Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the ward... Ashura and Indra stared at the ceiling helplessly...

Sudden..

"boom!"

An explosion shocked everyone in the hospital...

"If I heard correctly... the explosion... came from the restaurant..." Ashura swallowed and asked tremblingly.

"..Well...that's right...Have you forgotten that we no longer have a kitchen at home?" Indra nodded, turned to look at Ashura and asked.

"....Madara and Hashirama are both in the ward next door..." Ashura was silent for a while and said slowly...

"Yeah" Indra's eyes sparkled after hearing this...

After a while...

"Ashura, Indra, it's time to eat." The door to the ward was slowly opened, and Kaguya, whose face was filled with oil smoke, walked in with a bowl of soup and said softly.

"Um...are they all asleep? Then I'll wait here for them to wake up." Kaguya looked at the two people who were "asleep" on the hospital bed, shook his head helplessly, and sat next to them motionless. .

Ashura turned his back to Kaguya, his face covered in cold sweat... Come on...

"Motor! Let me tell you! Why are you deaf!!"

"What? What did you say?! Louder! My ears hurt!!"

At this time, two roars came from the nearby ward...

Kaguya's originally calm eyes suddenly flashed with light. Are Hashirama and Madara also in the hospital... It seems that Madara is also injured...

"Well, let's bring it to them first. When Ashura and Indra wake up, we'll make another for them." Kaguya nodded, then picked up the bowl on the side and walked out of the ward.

The moment Kaguya left the ward, Indra and Ashura stood up instantly... then took out the case form from the drawer, packed everything up and left here as quickly as possible...

Just when the two of them completed the discharge procedures and passed by Madara and Hashirama's wards wearing sunglasses...

"Doctor, doctor, come here quickly. These two patients are in an emergency and are foaming at the mouth!" A nurse ran out of Madara and Hashirama's ward, shouting with her face red and tears in her eyes.

"What's going on? Did they eat something?" The doctor over there hurried over and asked after hearing the news.

"I just checked with a machine. The foam of the two patients contains 40% rat poison, 20% chicken feathers...and... 20% feces... it should be Chicken...chicken poop also contains 60% pesticides...The chickens should have eaten the crops sprayed with pesticides before they were alive..." the nurse said hesitantly...

"There's still 20 percent left," the doctor asked in a daze...

"Also...there is still 20%...it should be alcohol...and it may be medical alcohol...the one with 95% concentration..." the nurse lowered her head and said intermittently...

"...Are they crazy? 95% alcohol? 75% alcohol is enough to kill them. Even if you don't want to live, you can't eat like this? How are their vital signs now?" The doctor was stunned after hearing this.

The doctor only feels numbness on the scalp now... After a series of difficult and complicated diseases such as fox, white and black bullaji, a ball of thread, egg exploding, anal insertion, etc., what new thing has come to this tm? Weird patient...

This doctor can't do it anymore... he absolutely can't do it anymore... it's going to cost him his life...

"Their vitality has been stabilized now. A white-haired woman in the ward may be a medical ninja, and she helped. I have notified the surgery department to perform gastric lavage on them, but it may not be of much use... Maybe they His stomach may have been corroded..." the nurse said intermittently.

"95% alcohol...um...isn't that white vinegar?" Kaguya in the ward said doubtfully when he heard the conversation outside.

"....Let's go, let's go!!! Hurry!!" Ashura and Indra shuddered hard and ran away quickly...

Fortunately, they didn't eat... Huh... Madara, Hashirama, you are great, you are worthy of being our descendants.

The next day...

Hashirama and Madara were lying on the hospital bed with expressions of despair...

"I just came to see you...Why am I also in the hospital..." Hashirama looked at the ceiling and said weakly...

"..I don't know.." Madara also looked at the ceiling...with a look of despair on her face...

Fortunately, Madara had Hashirama's cells transplanted and Kaguya's help... Otherwise Madara might have been sent away yesterday... Hashirama won't say anything... He ate the most yesterday... His entire stomach was The corrosion is finished. Fortunately, his regeneration ability is so good...

"Hmm... I understand... When stewing chicken, the chicken feathers need to be processed, and the chicken intestines and other things also need to be processed... Hmm... alcohol and white vinegar are very similar... pay attention to distinguishing them next time..." Kaguya stood in front of the two hospital beds, holding a small notebook in his hand and recording something...

Hashirama and Madara fainted instantly after hearing this...

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Let’s ignore the ridiculous things on the hospital side for now...the other side...

After returning home, Ashura was informed that he had been blacklisted on The Voice of Konoha. After he was banned from participating anymore...

Ashura didn't give up... he opened Konoha Music, registered as a musician... and released his first song...

Love Kidney Company, audit department...

"The song is full of love. The name sounds pretty good. I am a newcomer. Young people are very good at playing. Hmm, did you upload the first song so quickly? Listen to "An old man in charge of the review this year He is 59 years old and is one of the first people to work in the company. He will be able to retire next year.

Because the old man was a behind-the-scenes performer at the Noh Theater in the Land of Fire during the Sengoku era when he was young, and he was somewhat involved in music, so Kakuzu arranged for him to be here to be responsible for reviewing uploaded music.

"The song is called "My Dear Grandma". It's about family love. There are very few songs in recent years. It's not bad." The old man looked at the song title and nodded with satisfaction. Today's young people are too impetuous. Wow, it’s rare to see this kind of song that you can calm down and listen to.

"My dear grandma~ (broken sound)"

"My grandma~~Grandma~ (Second consecutive break)"

"Your love for me is so profound~~The food you cooked~is deep in my mind~~ (Ghost Crying Wolf Howling)"

"Bang!" The computer sound exploded...

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"Uncle! Uncle! What's wrong with you, uncle! Wake up! Uncle! Why are your ears bleeding! Why is this computer speaker blowing up?! 120! Call 120 quickly!! Uncle! Uncle!"