Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Two days later...

"Hello everyone in the live broadcast room, I am Fukasaku Sennin from Mount Myōboku, and I am here to bring you a wave of benefits today!" Fukasaku Sennin shouted to the camera with his mobile phone in hand.

"Look, guys! These are our special bugs from Mount Myōboku!" Fukasaku said, taking a bowl of bugs from Bunta's hand.

"This bug is our supreme delicacy at Mount Myōboku! Even though it is ugly! But its small body contains protein, fat and other substances needed by the human body and the toad body!"

"It can be eaten raw! It can also be used for cooking. However, if I recommend it, eating it raw is the best. Don't worry, we at Mount Myōboku have specially selected the insects one by one. There is absolutely no safety issue. Hidden danger!”

(Konoha Village) Ōtsutsuki Kaguya: That’s right, but these are all eaten by your toads. I don’t know if there are any safety risks if people eat them.

(Iwagakure) Ohnoki: Yes, yes.

"Don't worry, fellows! To confirm this, we specially invited a human to taste it for everyone!" Fukasaku Sennin clapped his hands.

"Let me go! Let me go! Bunta! Baga! I don't want to eat bugs!" Jiraiya was held by Bunta and roared angrily.

"Little Jiraiya, this is all for Mount Myōboku. As our Summoner, the Summoner of Mount Myōboku, you must have the consciousness to contribute to Mount Myōboku!" Fukasaku got off Bunta's head and walked to Jiraiya Said slowly in front of him.

"No! Don't!" Jiraiya shook his head.

"...I will teach you a quick way to learn senjutsu tomorrow." Fukasaku shook his head helplessly.

"..Damn it...Okay, I'll eat it!" Jiraiya weighed the pros and cons, and thought about the scene where he would learn senjutsu, step on Orochimaru, and hold Tsunade in his arms. What did the bugs in front of him mean?

"Don't forget the lines." Fukasaku nodded happily.

Alas, in order for them to Mount Myōboku enter the ninja world and be accepted by the ninja world, he Fukasaku also took great pains. They don't have enough of such good bugs themselves, but they still want to sell them.

"Old fellows, I'll let him eat it for everyone to watch!" Fukasaku handed the bowl filled with squirming insects to Jiraiya and pointed the camera at him.

...

Jiraiya looked at the bowl in his hand...looking at the squirming white bugs in the bowl, with a complicated expression on his face...

"Oli! Guys! Do it!!" Jiraiya gritted his teeth, then took out his chopsticks, picked out a big pile and stuffed it into his mouth...

"It tastes really good...it's so juicy...it's bursting with protein, you guys!" Jiraiya, who looked pale and had two bugs coming out of his nostrils, shouted with a smile and a thumbs up.

"How about it? I, Fukasaku, didn't lie to everyone in the ninja world." Fukasaku nodded with satisfaction and moved the camera towards himself again.

Seeing the camera move away, Jiraiya couldn't hold it any longer and lay on the ground and vomited... He swore... that he would never touch bugs again...

Seeing this, little Minato on the side quickly took out some tissues and handed them to Jiraiya...

"Now, 500g of worms, freshly packaged and live, cost 9 yuan and 9 silver taels! Free shipping by Meizhu Express to your home!"

"Ah! Thank you so much to this viewer named Ōtsutsuki Kaguya for placing a hundred orders! Thank you for supporting our Mount Myōboku! We at Mount Myōboku would like to thank you very much!" Fukasaku looked at the 100 order reminder in the background and shouted in surprise .

(Konoha Village) Ōtsutsuki Kaguya: No problem, since it is a nutritional supplement, I also want my children to take some.

"You must be a very kind and kind elder," Fukasaku sighed as he watched Kaguya's barrage.

Jiraiya vomited for a while and finally got over the nausea...

"Brother Jiraiya, please wipe it," Minato said with concern as he handed a tissue to the side.

"Minato, listen to the words of my elder brother, never eat bugs!" Jiraiya sighed.

"Hmm, brother Jiraiya, can you teach me how to complete the first stage of transition to senjutsu as mentioned by Fukasaku Sennin?" Minato nodded and asked with a smile.

"Minato, you're asking the right person, the first stage! It should be... the first stage! The first stage... the first stage... what is the first stage..." Jiraiya's tone Gradually getting smaller...

"Brother Jiraiya, don't you know how to do that?" Minato tilted his head and asked in confusion.

"Ahem, Minato, this is my unique understanding of senjutsu, and I can't tell it to outsiders easily." Cold sweat poured down Jiraiya's face, and then he thought of a reason, and hurriedly put his hands behind his back and said with an air of authority. With.

"Well... Then... Brother Jiraiya, can I become your master? In this way, you will be my master and I will be your disciple. You can teach me." Little Minato rolled his eyes. Thinking of the previous scene where Uncle Dave taught Uncle Sakumo carefully, thinking of the relationship between Uncle Dave and Uncle Sakumo, he said with a smile.

"What???! Ahem...that...Minato, your brother Jiraiya can be said to be the strongest group of young people in Konoha! Those who want to be my apprentices can be ranked from the east of Konoha We're at the west end of Konoha, you... seem a bit unqualified." Jiraiya had a headache... he could only continue to make up nonsense...

"Ah...that's it..." Little Minato drooped his head in despair...

"Well...that...it's a little difficult for you to become my apprentice, but it won't be said to be completely hopeless!" Looking at little Minato's disappointed look, Jiraiya hurriedly comforted him.

With how much Uncle Dave dotes on Minato... if he sees little Minato looking sad... I'll lose a layer of skin if I don't say it...

When Minato heard Jiraiya's words, he suddenly raised his head and looked at Jiraiya with twinkling stars in his eyes.

"Uh... uh... let's do this! There is a ninjutsu called Flying Thunder God Technique. Second Generation-sama and your Daiyue brother both know it. As long as you can learn it, how about I accept you as a disciple!" Jiraiya After thinking for a while, he said slowly.

It's not like Jiraiya doesn't have his own ideas. Now that little Minato is only two years old, he wants to learn a Forbidden Technique. That is fantasy and nonsense. When little Minato realizes this problem later and hits a wall everywhere, he will not I will talk to myself about this again...

But if little Minato learns in the future...

A disciple who knows how to Flying Thunder God...hehehe...it's not a loss...

And... it will be much more convenient for peeping in the future... bah... it will be much easier to enjoy the scenery of Konoha...

Hahahahaha! ! I, Jiraiya-sama, am truly a genius!