Crazy Dave Of Konoha

morning

Kakuzu opened his eyes dimly, lifted the quilt and looked at the two naked people...

Kakuzu sighed, took out a pack of cigarettes from the bedside table, walked into the bathroom of the room and started smoking silently...

Thinking of last night's passion, a smile appeared on Kakuzu's face unconsciously...

Although his whole body is full of threads, the threads replace the function of blood, and he still needs to have basic survival and reproduction organs, otherwise he will really be a human and a ghost. He's not Black Zetsu, that thing doesn't have any organs.

"Mr. Kakuzu?" At this time, Nanxue got up and saw that there was no one around her, and she felt a little empty for some reason.

"What's wrong?" Kakuzu heard Nan Xue's voice at this time, put down the cigarette in his hand and walked over and asked.

"Mr. Kakuzu..." Nan Xue looked at Kakuzu's naked appearance, and then thought about her own initiative last night, her face suddenly turned red with embarrassment...

"Get up quickly, Konan is probably going to wake up too, don't let her be hungry," Kakuzu said helplessly as he put on his clothes.

"Okay." Nan Xue also put on clothes, and the two of them walked out of the room.

At this point, there was no longer any barrier between the two, and Nanxue also moved into Kakuzu's house.

...

"Did you win the lottery? You smiled like a chrysanthemum." Dave looked at Kakuzu who came to clock in for work in the morning, with a smile on his face. Dave asked in shock.

"What lottery?" Kakuzu asked, stunned.

"Lottery, lottery is, wait! Wait, wait! Don't we have a lottery in our village?" Dave was about to explain, but suddenly thought of something and asked hurriedly.

"What lottery? When did our village have such a thing?" Kakuzu was still confused.

"Haha, I thought of the company's new project." Dave laughed, hugged Kakuzu, kissed him, and then ran back to his office.

Kakuzu touched his drool-covered forehead with a disgusted look on his face...

In the afternoon, Love Kidney Company launched a new business, Love Kidney Gambling.

Compared to this big news, there is another even more shocking news in the ninja world...

A white-haired woman is looking for chefs to kill in the ninja world. I heard that she has killed more than a dozen... Now many famous chefs in the ninja world have changed their appearance and ran away overnight... At least 100% of the ninja world Sixty restaurants have closed down...

Many of the more junior chefs even reported their locations to see if the white-haired woman dared to come. What a joke, after decades of working as a chef and having seen so much blood from the beasts he killed, he still cowards a white-haired woman? I revealed the address to see if she dared to come and take revenge on the chef industry.

When Kaguya received these address messages, her Coca-Cola was broken for a while. She was originally worried about where to find some chefs to teach her, but now she had them delivered to her door. It was because her desire to be a chef was so sincere that God could not see it. Did you go down and help?

In the end, the fate of these chefs was not good... Some of the chefs who survived were in a trance for a while, while the more serious ones are still in the hospital...

When they heard the news at home, Hagoromo and the others were frightened. Well, luckily they weren't at home, so they wouldn't be in trouble anymore... Let's go to the ninja world... They really can't stand it anymore... Dave There is a saying that goes, a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist, well, that’s good.

On the other side, right in the center of Konoha's shopping street...the entrance to the Aishen Gambling (Lottery) store

"Butsuma, what are you doing here?" Uchiha Tajima looked at Butsuma who had just arrived next to him and asked in confusion.

"Oh, I'm getting old. Hey, I take care of my children at home every day. Didn't I hear that my grandson has opened a new store? Let's take a look." Butsuma was not angry and said with a smile.

Veins popped out on Tajima's head. This old guy, every time he saw him, he would never leave his grandson or his great-grandson.

You have grandchildren and great-grandchildren, are you great?

Butsuma: Baoqian, I have a grandson and a great-grandson. Just amazing.

As for Madara and Hashirama who had just arrived, Madara saw what her father was like and stopped Hashirama's progress.

"Madara, why are you stopping me?" Hashirama looked at the hand on his chest and asked in confusion.

"Go back later, my father and your father are there," Madara said slowly. He looked at his father's behavior and felt that it was not a good situation for him to appear in front of him now...

Naturally, Izuna and Tobirama, who were walking over from the other side, didn't notice this. They walked up to Tajima and Butsuma and were about to go in.

"Uchiha Izuna!" Tajima happened to be angry, and when he saw his unfulfilled child, he stopped Izuna directly.

Tajima also saw Tobirama next to Izuna, and became even more angry. You fuck with this white-haired guy every day. Can this white-haired guy have a baby with you or something? Their children are grown up and they have grandchildren, what about you?

"Ah...ah...Father, why are you here?" Izuna swallowed and asked in a trembling voice.

"Why am I here? Humph, isn't it because I have nothing to do at home every day and go out for a walk? There are several unfilial sons who don't come back to see me every day. They don't even have any grandchildren. What do you think?" Tajima snorted. said the voice.

"Ah... Well, Dave has opened a new store. Let's go check it out quickly." Izuna quickly changed the subject and dragged her father into the store.

"Father"

"Um"

Compared to the father and son, Tobirama and Butsuma were very harmonious and followed them in immediately.

After watching it from beginning to end, Madara felt that she would definitely be scolded if she entered now, and then she was ready to leave.

"Madara, aren't we going?" Hashirama asked suspiciously as Madara turned around.

"No." Madara shook her head.

"Oh~ you are worried that your uncle is there," Hashirama rolled his eyes and chuckled.

Madara said nothing.

"Hey, let's go, I have an idea!"

"What can you do?"

....

a moment later

Tajima and the others were listening to the service staff explaining what lottery tickets and scratch-offs were. Suddenly, two figures walked up beside Tajima.

They are two women, no, why do they look so familiar?

"Have we met this girl?" Tajima believed in his intuition and greeted one of the women.

"No... not really." The girl who answered him had waist-length hair full of edges, and the bangs in front of her face covered half of her eyes. Her small mouth was smeared with seductive Zhannan-colored lipstick, and she was wearing The black skirt and long white legs look particularly amazing against the black stockings.

"Are you from the Uchiha clan?" Tajima looked at this and knew at a glance that he must be a member of his own clan.