurry! Give me earplugs!" Dave was instantly confused and shouted anxiously.

But...it's too late...

"Brother~~~~~ (broken voice)" Ashura closed his eyes affectionately, and then... opened up his beautiful singing voice...

"Brother~~~~My brother~~~ (Second consecutive break)"

Uchiha Madara was sitting on the instructor's chair below, with his back to the stage, listening to the wonderful voice coming from above... I saw the sunglasses hanging on Uchiha Madara's face burst instantly...

Uchiha Madara quickly summoned a small part of Susanoo to cover her ears...

"boom!"

The Susanoo covering Uchiha Madara's ears could not last more than three seconds... Then, Madara fainted instantly... Blood slowly flowed from her ears...

"Hit me! Quick! Hit me!! I'm going crazy!! Kakuzu! Hit here! Hard!!" Black Zetsu was stunned and roared towards Kakuzu over there.

Without even looking at Black Zetsu, Kakuzu took out the pistol from his pocket and fired two shots into his heart. Then he lay on the ground with a peaceful face...

"Ahhhhh!!" Black Zetsu couldn't stand it anymore and slipped directly into the ground...

"Izanagi!"

"Izanagi!"

...

Only Danzo is struggling to support...

"My~ brother~~~ (treble + broken sound)" Ashura has reached the state where people and songs are one. He has forgotten himself and is immersed in his singing with a face full of intoxication...

"My brother~~do you know how much I~~love you~~ (sounding hoarse)"

"You are like the warm sunshine~~lighting up my heart~~ (Ghost Crying and Wolf Howling)"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

....Now the only voice on the field is Ashura's voice..Other people...basically all the other people have passed out...

Danzo passed out without even being able to use Izanagi...

"I'm sorry Ashura, don't blame grandma, Huangquan Hira version!" Even though Kaguya is such a powerful person, veins are popping up on his head at this moment, and his body is shaking constantly... Then a black hole suddenly appeared on the stage, sucking Ashura into it. Got in....

Indra..Indra is frothing at the mouth and fainting on the ground now...

The world...is completely quiet...

"Director... add Ashura... to my blacklist..." Dave, with empty eyes, got up from the ground, his eyes bloodshot... he said dully.

"What did you say?!" Two streams of blood slowly flowed out of the director's ears at this moment...

"I said... add Ashura to the black list for me!" Dave came back to his senses and roared loudly.

"What?? You want to give me a salary increase?!"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Kakuzu, who had just had two hearts knocked out and was still in a coma, woke up instantly and roared loudly.

"Manager Kakuzu, you also want to give me a salary increase! Hahaha!!" At this moment, the deaf director burst out laughing.

"...Do you need to kill him?" Kakuzu's eyes flickered, and he turned to look at Dave who was standing aside.

"...Rolling around...today we will record this...that...everyone who is unconscious on the field will be taken to the hospital for treatment..." Dave was speechless.

In the hospital...

Ashura and Indra were lying on the hospital bed. Indra looked at the ceiling blankly... Ashura, who had a bruised nose and face, happily asked his brother how he sang today...

"Are you okay?" Kaguya walked into the ward and asked slowly while looking at the two people lying on the bed.

"I'm fine, grandma! Well, grandma! Do you think my singing sounds good? Hehe, I have already thought of my new song now, and the new song is called I Love My Grandma!" Ashura shook his head, full of excitement asked.

"...Ashura...that...about singing...actually...I think..." Kaguya said slowly, struggling with his thoughts.

However, Kaguya felt that Ashura, her sweet grandson's cute big eyes were looking at her...

"I think you sing very well. Come on, grandma believes in you."

Indra over there slapped her forehead hard... It's over... It's over... It's not enough to have a grandma at home who cooks and kills... Here's another one who sings and kills...

"By the way, is there a kitchen here in the hospital?" Kaguya suddenly thought of something and asked doubtfully.

"No, no, no, no!!!!" Indra and Ashura stood up at the same time and shouted.

"The kitchen, the kitchen is over there in the restaurant of the hospital." At this time, Hashirama, who was passing by to see Indra and Ashura, said doubtfully.

"Well, wait for me for a while." Kaguya nodded with a smile, then turned around and left here.

Indra and Ashura looked at Hashirama with red eyes for a moment...

"I...did I say something wrong?" Hashirama swallowed and asked in a trembling voice... He came to the hospital to see Madara... I heard that Madara was hospitalized... I happened to see it when I passed by this ward. Indra and Ashura came to see...

...On the other side, in the hospital restaurant...

"Can I borrow your kitchen? I want to make some food for my children in the hospital." Kaguya said slowly while looking at the busy lady in the kitchen.

"Please do it, there are not many good elders like you these days," the aunt said with sigh as she looked at Kaguya.

"Well, thank you" Kaguya nodded.

Then... Kaguya looked at a chicken running over there and grabbed it with one hand...

"Chicken...it seems like there is no need to remove the hair, um, yes, just steam it!"

"Isn't there any salt in the kitchen? Eh? The packet under the window seems to be rat poison. Hmm~ It should be the latest brand of salt. Mito seems to have said that you need to sprinkle more salt on the stewed chicken to make it taste better. Hmm, it's all Sprinkle it in"

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