Crazy Dave Of Konoha

in the hall

"Toad Pill..." Hagoromo looked at the big sleeping toad above and murmured softly...

"Uh...huh? Hagoromo? You're here." The big toad, who was still sleeping soundly, slowly opened his eyes tiredly.

"Tsk...Hahaha, it seems you also knew that I would come." Yuyi burst out laughing.

"Well... I dreamed that the Sage of Six Paths returned, the destiny of the child of destiny changed, and the person who changed the ninja world arrived, causing Mount Myōboku to spread new opportunities." Gamamaru yawned and said slowly.

"You are getting old too. You were still so small before, but now you are so big and old." Yuyi smiled and said slowly.

"Hmm~ I guess I can live for thousands of years." Gamamaru smiled and shook his head.

"By the way, Dave, did you come here to say something to Gamamaru?" Hagoromo turned to look at Dave and asked.

"Well, that... Great Toad Sage, you also predicted that, that, I am here to make Mount Myōboku distribute new machines! Look," Dave asked with a smile.

"Hahaha, you can talk to Fukasaku about the specific matter." Gamamaru burst into laughter.

"Okay, by the way, what else? Jiraiya is learning celestial magic, can he add someone else?" Dave then asked with a smile.

"No problem, he will learn it, right? But you should also know the dangers of learning senjutsu. His current Chakra and age are not enough, right?" Gamamaru waved his hand and said slowly.

"Well, his Chakra is definitely not enough now, so I just want him to complete some of the previous stages of transition and familiarization with training, and wait for the later stages when he grows up." Dave nodded.

"No problem, Shima, I'll leave the learning of senjutsu to you, little Jiraiya and that little guest," Gamamaru nodded and looked at the old female toad over there.

"Yes, Great Toad Sage" Shima nodded.

"Okay, you guys go out first. I want to chat with my old friends." Gamamaru smiled and looked at Hagoromo in front of him and said.

Afterwards, Fukasaku, Shima and Dave walked out of the hall.

"Boy Dave, what did the Great Sage mean when he said Mount Myōboku brought new machines?" Fukasaku looked at Dave and asked in confusion.

"Ahem... Kakuzu!" Dave coughed twice and clapped his hands gently.

Kakuzu's figure immediately appeared next to Dave.

"Come! Tell Mr. Fukasaku what new opportunities it will bring! I'll leave this matter to you." Dave said with a smile.

"By the way, didn't you say how much we can earn? Ahem, Mount Myōboku has a history of a thousand years. Even if you take out some random bowls from here and sell them as antiques on the black market, that... you , Take control yourself," Dave walked to Kakuzu and said softly.

"Leave it to me." Kakuzu's face flashed with light, and the dazzling light made Fukasaku shiver violently... Why does he always feel that something is wrong...

Then...

"This is a mobile phone. How about it? It's not bad."

"Okay, okay, how do you do this? What is fingerprint unlocking? Can toad's footprints also work?"

....

"Let's see if this game is fun! Just tell me if you want to rush a 648 for him!"

"Damn it! What the hell is the green monster on this screen! How can he be so big!"

...

"This is a live broadcast room. You can broadcast live to all the people in the ninja world, so that people in the ninja world can understand the scenery of your Mount Myōboku every second. Of course, you can also bring goods to make money!"

"Bringing goods? Well... what's the money? By the way, can we sell Mount Myōboku's secret insect cuisine! I want the ninja world to taste the delicious food of Mount Myōboku!"

"Of course! In this way, because you Mount Myōboku and I Love Kidney Company have a good foundation of cooperation and friendship, we are six to four, we are six, and you are four."

"No! There are six of us and four of you!"

"No! I am six and you are four."

"I am six and you are four!"

"I'm four and you're six!"

"I'm four and you're six!'

"Okay, that's it. You four, six of us. Come on, here's the contract. You sign it and press your fingers. No, you don't seem to have hands. Just press your paw prints."

...

Looking at Kakuzu and Fukasaku who were having a heated exchange over there, Dave shook his head helplessly.

the other side...

Hashirama and Madara took out the speakers...

"Madara, why do we feel a bit embarrassed when we do this... No... Throwing toads... Bah... It's embarrassing..." Hashirama swallowed and looked at the pile of toads under the field and asked with a trembling voice. .

"Shameful? Do you still know how to be embarrassed? Didn't you drag me here?" Madara shouted with veins popping out on her head.

"I didn't want to come either...but...but...Dave gave him too much..." Hashirama was a little unsure...

"Who are they?" A toad at the bottom looked at the two people above and asked doubtfully.

"I don't know, I don't know, but Fukasaku-sama just seemed to say that they are going to take us to Mount Myōboku to spread new vitality. Hmm, I don't understand. I really want to go back and eat bugs." Another toad touched his big belly He said boredly.

"Oh, I really don't know what's good about these humans." The toad next to him yawned and said sleepily.

These words... were naturally heard by Madara and Hashirama on the stage...

"Madara... we seem to have been tricked by the toads." Hashirama slowly put away his playful smile and asked in a serious voice.

"Heh, let them take a look." Madara smiled coldly. Originally, he was forcefully pulled over by Hashirama, and he just planned to mess with it casually. I didn't expect that he would be petty by a bunch of toads in his lifetime. I don't think so. Madara is not happy.

"Miao thief card!" Madara snapped her fingers.

"... Hot ballads are what we look forward to. It is the most comfortable to sing while walking along the way. If we want to sing, we must sing the most happily. You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky. Let me use my salary to keep you (stay ), singing the most dazzling Konoha wind leisurely, let love sweep away all the dust..."

"....Asshole, you played the wrong song!" Madara's veins popped out on her head and she roared towards Hashirama.

"This... this... I picked up the wrong speaker... This one contains all Mito's square dance songs..." Hashirama wiped the cold sweat from his face, picked up the speaker and realized he had picked up the wrong one...

"...Forget it...just dance like this!" Madara was speechless...

Then... Hashirama and Madara put on sunglasses...

"Huh? What's going on, my paws! My arms! My legs! Why did I jump with them involuntarily!"

"Help! Me too! Damn it! Why are you so rhythmic!"

"Save Toad! I can't control my body!!"

Finally, when Fukasaku and Kakuzu finished their discussion and came here to see the situation...

I saw a bunch of toads dancing crazily around the two people on the stage...

"Let you stay~"

"Stay!" A bunch of toads and Madara and Hashirama shouted in a final pose...

....

"This is the new vitality that the Great Toad Sage said?" Fukasaku pointed at this scene and felt like he was about to have a heart attack.

"...It's okay. You can just get used to it gradually." Kakuzu took it for granted.