Crazy Dave Of Konoha

this day...

Home of Sage of Six Paths...

Yuyi got up early and cooked porridge for his two sons...

At this moment, Yuyi's phone rang...

"Hagoromo-sama, please come quickly. There are too many documents accumulated in our Hokage Building yesterday. We need you to clear them out quickly today." The caller was a public official from the Hokage Building.

"Really? Okay, okay, I'll go over now." Yuyi was stunned for a moment, then hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

Then he walked to Indra's room and knocked lightly on the door.

"Indra, I have some porridge downstairs. Remember to check it out later. Don't let the porridge dry out." Yuyi said and left.

A few minutes later, Indra walked out of the door, walked downstairs and entered the kitchen very easily. Looking at the sticky aroma of porridge in front of her, Indra had a smile on her face...

It's such a good day like this... The kitchen used to be a restricted area for them, but now it's okay to go in wherever they want...

Since the last incident with the old chef, Kaguya had doubts about his cooking skills, so he bid farewell to his dear children and resolutely embarked on the path to improve his cooking skills in the ninja world... Of course... According to Kaguya's strength...she can come back anytime she wants...

After Hagoromo, Hamura, Indra, and Ashura knew about this incident, it was extremely sad (happy), painful (high), lustful (colorful), and sad (universal). )....

"Ashura, come down for breakfast." Indra poured the cooked porridge into the bowl and shouted towards it...

After a while, Ashura, who looked a little troubled, went downstairs and sat opposite Intoro.

"What's wrong Ashura?" Indra took a sip of porridge, looked at Ashura's distressed look, and asked doubtfully.

"Brother... I can't find my underwear. I clearly remember that grandma took it to wash. Why can't I find it?" Ashura said helplessly.

"Your underwear...then you are looking for it, it should still be at home." Indra shook his head speechlessly, scooped up a spoonful of porridge and put it in his mouth...

At this time, Indra was chewing the porridge in her mouth, and suddenly she seemed to chew something...

Indra put his hand to his mouth, and then...a fragment of leopard-print cloth was taken out of his mouth...

"Isn't this the fabric of my underwear?!" Ashura looked at the leopard print fabric in Indra's hand and exclaimed.

Indra's eyes widened suddenly, and she looked at Ashura, then at the fragment of leopard print fabric in her hand, and finally at the porridge in front of her...

"Ashura!!!"

"This is none of my business!"

....

Ashura, who was beaten into a pig's head, squatted in a corner shivering and looked at Indra who was retching over there...

Ashura quickly called Hagoromo...

"Your underwear??? In the porridge?? How could it be?" Yuyi was confused after hearing this... Of course... Yuyi felt lucky... Fortunately, he didn't eat today...

"Wait a minute, my mother was in charge of the kitchen before. You can ask your mother..." Yuyi suddenly thought of something and said.

Ashura hung up the phone, feeling extremely aggrieved... He was beaten up by his brother for no reason early in the morning... His own vagina was even eaten into the porridge...

Then, Ashura called his grandma who was pursuing a career as a chef and asked...

"Your underwear...well...it seems...I planned to wash it for you at that time...but when lunch time came, I just threw it in the kitchen...maybe...maybe it was picked up by a mouse. It's in the rice bag," Kaguya explained bravely...

She remembered...she threw it directly into the rice bag at that time...and then forgot...

Ashura hung up the phone again, with two lines of tears streaming down his face...

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Night... Yunokuni...

Kakuzu had a heart that died due to lack of blood supply, so he accepted a mission on the black market to assassinate a defected Iwagakure Jōnin. Firstly, he replenished his earth-type heart, and secondly, he earned a bounty by the way.

Kakuzu received information that the target was in the store in front of him.

"Rabbit custom shop...that's all." Kakuzu shook his head helplessly, for the mission.

When he was a bounty hunter for more than ten years, what kind of tasks did he not take on?

There was even a time when there was only one Chūnin to be killed, but that Chūnin had a quirk and liked to swim in cesspits. At that time, it was the first time Kakuzu took on such a disgusting task, and he fought with that Chūnin under the cesspools for a whole day and night... until The last Chūnin was exhausted.

Kakuzu seized the opportunity and directly pressed his head and poured it into the cesspit, forcing the Chūnin to drown in excrement...

"Hello, sir~ Hey~ You are a stranger~ Are you a tourist~" Kakuzu walked into the custom shop, and he was greeted by a voluptuous woman with makeup on her face, who asked Kakuzu coquettishly.

"Yeah" Kakuzu frowned as he felt the pungent cosmetic smell coming from the woman in front of him. Thinking of Nan Xue who never wears makeup at home, well, this custom shop is really not a good place.

"Giggle~ The little girl is the proprietress of our store. I will arrange it for you as to what kind of sister your husband likes. In other words, my husband has good taste, and the little girl... won't resist~" the woman said with a giggle.

"...No...just find me two. I want room 287." Kakuzu had already found out before he came that the target was in room 288, so he could just go to room 287.

"Okay sir, it seems that he also likes to play double) Feiya~ Hehe, the deposit plus the service fees of the two sisters, the total is 5,000 silver taels. By the way, we also have various XX props, do you need them, at any price Yes~I guarantee you will be so happy~" the woman said with a charming smile.

"How much??" Kakuzu basically filtered all her words and heard the number 5000...

"A total of 5,000 silver taels sir"

....

Kakuzu was so angry that he gave the boss lady 5,000 silver taels... Damn it, what the hell, the total bounty for this person was 500,000, which was one percent less than even if he was killed!

Originally, he planned to kill someone in a sneak attack, but the target hadn't been out of this custom shop for a month, so he couldn't find a chance to kill him...

"Thank you, sir. I wish you a good time tonight. You can go to your room and wash up first. I will arrange for my sisters to come to your door soon."

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