Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In Hokage's office

"What can you do?" Danzo sighed and threw the file in his hand to Dave.

"...You ask me? Aren't you Hokage? No, over the years, every time you encounter this trouble, why do you come to me? You are obviously the Hokage." Dave held the document in his hand, Asked doubtfully.

"You also said that the Hokage is the face of a village. The Hokage only needs to patrol the streets in the village and call comrades, comrades, thank you for your hard work, and leave the work in hand to the people below. So I found you, is there any problem? "No problem" Danzo said calmly.

"...Danzo, you will regret it..."

"Dave, I'm the Hokage"

...

"In recent years, Konoha has basically been dominated by the Uchiha and Senju families. The Hyuga clan was also very big at first, but Hamura-senpai asked them to keep a low profile, so they did not participate in this matter. The other small clans were a little unhappy. They wanted to We need to improve their reputation and treatment. Every time people in the ninja world mention Konoha, they use the words Uchiha and Senju." Dave said speechlessly as he looked at the document in his hand.

"How can we find you with all this nonsense?" Kakuzu asked, holding the milk powder in his hands.

"I asked the students from the families who were in the ninja school before. These families originally planned to unite directly to discuss with the Senju and Uchiha clans, but... the leader of the Senju clan is me, and the leader of the Uchiha clan is Kagami... They dare not"

"I don't understand. I'm such a gentle, kind, well-educated and well-spoken Konoha good people. Why are they afraid of me?" Dave sighed.

"Ha, have you forgotten how you got the Kato clan?" Kakuzu sneered, not a word of what this guy said could be heard.

...

The Kato clan had this idea a few years ago, but instead of looking for the Hokage, they went directly to find Dave.

When Dave saw them visiting, he welcomed them. Later, they revealed their purpose and wanted to marry the Senju clan, and their goal was Tsunade. On their side is a young man named Kato Dan.

Dave politely declined. He said it was Tsunade's business and he had no right to interfere. The leader of the Kato clan said that as long as our parents don't interfere, Tsunade, they will let Kato Dan chase him.

Dave was already very angry at that time, but he didn't want to quarrel with each other, so he let them go first and said that there was no way I would agree to this. Later, Tsunade came to his house for dinner and said that she was often harassed by the young man. Even once when Tsunade came out of the public toilet, the guy squatted in front of the women's toilet...

This Dave didn't care about that much, he went directly to the Kato clan, and in front of everyone in the Kato clan, he disabled the Kato clan leader and Kato Dan...

The Kato clan knew that they could no longer stay in Konoha, so they ran away to the capital of the Land of Fire overnight and became a noble clan there.

Dave can't control the capital of the Fire Nation, but someone can. Tsunade's parents are still there. You're harassing their daughter like this, do you think they can let you go?

I heard that the Kato clan is currently living in a small country...

"The Kato clan deserves it. I'm still a good person, okay?" Dave was speechless.

"Then I went to find Danzo, and finally Danzo found you again, right?" Kakuzu understood immediately.

"Well, as for the salary, we have agreed with Danzo. From now on, those members of the family will have more places to work in our company." Dave said calmly.

"Wouldn't it be necessary to pay more wages?" Kakuzu asked unhappily.

"As for the labor force, more of them means less, less of them means less. And it's not like they are prostitutes for free." Dave was speechless.

"So, what are you going to do to increase your popularity?" Kakuzu then asked.

"As for this, I already have an idea."

"what idea?"

....

The next day, in the Internet cafe...

"Madara, come on, come on, fight the Ninja Alliance" Hashirama shouted happily.

"What's so good about the Ninja Alliance? There are so many ninjas going back and forth, I'm tired of it." Madara waved her hand.

"The new season is updated today. I heard there are several more heroes and dozens of skins."

"So many?" Madara asked doubtfully.

Madara opened the official website of the Ninja Alliance and checked out the new ninjas. Two of them made Madara's eyes light up.

New Ninja: Moonlight Hayate.

Introduction: Moonlight Hayate, Hayate is an indomitable man and an agile swordsman who can use the power of wind to kill enemies. He is a rare genius of the Moonlight clan in a hundred years.

Passive: Way of the Wind: The critical strike chance of the blast is doubled. Additionally, the blast builds up a shield as it moves. The shield triggers when he takes damage from heroes or monsters.

Q Skill: Swift Slash: A non-targeted normal attack. After two successful slashes, the third slash will create a whirlwind that knocks enemies away. This skill can be used in combination with the E skill.

W Energy Saving: Wind Style: Hayate uses the powerful Wind Style understanding to use wind to form a barrier that can block any flying props.

E Skill: Happy Wind: Rush in front of a local unit. Each unit can only be charged once within three seconds.

R skill: Secret Sword. Moon Shadow: Moonlight used the secret technique to rush to a unit that was knocked into the air and dealt multiple blows to the unit. Within two seconds after landing, every time Hayate's E skill rushes into a unit, it will leave an afterimage on the unit. The afterimage will perform the Q skill on the unit, which will only cause 30% of the damage to the unit. Then it will disappear. Moreover, the E skill within two seconds has no CD. Afterimage's Q skill will also stack the number of successes for the blast itself.

"This ninja looks pretty good." Madara opened the ninja combat video and her eyes lit up when she saw the figure constantly sprinting and swaying in the line of soldiers.

"What do you think, Hashirama?" Madara then asked Hashirama standing aside.

Hashirama did not answer Madara, but also watched the video of Hayate's heroic battle, his eyes shining brightly.

...

Madara didn't know why, but she suddenly felt a little scared...