Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Bang bang"

"Come on, come on" Dave opened the door...

"What the hell, ghost! Bah! There can't be feudal superstition in the ninja world, no, what the hell is this?" Dave was shocked when he looked at the thin man in front of him.

"I'm your uncle, Dave," Hashirama said with a dark face. Am I scary? You can’t even recognize me?

And the policeman from the police department at the door just now has to go talk to the mirror later. How can this policeman not even recognize me?

"Uh...Uncle...uh...ahem...um...please come in, please come in." Dave was stunned and embarrassed, and hurriedly said.

Then, Dave first gave Hashirama some food...Hashirama looked like this...it took him a long time to get this...

"Hiccup, you're full, Dave, where's little Mikoto?" Hashirama asked after burping.

"It's in the house," Dave said.

Then, the two walked into little Mikoto's room and looked at little Mikoto sleeping soundly on the bed.

Hashirama put his hand on little Mikoto's forehead...

"Yes, little Mikoto does have Wood Style Chakra in her body. Although it is very weak, this is because little Mikoto is too young. Moreover, her Chakra is a little different from mine. Her Chakra has a kind of Tolerance, it also contains Dave's Wood Style Chakra similar to yours," Hashirama said slowly after feeling the physical condition of little Mikoto.

"This means that little Mikoto can learn my Wood Style and your Wood Style in the future?" Dave asked.

"Well, that's right, and there's no danger. It's safe." Hashirama nodded.

....

"What? Little Mikoto knows Wood Style?" Tobirama was stunned for a moment after hearing what Dave said.

"Um, eh? Old father, what are you doing?" Dave looked at Tobirama who was getting up and asked quickly.

"I'll go to my elder brother and ask him to write out all the Wood Style techniques and the Forbidden Technique of Wood Style."

....

Ever since... Dave once again entered a situation where his daughter could not see him... Well... Tobirama took him with him all day long...

Originally, Dave didn't even think about taking Mikoto to the road of ninja, but now this situation... um...

When Dai Yue heard this, he thought it was a good thing. After all, he could learn ninjutsu with his grandfather. Damn it, he still had to go to school, otherwise he would definitely be clinging to Tobirama every day...

In the hospital in Sunagakure...

"Uncle Fengying, be more open-minded, isn't it just that you are missing a xx! You see, I am the same, I am still living a good life, so, be open-minded, there is nothing that you can't get through, right? "Lie was forced to come here by his mother to comfort Feng Ying...

"...." Third Kazekage looked at him expressionlessly...

Fortunately, Third Kazekage reacted at the last moment when the kunai was inserted, and did not let the kunai penetrate so deep, but only pierced a xx...

"Go to the black market and post a reward for me. It's the kid who hurt me. He's about six or seven years old. He's from Konoha. He looks a bit like Konoha's Senju Dave. He has white hair. Hmm." Third Kazekage I didn't want to see this guy anymore, so I quickly found a reason to send him away.

"Okay" Lie nodded and left the ward...

The next day, Kakuzu came to the black market and happened to see this reward list...

"Who posted this kid?" Kakuzu asked, looking at the person in charge.

"Um... Mr. Kakuzu... you also know... In our black market, we cannot disclose employer information." The person in charge smiled helplessly.

"Okay." Kakuzu glanced at the person in charge. After working in the black market for so many years, he still knew some rules.

When he returned home, looking at Nanxue who was cleaning the house over there, Kakuzu walked over.

"Mr. Kakuzu, you are back." Nan Xue asked happily as she watched Kakuzu come back.

"Can't pregnant women do these things? You go back and rest," Kakuzu said slowly, looking at the broom in Nan Xue's hand.

"But..."

"No but, go back and rest," the domineering Kakuzu said slowly.

"Okay..." Nan Xue lowered her head and returned to her room.

Then Kakuzu reported the situation to Dave, who was stunned.

"Hey, Black Zetsu, go check something out for me. Find out which bastard dares to flirt with my son. You don't want to hang out in the ninja world, do you?" Dave went to find Black Zetsu.

"No, I have a lot of things to do at this time. I don't have time to help you." Black Zetsu refused.

"Yeah...hiss, I remember hearing Kaguya-senpai say before that she seemed to like something...but she didn't have the money to buy it. Alas, I even heard her say she wanted to buy it. I forgot what it was. Oh, you don't have time. "Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you," Dave said slowly.

"....I'll give you an answer tomorrow..." Black Zetsu was speechless...This bastard Dave knew how to threaten me with his mother...

But...if I buy something my mother likes and deliver it to her in person...then...hehehe...

"Come on, come on! All White Zetsu put down their work and have a new life." Black Zetsu walked to the stage with a smile, coughed and shouted.

All the White Zetsu put down the shit in their hands and looked at the Black Zetsu on the stage in confusion.

"Master Black Zetsu, aren't we about to go to war with George? What else are we doing?" One of the White Zetsu asked in confusion.

"This is more important than fighting. George, please get out of here first!" Black Zetsu said unhappily.

Then, Black Zetsu told all the White Zetsu what Dave told him.

"Speed! Speed! Speed! We must complete the task given to us by Dave before tomorrow! What Mom likes, according to how much those two bastards Hagoromo and Hamura care about Mom! It is very likely that they will know about Mom before us Like what, so we have to be fast! Understand!" Black Zetsu shouted.

"clear!"

"You have to understand! This is not just for me! It's also for everyone here!"

"clear!"

"In that case! Let's start taking action!!"

"clear!"

....

"Come on, why are you standing still?" Black Zetsu asked in confusion.

"Captain A Fei said before that he was ordered to throw excrement, but you haven't done so yet," one of the White Zetsu said.

"...." Black Zetsu was speechless. He glanced casually and saw a pile of dung in A Fei's hand, and took it from his hand.

Then he fell to the ground.

"Go ahead"

"clear!"

Seeing the White Zetsu scattering away... Black Zetsu was very happy.

"Hey! Black Zetsu! Why did you drop my shit?" A Fei asked angrily.

"..Isn't it just a pile of dung? There's a whole warehouse over there...go get some more." Black Zetsu was speechless.

"Do you know! Do you know! Do you know that I searched for toilets in Konoha for a whole month! I sorted them out for a month, and collected banana-shaped, lumpy, mud-like, watery, and hard-like shapes. , semi-chain-shaped, mixed with enoki mushrooms, corn kernels, watermelon seeds, and sesame seeds to form a comprehensive condensation of feces!”

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