Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"What?? So much?" Ruizinji's eyes were so bright that they almost turned into beams...

"Yes, all this is because of the financial manager of the Love Kidney Company, Mr. Kakuzu, he is really a good gentleman for the people," Jade said in admiration.

At the beginning, Dave only wanted to do Double 11 and Double 12. This was indeed an activity to lose money. But Kakuzu said that we must proceed for the benefit of the people, and if we want to do it, we must do it every month to contribute to the people of the ninja world.

Then Dave discovered... Every time there was a Double 1 or Double 2, a few days before the Double 2, the price of the items on Aishenbao suddenly tripled, and then sold at a 50% discount... For example, it used to cost 50 silver taels. Kunai suddenly sold for 150, and then sold for 75 with a 50% discount...

Of course, there is a bottom line for Kakuzu to fight for the interests of the people. A 50 silver kunai still sells for 50 in Konoha, but in other villages in the ninja world...well...that's 75...

A few minutes later...

"Aunt... we... bought so much... do we still have money..."

"This is just a shopping cart with more than ten pages. It's okay. Maruwan's father is rich."

....

Orochimaru outside the door called his father...

"What's wrong Orochimaru?" Orochimaru asked as he answered the phone.

"Father, your money is going to be gone"

"What??"

...

"Oh, that's it, let them buy it, it's okay, I still have a few hundred million in savings, that's enough," Orochimaru said with relief after listening to Orochimaru's story.

"Well, as long as you have an idea." Orochimaru hung up the phone.

Then, Orochimaru and Jiraiya chatted and went to his laboratory.

Double 5 a few days later...in Orochi Roku's laboratory...

"Orochi Roku, you have a letter" a shout came from outside the laboratory.

"George, help me get it, I'm at the critical step now" Orochimaru shouted to George over there without looking back.

"Trouble" George impatiently walked outside the door to get the letter, preparing to throw it to Orochi Roku.

"Please help me read what they are, I don't have the attention here to read," Orochimaru said while operating a bunch of machines in his hands.

"Dear Mr. Orochi, you currently owe Aishen Company 5,000 silver taels. Please pay the payment as soon as possible to avoid our financial manager coming to look for you." George took out the letter and muttered.

"What???" Orochi Lu turned his head in confusion and asked after hearing this.

"You!! You!! You!! In your hand!!" George's eyes widened and he pointed at the red machine on Orochimaru's hand.

"boom!"

There was an explosion...

"What's going on? How come the family still owes hundreds of millions in savings??" Orochi Lu had a look of smoke on his face, but he didn't care so much and picked up the letter on the ground in confusion.

Then Orochimaru rang the call Orochimaru had called him a few days ago...

"Yu, what have you bought? Why are the hundreds of millions of taels at home gone?" Orocha Lu called Yu and asked.

"Real estate! Maruwan has a girlfriend, and soon they will have children. They must have a new house, and a house for the children in the future. There are also cars. I bought a few Lamborghinis, which are enough. "

"What???"

"Why does Orochimaru have a girlfriend?"

"She is still at our house now. You haven't been home for a few days. Come back and see her soon."

"Okay, okay, I'll go home right away. Do I need to bring some food or something?"

"Just dress up properly and don't make your hair unkempt. It will leave a bad impression on this girl."

Orochi Lu actually didn't care about the money. He had been working in this laboratory for more than ten or twenty years, so how could he only have a few hundred million taels. It's just that he doesn't show off his wealth easily.

The money he really has is only a little different from Kakuzu who serves the interests of the people.

On the other side, in Orochimaru's laboratory...

"Hey, Orochimaru, you've been here for a few days, why don't you go out and play?" Jiraiya asked helplessly, looking at Orochimaru who was busy.

"Idiot, this is my business. Also, haven't you learned Sage Mode? Can you use it for me to see? I want to record and observe what Sage Mode is." Orochimaru gave him a roll of his eyes.

"No" Jiraiya shook his head.

"let me see"

"don't want"

"Obey, let me see!"

"don't want!"

...

"Ahem... To be honest, that's... I've only learned half of it... I haven't fully learned it yet." Jiraiya couldn't pretend anymore and said a little embarrassed.

"Idiot, okay" Orochimaru shook his head helplessly.

"What are you using these snakes for? They look so scary." Jiraiya looked at the bunch of snakes curled up over there and swallowed his saliva and asked.

Orochimaru looked expressionless, then took out a mask from the drawer and put it on his face.

"This is the Hydra organization under the Alliance of Fathers, a branch of the Akatsuki organization. I am the leader of the Hydra organization, Orochimaru."

Orochimaru said this with an expressionless face, and after saying this without emotion, he took off the mask from his head and threw it into the drawer.

Although he was extremely reluctant to do this... Uncle Dave begged him with tears at that time... There was no way... The soft-hearted Orochimaru... could only accept this Hydra organization... He is now Don't know what's the use of this...

He asked Dave, and Dave's answer was to bring back the glory of Hydra. Commonly known as pretending to be...

"Damn it, you're so handsome! I can't join you, these snakes!" Jiraiya, a fool, was also frightened by this powerful aura.

"No, my organization doesn't accept idiots."

....

"Uncle Dave~ Orochimaru's... what... the chicken-headed snake organization won't accept me~" Jiraiya hugged Dave's thigh and cried...

"...He won't accept you...what can I do..." Dave is speechless...He is going home from get off work now to find his lovely little daughter to play house with her, this novice Mao suddenly appeared and hugged his thigh...

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I don't care, his cock-headed snake organization won't accept me, woo woo woo..."

..... Veins popped out on Dave's head...

A few minutes later..

"Why are you back again, idiot?" Orochimaru asked in confusion as he listened to the footsteps.

"Ahem! How are you talking! I am Jiraiya, the director of the S.H.I.E.L.D. organization under the Alliance of Fathers, a branch of the Akatsuki organization! Please correct your tone!"

"???"