Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Orochimaru slowly walked up to Wan She...

"Human? Get out of here, don't let me be your Summoning Beast" Wan Snake looked at Orochimaru in front of him and growled unfriendly.

"...Can't we have a good talk?" Orochimaru was stunned... His temper is really bad...

"Ha, roar!" Wan She sneered, then opened his ferocious mouth, stretched it out in front of Orochimaru and roared.

"Frightened? Oh, humans, be afraid," Wan She looked at Orochimaru's expressionless face and sneered.

"Fear?" Orochimaru murmured...

"Annoying, get out!" Wan She looked at him and refused to leave, then swung his tail and swept towards Orochimaru...

"boom!"

....

"Uncle Dave and my father taught me that all fear comes from insufficient firepower," Orochimaru said slowly, holding an RPG launcher in his hand.

"Human!! You are looking for death!!" Wan She looked at his smoking tail and roared.

Then Wan Snake suddenly moved his body and rushed towards Orochimaru.

Orochimaru holds an RPG in his hand and keeps firing cannonballs at all snakes...

"Huh, human, you're not even close to your aim." Wan Snake kept swaying his agile body to avoid the cannonballs while mocking him.

"That's it..." Orochimaru slowly put down the rpg...

....

"Uncle Dave also taught me that if you are poor, you will strike with precision, and if you are rich, you will have firepower." Orochimaru held Gatling in both hands and received it slowly.

"Since it's not accurate anymore, I'm sorry, but I'm still quite rich," Orochimaru said with a rare smile.

Then he pulled the trigger with both hands...

Two Gatlings were burning with blue fire... In less than a moment, Wan She was beaten to a bloody pulp...

The snake has rough skin and thick flesh, so ordinary bullets cannot hit it, but I, Orochimaru, have money, and this is an armor-piercing bullet. It is also a special biological cuticle-piercing bullet. One bullet costs 1,000 silver taels.

The Gatling in Orochimaru's hand kept pulsing... Wan She was beaten until he was almost reduced to a sieve... Looking at Wan Snake's dying appearance... the three immortals behind Orochimaru swallowed...

"So, are you still willing to be my Summoning beast?" Orochimaru put down the two Gatlings and walked up to the dying Wanzi and asked.

"Yes, yes..." Wan She nodded quickly and said...

"Well, my name is Orochimaru."

"Ten Thousand Snakes"

....

Orochimaru was about to leave, but at this moment, another human arrived...

"Third Kazekage?" Orochimaru looked at this figure and murmured in confusion.

"Huh? Why are there other people in Ryūchi Cave? Ritsuki, didn't you say that I am the only one who has signed a contract with Ryūchi Cave in recent years?" Naturally, Third Kazekage also noticed Orochimaru and looked at Ritsuki over there in confusion. asked.

"Hey, even though your tone is annoying, I don't care. This is the new Summoner today," Ruizinji said with a smile.

"Are you from Konoha?" Third Kazekage asked in a serious voice when he saw the Konoha Shinobi forehead protector hanging on Orochimaru's waist.

Orochimaru looked at Third Kazekage coldly and said nothing.

"The people of Konoha... are still children. In this case, we can't let you go back." Third Kazekage said and moved his hands directly.

Seeing the large black sand coming towards him, Orochimaru didn't panic at all.

Orochimaru is not afraid of anything because the opponent is a Kage. Uncle Dave once taught him that the most powerful ninja in the ninja world is Genin... Well... indeed... If Orochimaru remembers correctly... Uncle Dave is still a Genin. ...Is Uncle Dave weak?

Orochimaru slowly took out a scroll from his belt and opened it.

"Solution.Tank"

....

Before Wan Snake licked his wounds over there, he noticed Orochimaru's side...

Seeing Orochimaru sitting on a Green Blaji thing... This thing also fired cannonballs in front... Wanshe swallowed... What the hell is this Orochimaru... What the hell is this thing... .

"Hey, Xinya, isn't that your Summoner?" Looking at the person Orochimaru beat, Wanshe shouted towards someone with some gloating.

"What are you proud of? Are you looking for a fight?" Xinya, a big red snake, asked doubtfully.

"Oh, Xinya, you are nothing." Wan She smiled disdainfully. This Xinya is usually the one with the most irritable temper in Ryūchi Cave. No snake is willing to talk to him, but he can't say anything about you Xinya and us. I don’t dare to mess with it.

"Wan She, you are seeking death!" Xin Ya rushed towards Wan She.

...

"Sorry, all fear comes from the lack of firepower. If you are poor, you will strike accurately, and if you are rich, you will have firepower coverage. This is what my Summoning Master taught me." Wan She bit Gatling, and Snake Nobuko pressed trigger. This is what Orochimaru left for him just now....

...Seeing Xing Ya being beaten into a sieve, Wan She, who had just been beaten by Orochimaru, was now all angry...

Orochimaru at...

"Damn it, what the hell is this!" Third Kazekage kept manipulating the black sand to block the shells... roaring with anger.

“Multiple Shadow Clone Technique”

Orochimaru got a bunch of Shadow Clone out...

Then he took out all the Summoning scrolls from his pocket...

After a while...

"Orochimaru bastard!!" Wan She shouted with stars in her eyes as she looked at Orochimaru covered in fire.

"What the hell is this! Damn it!" Third Kazekage was quickly beaten into the sky under the siege of a bunch of tanks...

After a few more minutes of shelling...

Third Kazekage, who was full of injuries, struggled to stand up...

"Hahahaha! Your weapon is out of shells! Hahahaha!" Third Kazekage laughed.

"Hmm... I didn't expect this to happen, I brought less," Orochimaru said helplessly. In addition, today is the maintenance time for tanks, and many tanks are in the warehouse for maintenance. Otherwise, when Orochimaru goes out, the tanks he carries in his bag will cost at least four figures.

"Then! It's my turn!" Third Kazekage roared ferociously.

Then Orochimaru pulled out another scroll from nowhere...

Third Kazekage was so frightened that he rolled over... wasn't he... wasn't he gone? Why are you still here?

Suddenly, Orochimaru's body flashed with white light, and a figure appeared here...

"Brother Orochimaru, you activated the technique I left behind. Are you in any danger?" Dai Yue appeared next to Orochimaru and asked doubtfully.

"Third Kazekage" Orochimaru shook his head helplessly and pointed to the Third Kazekage over there... He didn't want to bring Dai Yue here... After all, he was considered his brother... but he ended up being rescued by Dai Yue. It's a bit embarrassing...

No, I have to go back and study the nuclear weapons Uncle Dave talked about with my father as soon as possible... We will never do this again next time!

"Oh, you scared me to death, you're such a little kid." Third Kazekage looked at Dai Yue, who was younger than Orochimaru, patted his chest, and let go of his worries...