Crazy Dave Of Konoha

So, Nine Tails honestly took Madara and the three of them back to Konoha. On the way, Uchiha Madara called Hashirama and told him about it. Hashirama was already waiting at the gate of Konoha.

"Hahaha! Madara! Are you staying for dinner?" Hashirama's attention was not on Madara, but on Uchiha Madara on Nine Tails and shouted

"No, I have to go first." Madara shook her head, and then embarked on the journey again without looking back.

Senju Hashirama looked at Madara's back with disappointment...

Nine Tails kept his eyes on Madara. After hearing that he was leaving, he breathed a sigh of relief. After watching Madara's leaving figure until he couldn't feel it within a few hundred meters, Nine Tails grinned. stand up.

"Hahahahaha" Nine Tails laughed wildly. An extremely violent and powerful atmosphere suddenly erupted all over his body.

"Hey, little fox, what's wrong with you!" Dave shouted speechlessly as he looked at Nine Tails who was laughing wildly. This guy is about to start having fun...

"Little fox?" Nine Tails was stunned for a moment, then grinned and slapped Dave in the face.

"Wood Style. Wood Dragon Technique!" Hashirama didn't say much when he saw this scene, and just hit a wooden dragon.

"What is this! It's actually absorbing my Chakra!" Nine Tails saw the wooden dragon wrapped around him, felt the loss of his own Chakra, and howled in surprise.

"Tobirama, take Dave away from here first, otherwise I won't be able to use you here. This is too close to the village, I'll take him away first." Hashirama looked at Tobirama over there and shouted.

"Uncle! That's my Summoning beast! Please be merciful!" Dave had a headache. Nine Tails didn't want to mess with anyone. He just messed with Madara with his front foot, and now he messed with Hashirama with his back foot... These two girls, you Which one can beat it?

"Yo! Uncle knows! You and Tobirama wait at the back of the village! I will take him there later!" Hashirama turned his head and looked at Dave over there and smiled.

"Let's go" Tobirama put a hand on Dave's shoulder, and then Dave and him moved to the village.

"Nine Tails! Your power is too strong! I can't let you act recklessly at the gate of the village!" Hashirama clasped his hands together, and his face gradually showed facial makeup.

Not waiting for Nine Tails to say anything

"Wood Style. Wooden Golem Jutsu!" "Wood Style. Tenth Edict On Enlightenment!"

a moment later

Nine Tails, who was suppressed by Wood Style, felt a pain in his balls... Damn, who did he mess with today... First, it was Uchiha Madara who was paralyzed. When he came up, he said I was blocking the way and beat him up without saying a word. A meal. And the guy in front of me said that he was too strong, and his backhand was suppressed by a wooden hand. Why am I forcing myself in front of you?

I haven't been born for hundreds of years, and I faced two violent beatings when I was born... Which tailed beast can survive this...

Hashirama controlled the big wooden hand and dragged Nine Tails' neck towards the back of Konoha...Nine Tails had seen through the world and no longer had any nostalgia for this world. A pair of red vertical pupils shed tears of humiliation...

a moment later

Dave looked at Nine Tails, who was lying motionless on the ground in front of him and shedding tears silently, and sighed silently...tell me...you have lived for almost a thousand years...how come you haven't grown up at all... Don’t you know you shouldn’t mess with those who play with wood and those with pink eye? Oh, and there are also those who play with words.

"Nine Tails, you and Dave sign the Summoning Contract. You will live here in the back mountains of Konoha from now on." Hashirama said with a smile like a good old man.

Nine Tails raised his eyes and glanced at the black man in front of him, and continued to live half-dead... It's this b, it's the b who said he was too strong, and then beat him with a backhand...

"Uncle, I have an idea. Can this little fox be sealed into my body? I can feel his Chakra very much." Dave had a bold idea in his mind, that is, he would be a Jinchūriki

Many regrets in Hokage are caused by Nine Tails. In the original book, Mito became Jinchūriki only after the battle between Madara and Hashirama. Mito was already in his forties at that time. Starting from Mito, then Shinkuna, and then Naruto, it was a pity that he started with Nine Tails. He felt that since he was a time traveler, he didn't want to see these regrets...

But...if you want to become a Jinchūriki, you have to solve the problem of Black Zetsu.

"Dave, do you know what you are talking about? This is too dangerous. Let's not talk about whether it can be sealed into your body. Even if it is sealed into your body, you may not be able to withstand so much of his Chakra." Tobirama's expression Said seriously

"It's too dangerous Dave, I will never agree." Hashirama also said seriously

The Nine Tails over there is emitting light. The seal is good, how good it is. He never wants to see the two bs, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara, who just cast a shadow on him... He has lived for thousands of years and has never been as miserable as he is today...

"Uncle, Uncle Madara has been outside for almost a year, and has been looking for something to improve my Chakra. But now, with such a big lump of Chakra in front of me, if he can seal it into my body, then my Chakra will probably There will be explosive growth, so that Uncle Madara no longer has to work outside, he can return to the village and be with you every day... Hehehe?" Dave asked as he carried Madara out again.

Hashirama was stunned for a moment... Dave... Dave seems to be right! In addition to dancing with Madara for half an hour every afternoon this year, the two of them usually communicate on the phone at most, and they don't have much time together at all. If Dave had resurrected Izuna early, wouldn't Madara not go out to the village and be with him every day?

Hashirama thought about the back of Madara he saw just now, and his thoughts became more determined! For the motor!

The more Hashirama thought about it, the more feasible it became, and he slowly looked at Tobirama over there with bright eyes.

Tobirama has a headache... He doesn't know where Uchiha Madara's charm comes from. Forget about his own son, even his eldest brother is fascinated by him. Bastard Uchiha Madara, why doesn't he just die? Uchiha, is really my lifelong enemy of Tobirama!

"..." Tobirama looked at the eyes of the three pairs of shining stars in front of him, and finally had no choice but to compromise... Oh, the extra pair is from Nine Tails.

"Let's ask my sister-in-law first. She knows a lot about sealing techniques. I wonder if she has any sealing techniques that I can try," Tobirama said, rubbing his eyebrows.

"Okay, now Mito should still be dancing in the square over there, I'll go find him!" Hashirama's eyes lit up, and he ran away with a Body Flicker Technique full of excitement.

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