Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Okay, let's continue to report on this incident."

"Here we want to praise Master Hokage of Konoha, Shimura Danzō. Because Konoha is the only safe and sound village in the ninja world. This is all thanks to Master Hokage's management. On behalf of the people of Konoha, I praise Master Hokage."

"Next, let's broadcast the scene to the mass interview at Cloud Shinobi Village."

Screen switching.

"This old man is Cloud Shinobi Village, a witness in this incident. Old man, please tell me what happened at that time." The reporter handed the microphone to the old man's mouth.

"At that time, I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and I was pulling and straining. I had been saving up for several days, and I had been constipated for several days..."

"Old man, old man...it's morning now...you don't need to explain this in detail..." The reporter quickly stopped the interested old man...

"Oh... a black hand suddenly came out from under the latrine... and I pulled it out from under my buttocks... I was so startled at the time that I ran away without even having time to wipe it off."

....

"Let's interview this villager who photographed this incident." The reporter quickly found the only villager who was photographed with his mobile phone...

"Uncle, how did you take this photo?" the reporter asked doubtfully.

"At that time, when I was pooping, I was about to take a selfie and post it on WeChat. As soon as the flash came on, I saw the hand holding the thing I had just pulled out flash past behind me. When I quickly turned around to look back, By the time, those hands were gone," the uncle said helplessly.

"...That's it. Thank you for your explanation. Let's switch the scene back to Shanshan. "Reporters have big heads... Who are the people in Cloud Shinobi Village... Go to the toilet and take pictures to send to friends? lock up?

on tv...

"These black hands and the flashing scene are terrifying to look at," Shanshan said with a sigh.

"Furthermore, because of the invisible hand, only the shadow, and the way only yellow feces can be seen in the dark night, the people in the ninja world specifically call it the yellow flash."

"Yellow flash, what is his purpose for doing this? To satisfy his disgusting hobby, or is there some other conspiracy? We don't know, but Shanshan will continue to report to you."

"Okay, let's watch the next news, Kirigakure Third Mizukage underwear stolen..."

....

Dave turned off the TV...

"Father, why did you turn it off? I still want to watch it," Dai Yue asked quickly when she saw the black TV.

"What the hell, go to school." Dave said nothing and kicked Dai Yue out with his schoolbag.

"Yellow flash... what a sin..." Dave thought about the name just now and his face was speechless...

.Minato's home...

"Minato, why don't you eat?" Namikaze Kirin asked in confusion as he watched his son suddenly put down his chopsticks after reading the news.

"...Father, the yellow flash...he..." Minato thought of the scene just now and asked with some confusion...

"What is he? Minato, my father is telling you, he is a pervert with special habits. If you meet such a person in the future, stay away from him quickly."

"oh oh.."

The darkness of the ninja world...

"Black Zetsu, people in the ninja world now call you Yellow Flash," Fei told Black Zetsu about the news he received.

"Yellow flash? It sounds good. Well, go on, let the White Zetsu work harder and make sure there is no leakage." Black Zetsu nodded lightly.

In George's laboratory in Konoha...

"Black Zetsu!!!" George slapped the table and roared angrily.

"Okay, okay, I didn't expect that. No wonder, no wonder he threw Konoha to me. It turns out that his target is the entire ninja world. What a loud tone!!" George shouted, slapping the table.

"You have a big mouth, but you also want to see if you can eat the shit from the Genin world! Zombies! Move out!"

....

The next day, Konoha morning news...

"Let us report the first incident, the Mao Keng Black Hand Incident. This incident has made great progress. The Black Hand was discovered in Sunagakure."

"At that time, Third Kazekage was defecating. Suddenly, Kazekage saw a shaky-looking monster with a square brain come out of the latrine of his house, holding a basket in his hand."

"Fengying fought with him, but unfortunately fell into the pit. In the end, Fengying used all his strength to cut off the Vice Admiral's head in the pit. Fengying said that although he killed the monster, there was definitely more than one behind it. , even well-organized and disciplined. He, the Kazekage, will definitely take the lead and thoroughly investigate and eliminate this scourge that is poisoning the ninja world."

...

"Black Zetsu, what should I do? George found out" A Fei hurriedly looked at Black Zetsu and asked.

"Hmph, is that where my yellow flash is for viewing? Let him continue. He can't control the pits of the ninja world. We White Zetsu can burrow into the ground, but can his zombies do it? We have innate advantages, speed and The quality is much better than theirs, don’t worry," Black Zetsu said with a faint smile.

"Oh, then I'm relieved, I'm going to swim."

"Where are you going to swim? There is no sea here, no water."

"I'm going to the warehouse and I want to think about what it feels like to defecate."

"..Okay, you go ahead."

...

Hokage office...

"What do you think about this... Dave?" Danzo asked with a headache.

"What do I think? I just sit and watch. Do you need to think about this? Isn't this caused by the two scourges in our village? Haven't you noticed that the village has been much quieter these days?" Dave said speechlessly.

"I know these are the two scourges of our village. How to solve the problem? No one in the ninja world knows about them now. If they find out in the future, they will cause trouble for Konoha again." Danzo touched I touched my forehead and felt a headache...

In fact, Danzo knew from the beginning that it was those two weirdos who caused it, and he was just pretending to be stupid.

"It's none of my business. Let's go. I went to the hospital to have a look in the mirror. This guy is hospitalized again. Day by day, I don't know what kind of weirdos you are. Oh, what kind of weird village is this Konoha now? Let's go. Let’s go.” Dave waved his hand helplessly, stood up and left.

Danzo stood up and looked out the window at the bustling Konoha...

"Bakugan boy, crotch picking trick, Uchiha scary shit, here comes another yellow flash..."

"Why is it so hard for me to be a Hokage?"