Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Third Kazekage?" Dai Yue looked at the Third Kazekage in front of him and murmured in confusion.

"Keep the noise down, this is a fairy land and the impact will not be good," Orochimaru said slowly.

"Pfft, don't worry, I will kill you quietly." Third Kazekage burst out laughing when he heard Orochimaru's words. What does this mean, tell me to be quieter?

"Okay, take care of my body, Brother Orochimaru, Spirit Transformation Technique!" Dai Yue smiled and made a seal on his hand.

Orochimaru caught Daisuki's body...

So... Third Kazekage suddenly found that his body was out of control, and then watched helplessly as he took out a kunai and stabbed his heart.

And just when the kunai was about to pierce the heart, the kunai suddenly slashed downwards without piercing the heart.

"Well, the Third Kazekage can actually struggle. Shouldn't it be said that he is worthy of being a Kage?" Orochimaru over there saw it very clearly.

Spiritualization Technique relies on spiritual energy, and Dai Yue's age is still a drawback.

Dai Yue, who was inside Feng Ying's body, was also a little surprised. She didn't expect that he could still resist.

Feng Ying is about to curse... Where did this thing come from? How can it control people's bodies? Just that little bit missing, my heart is almost gone.

So... Orochimaru watched the Third Kazekage over there waving his kunai around from time to time. It must be that the two people in his body were competing.

Third Kazekage was highly concentrated and had been competing with Dai Yue's spirit in his body. At this time, he suddenly discovered that the little kid stopped attacking.

Dai Yue took advantage of this and took advantage of this gap to directly control Third Kazekage's body.

Picked up the kunai and stabbed it directly...

Because Dai Yue was also highly concentrated, he could only seize this moment to attack...

Uh... because the two of them were constantly fighting for control of the body just now... waving the kunai around randomly... Dai Yue didn't notice where the kunai was now and stabbed...

Therefore... there was a sound of flesh tearing on the field...

....

Dai Yue returned to his body... and looked at Orochimaru...

Third Kazekage held his crotch and howled in pain, his eyes bloodshot, staring at Dai Yue over there, as if he wanted to eat Dai Yue alive...

Then, Third Kazekage struggled to free up a hand to form a seal, and disappeared here...

"Brother Orochimaru... I said... I didn't mean it... If you said... Third Kazekage, would he believe it..." Dai Yue was silent for a while and said slowly.

"..He..She...He..She..It's possible..." Orochimaru replied hesitantly.

"Giggles, this little guest is becoming more and more likeable the more I look at him. Are you interested in being the Summoner of our Ryūchi Cave?" The three immortals behind them asked Dai Yue with smiles.

"Summoning, Ryūchi Cave? What do you mean?" Dai Yue turned to look at the three of them and asked in confusion.

"Giggle, you don't have to worry about this so much. Come on, sign your name on it. As long as you are summoning from now on, the three of us will be at your call!" Ruizinji giggled and took out the scroll.

Orochimaru looked at him and grinned slightly...why...why should I summon the three of you based on your mood?

Is this the difference between people?

...

On the other side...Dave's house...

Dave plays with toys with little Mikoto...

"Dad...can I give you a gift~" little Mikoto rolled his eyes, put his hands behind his back and said with a smile.

"Oh? What gift does little Mikoto want to give to dad?" Dave was stunned for a moment, then gently pinched little Mikoto's face.

"No! This... is so cute." Little Mikoto took out something from behind...

Dave was stunned when he looked at what little Mikoto was holding...

"Wow, it's really cute, little Mikoto, do you still have it?" Dave took the hand from little Mikoto and said blankly...

"Dad, you like it. If you like it, there are many, many little Mikotos!" Dave looked at little Mikoto's hands and kept making out this thing and handing it to him.

"Little Mikoto, besides this, do you have anything else?" Dave was stunned and asked quickly.

"Well... there are some small pieces of wood and twigs, boring." Little Mikoto shook his head.

"Well, little Mikoto, are you feeling unwell now?" Dave looked at the thing in his hand carefully for a while and then asked.

"No, um... little Mikoto is a little hungry." Little Mikoto shook his head, then thought of something and patted his belly.

"Then you go to mom first. Mom is making delicious food in the kitchen. See if there is anything that little Mikoto likes to eat." Dave smiled and pointed to the kitchen over there.

"Okay~" Little Mikoto happily ran towards the kitchen.

Then, Dave took out his cell phone and called Hashirama.

"Hey, Dave, what do you want from uncle?" Hashirama asked breathlessly over there.

"Uh...Uncle, what are you doing over there? There's something wrong with your tone," Dave asked in a daze.

"Oh, I went to Kirigakure to deliver food... and I'm still rowing on the sea. What do you want to do with uncle?" Hashirama explained.

"The thing about little Mikoto, she just gave me a plant. This plant is similar to the plants I have. It just looks a little different. In addition, she also said that she also has a bunch of small wood and twigs. I doubt it. She also has Wood Style, which she wants to show you," Dave said.

"What? Okay, I'll go back as soon as possible." Hashirama on the other side was stunned for a moment, then hung up the phone after speaking in a condensed voice.

On the sea...

Hashirama took a small boat and paddled with both hands. He would never come to Mist Shinobi to deliver food next time. He was so exhausted...

"Phew! Charge!"

Hashirama swung his oars, and the boat suddenly rushed out on the sea, stirring up waves...

Five days later...

The sallow-looking Hashirama looked at the Konoha gate in front of him, his eyes turning red... He would never go to Kirigakure to deliver food next time... woo woo hoo...

If he hadn't met a fisherman at sea in the end... Hashirama would have starved to death at sea...

Entering the village, the policeman guarding the gate almost didn't recognize it was Hashirama...