Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Uncle Dave...I understand." Guicang lowered his head and cried for a while, then raised his head and looked at Dave with firm eyes.

"Just understand... Well, Uncle Dave called you here today. Firstly, it's because you have grown up and it's time to tell you about your life experience. Secondly, it's because he has an expectation for you." Dave sighed, Said slowly.

Shicang looked at Dave with firm eyes...

"You also know that you are from Kirigakure. Do you want to change Kirigakure? Do you want to change the place where your parents have been all their lives? Do you want your parents to be respected in Kirigakure! Do you want to let your parents live in Kirigakure? Kirigakure has a resting place!”

"Think! I want revenge! I want to kill that bastard Third Mizukage!"

"Okay! Be ambitious!"

"But... Uncle Dave... I'm only two years old... I..." Guicang suddenly thought of something... lowered his head...

"There are two ways to change a village. Military reform, and cultural reform. Force, you are still young, it is impossible. But cultural reform! You can do it!" Dave nodded and said.

"What to do Uncle Dave!" The lost position rekindled hope.

"Here!" Dave handed several books to Guangcang.

"You should read these books carefully when you go back. You should be literate. When you are six years old, I will send you to Mist Shinobi. Then it will be up to you! By the way, reading is not about letting You learn, you just need to know the way," Dave said encouragingly.

"good!"

Later, Kakuzu sent the lost position back...

At the entrance of the kindergarten... Shi Cang looked at the book in his hand...

"Philosophical Thoughts of Jieliuziism" Author: Senju Dave.

"Basic Principles of Jieluziism" by Senju Dave.

"Street Liuzi Theory" Author: Senju Dave.

"Introduction to the Political Economy of Jieliuziism" by Senju Dave.

"Is it a book written by Uncle Dave? Sure enough, I can't understand it. It's okay, I'm still young, I still have four years!" I lost my position and cheered myself up...

Kakuzu looked at Shi Cang who was cheering him up, and shook his head helplessly, what a sin...

Later, Kakuzu returned to Dave's office...

"Do you have anything else to do Kakuzu?" Dave asked suspiciously as he watched Kakuzu come again.

"Don't act stupid for me. I'll help you run away and bring you the lost position. That's the condition you promised me," Kakuzu said calmly.

"...Oh, I remember, you want Nanxue to be your assistant. Comrade Kakuzu, the company is not a joke, and nepotism is not allowed. I have to talk to you properly." Dave sighed He said with a breath.

"...Don't bullshit me, then why can your wife, Yue Mei, be your assistant?" Kakuzu had a headache and couldn't listen to this guy...

"Look, your thinking is wrong. Yuemei is a capable talent. When she comes to our company, she can not only help me with my daily affairs, but also help me relieve my burden. Moreover, she has a very strong working ability. I Let me ask you, are you still not happy that Yuemei does less than half of your daily work?

"I admit that I have strong working ability. But when I said before, I will help you relieve your burden. Are you talking about the company's burden or your physical burden?"

"There's something wrong with you...cough cough cough, get out of here, your thoughts are not correct!" Dave slapped the table and shouted.

"Really? I'm not thinking correctly. Why is there a pair of your underwear in the seam of the sofa?"

"...I said the last time Danzo came to me for a drink, he drank like crazy... That was Danzo's, believe it or not..."

"Guess whether I believe it or not..." Kakuzu sneered.

...

After a while, Kakuzu came out of the office with a winner's smile on his face...

Dave sighed in the office...then called Danzo...

"Hey, Dave, what's going on? Don't you know I'm patrolling here? Hello, comrades. Thank you for your hard work," Danzo answered the phone and asked unhappily.

"Hello, Hokage-sama, Hokage-sama is the one who works the hardest!" The voice of the villagers nearby came from the mobile phone.

"...After you finish your inspection, remember to come to my company." Dave was speechless.

"Why are we going to your company?" Danzo asked.

"You have the nerve to say that the last time you came to my place to have a drink with me, you only went home because of it. Didn't you say you couldn't find your underwear the next day? I left your underwear here. It's in the cracks of the sofa?" Dave growled unhappily.

"...Um...I know, I'll be there later. Well, hang up now." Because Danzo turned on the speakerphone, the villagers next to him listened to the words coming from the phone with curious looks on their faces. With Danzo...

In fact, don’t misunderstand what Dave and Yue Mei do in the company. Yue Mei has stopped being a ninja since she had Dai Yue. She is a good wife and mother at home every day. This is why Yue Mei took the initiative to find Dai Yue. Husband wanted to help Dave, so Dave reluctantly agreed to let Yue Mei come to the company.

Dave was afraid that some unscrupulous employees would bully her, so he arranged for her to be around him. Hmm.. Sometimes you can still get tired of it... Well, don’t think too much.. Just kiss, hold hands and so on...

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night...

At the Senju Station... Hashirama was holding a thermos cup, sitting on the sofa with a blanket wrapped around him, watching TV out of boredom...

Well... he no longer has the right to enter the bedroom and lie down on the bed... The fish that were originally in the pond at Hashirama's house are now put in the fish tank and placed in the bedroom...

And he... now can't even enter the bedroom... He's not even as good as a few fish... Thinking of this, Hashirama wiped the tears on his face...

"It's midnight now. Welcome to the Hokage channel, the Hokage talk show." At this time, Hashirama changed the TV channel.

When asked, is it hard to be a Hokage? This is Danzo’s answer.

"Am I working hard? No, in this big Konoha, the hard-working farmers and the ninjas who lick blood at the tip of their swords are the ones who work the hardest. My hard work is nothing."

When asked, what are your views on the first two generations of movies, Danzo responded this way.

"Second Generation Meme-sama, his contribution to Konoha is beyond words. I am also deeply in awe of him. First Generation Meme-sama... First Generation Meme-sama... Well, First Generation Meme-sama is the best in the ninja world." God, the god of the ninja world who created the era of peace, the god of the ninja world who changed the ninja world."

There was a pause in the middle, and Danzo couldn't help but think of all the ridiculous things Hashirama had done over the years...

After listening to Hashirama in front of the TV, his eyes were slightly red...

"Danzo...what a good boy..."

"There is also this Hokage channel. Why does it have to be broadcast until midnight? Such a good program, why can't it be broadcast during the day? No, I want to complain to the TV station!"