Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In Konoha Hospital...

"..Tell me, why did you move in again?" Dave looked at the mirror on the bed speechlessly.

"...How do I know that's Lady Madara in the game..." Jing said a little aggrievedly.

"Konoha Hospital, half of its annual performance is contributed by you. Only half of the more than one million residents of Konoha combined are sick." Dave picked up a document and said helplessly.

"You? What do you mean?" Jing was confused.

"You guys are weird, who else is there? You can eat some fruit here. Your sister bought this. I'll go find the doctor and ask you what's going on." Dave rolled his eyes at him, got up and left.

"Ms. Nurse, excuse me, where is the office of the attending doctor of that ward?" Dave asked a nurse in the corridor.

"That's the room on the left at the end of the corridor. That's the most powerful doctor in our hospital. If he's busy, don't disturb him first." After the nurse said that, she left with a starry face...

Dave was confused, walked to the end of the corridor, and opened the office door.

"Fuck..." Dave opened the door. It was different from the ordinary office he imagined. The entire wall of this office was covered with various awards, and the cabinets against the wall were filled with certificates and trophies.

"Please wait a moment" came the voice of the doctor in the room.

"Okay, please." Dave swallowed and looked at the trophy in the cabinet.

[First person in surgery] (Case: Three male patients saved the lives of three people when their organs were shattered. The three patients were elderly, middle-aged, and teenagers.)

【Sewing Master】

[Veterinary Master Certificate]

[Internal Medicine...] [Orthopedics...] [Pharmacology...] [Stomatology...] [Intestinal Surgery...] [Health Care...] [Pediatrics...] [Non-Humanity...] [ Obstetrics and Gynecology...】...and more than ten departments

Dave looked dumbfounded. Where did this miracle doctor come from... Why didn't he know there was such a person before...

"Sorry to keep you waiting." At this time, the doctor came out and looked at Dave over there and said apologetically.

"It's okay, it's okay, you... are a miracle doctor..." Dave swallowed, such a young doctor?

"I can't call it that. I'm sorry to keep you waiting for a long time. I was just recording some information on medical psychiatry. I will take the psychiatry certificate next month. Time is a bit tight." The doctor scratched his head. He said sheepishly.

"...It's okay, it's okay, I came here to ask about Uchiha Kagami's situation." Dave quickly shook his head.

"Uchiha Kagami, please come with me." The doctor nodded and led Dave inside.

"Please wait a moment," the doctor said, walking towards the waiting room.

Then, the doctor came out dragging two piles of things more than one meter high.

"What is this?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"This is all the films taken by the patient Uchiha Kagami in the hospital. The hospital will keep a copy in the hospital for all patients who have taken films. This is only... uh... one-tenth, and Many are in the hospital's warehouse. I'm looking for the one he took this time. "The doctor went into the bag..."

... Uchiha Kagami... really helps the hospital's performance...

Dave looked at the two stacks of bags that were more than one meter high and shook his head helplessly. This is only one tenth. He has almost forgotten how many times he has been to the hospital.

"We found it. This time, Uchiha Kagami's two lower legs were comminutedly fractured, his left arm was fractured, 8 ribs were broken, his facial nasal bones were sunken, he had a concussion accompanied by staged tinnitus, and the menisci of his knees were broken..." The doctor He revealed the film to the light and spoke slowly.

"He's not dead yet??" Dave sounded like everyone was dumbfounded.

"How is it possible? Such a minor injury." The doctor shook his head.

"Light??" Dave was confused.

"No, look at this picture. It was taken by him last year. More than ten meters of intestines were broken. The whole person was in an extremely severe burn state. No part of the skin was good. There was massive bleeding in the stomach. It was also accompanied by comminuted fractures all over his body. I spent three days and three nights in the emergency room to save him." The doctor nodded lightly, took out another card and said slowly.

"Well, Uchiha Kagami can be said to be my old patient. Ever since I was an intern at the hospital, he was the first patient I took over," the doctor said sadly.

"...I would like to thank you for the mirror..." Dave swallowed...

"Actually, I want to resign. I'm really tired. The patients I take on include all kinds of patients. Some are made of threads, some are animals, some are non-human, and some are inhumane." He said inhumane. , the doctor pointed to the case under the surgical certificate over there.

...

Back to the ward...

"How about Dave, when can I leave the hospital?" Jing gnawed on the apple and looked at Dave happily and asked.

"...The fact that you can survive until now...can no longer be explained by a medical miracle. You are a miracle in yourself, and of course, there is the doctor." Dave sat next to the mirror with a complex expression and patted the mirror gently. shoulders.

"What do you mean?" Jing was confused.

"It's not interesting, just enjoy your food." Dave was speechless.

"What? What did you say? Can you speak louder?"

"...You have a concussion and tinnitus. I'm leaving first." Dave held the mirror's ears and roared loudly.

"Oh, please help me thank my sister for the fruit." Jing nodded blankly.

On Dave's way back, the phone suddenly rang...

"Brother Mujian?" Dave looked at the name on the phone and murmured in confusion, but still answered the call.

"Brother Kima, what's the matter? Or, you two miss Tsunade. Do you need me to send it to you?" Dave asked with a smile.

"Dave, what little Tsunade said...hiss...let's forget it..." Kijama on the other side of the phone shuddered hard as he listened...

He still hasn't forgotten that last year, the couple missed Tsunade and took him over. In three days, just three days, the Fire Nation's treasury was half empty...

"That's it Dave, Nawaki is old enough, and he doesn't want to be here in the capital anymore. I told him that he wants to go to Konoha to go to school. Look at the Konoha Shinobi School..." Kima He asked with an awkward smile.

"Nawaki, that boy, no problem, it's a small matter, I'll go pick him up now." Dave said with a smile.

"Excuse me, Dave."