Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the peaceful ninja world, there is a turmoil hidden beneath the surface, and White Zetsu are scurrying among them...

On the other side, in the Kingdom of Rain, on the highest tower

"Master Hanzo, one of the third team sent out has died." A ninja half-knelt on the ground and said respectfully to the figure in front of him.

"Interesting, did anyone resist the killing?" Hanzo, standing in front of the tower, asked with a sneer.

"Probably...no...except for the wife of one person on the list to be killed by the third team, all of them, including that person, are dead. And that person's wife is an ordinary person with no power, and she should still be there now. The ninja who died while wandering in the Rain Country also died while chasing that man's wife," the ninja reported respectfully.

"Can an ordinary person kill a Jōnin?" Hanzo asked sideways.

"No...can't..." Feeling the pressure emanating from Hanzo's body, the ninja lowered his head and did not dare to raise it.

"Where has the woman been found now?" Hanzo asked instead of worrying about this.

"No...no...but! But we found this on the ninja's body!" The ninja trembled, suddenly thought of something, and quickly took out a bullet from his pocket and handed it to Hanzo.

"The people of Konoha... are more interesting." Hanzo held the bullet and looked at the Konoha logo at the end of the bullet.

"Then... what should we do next... That's Konoha..." The ninja swallowed and asked...

"Send a message to Konoha and ask them to hand over this man and any other women. Otherwise, I guarantee that in one month, the army of the Kingdom of Rain will invade Konoha." Hanzo crushed the bullet in his hand.

But Hanzo is so brave...because...

Here in Konoha... Danzo looked at the letter from the Land of Rain in his hand...

"How dare he?" Hiruzen took it from Danzo and looked at the letter in his hand. After taking a look, he asked in confusion.

"I don't know...how to put it?" Danzo shook his head.

"This young man Hanzo has the title of demigod. It's a bit ridiculous." Dave laughed. Dave has been paying attention to Hanzo in recent years. He has some achievements and is called a demigod by the outside world. So I'm a little bit carried away.

"Pfft... You have to ask Jing for his opinion on this matter." Dave thought of something and burst into laughter.

Several black lines gradually appeared on the head of Jing sitting nearby...

"Hahahahaha!!!" Danzo Hiruzen also burst out laughing after hearing this.

How did Hanzo, the demigod, get his name? A large part of this is because of the mirror.

Two years ago, Jing went to the Country of Rain to do a mission. Although Jing was the head of the police department, he also had the identity of a ninja. He had to do a specific number of missions every year.

On the way to the Land of Rain...King ate a soldier food pill...well...met Hanzo on the way...

That day, Hiruzen went with the mirror...

Mirror's ass felt like a floodgate had been opened, and it was flowing... like a faucet... Hanzo was sprayed into a silly b*tch at that time... He was completely confused... Mirror's In that state, blood began to spurt out at the end... His large intestine was about to spurt out... Hiruzen didn't want to spend more time with Hanzo, so he grabbed the mirror that was spraying blood and ran away...

Then, a piece of news came out of the ninja world out of nowhere... Hanzō of the Salamander in the Land of Rain, was besieged by a dung reader who ate a terrifying dung, and was surrounded by two people, the terrifying dung and the Bakugan boy. The three-person battle lasted for three days and three nights, and finally ended with the terrifying Shitzi and the Bakugan Kid escaping in haste...

The scene was extremely bloody, and the shit on Hanzo's body was all dried...I heard that the smell didn't go away for a whole month...

At this point, Hanzo's name as a demigod has been spread... The other four major villages have heard that there is such a fierce man in the ninja world, and in recent years they have not dared to have any thoughts about the small country of Rain Country... This is also the reason why Hanzo has become more and more high-profile in recent years...

Hanzo: I have become the leader of the new generation of Rain Country.

Four Shadows: Niu B Niu B, he is indeed a fierce man.

Hanzo: I am a demigod. Has any shadow come to fight with me?

Siying: Don’t dare, you are indeed a fierce man.

Hanzo: I just slaughtered several small countries.

Four Shadows: Niu B Niu B, he is indeed a fierce man

Hanzo had a record of defeating two gangsters in the ninja world before him, and due to the combination of some external factors, Hanzo successfully escaped.

This is also one of the many dark histories...

And all of this stems from that Bingliang Pill... It was later found out that the Bingliang Pill was made by some silly Baitian... It was originally for Indra and Ashura... but the brothers ate it After taking one, I went directly to the hospital... Jing just happened to be discharged from the hospital at that time... I saw the doctor was about to throw away the Bingliang Pills, so I took them back and brought them to the mission out of frugality...

The three of them laughed heartily, while Jing's face was dark and silent...

"Let me handle this..." Dave laughed until he was out of breath and then said to Danzo.

"Okay, then I won't ask." Danzo waved his hand. The Land of Rain is just a clown to Konoha now, and Danzo is too lazy to care about Hanzo.

Dave took over this matter without any ideas. This little Hanzo is a little drifting. What if he drifts to death? He needs to be warned.

Hanzo will be an important person in the future. Why don't you let Sannin fight with him? It's not too late to kill him after getting the title of Sannin.

Ever since, Dave took this envelope and arrived at Kakuzu's house.

"Mr. Dave, you are here, please come in." Nan Xue opened the door and saw Dave coming, and hurriedly waved him in.

"Well, how is your health lately? Are you ready?" Dave nodded and said hello.

"Well, my body has recovered. Mr. Kakuzu and I went to the hospital yesterday. The doctor said everything is fine. I am very healthy now." Nan Xue nodded with a smile.

"It's okay, just take good care of your baby."

"This... I have to thank Mr. Kakuzu for the big supplements he usually gives me... I really feel like I can't repay..." Nan Xue said a little lonely.

"Him? Big supplement? He bought it for you?" Dave was stunned. Is this iron rooster plucked?

"Mr. Kakuzu told me... these... seem to be gifts given to him by company employees every year..."

"...I knew...well...for corruption and bribery, his salary will be gone next month. I didn't even receive a gift."

"ah?"

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