Crazy Dave Of Konoha

After a while, the pig-headed Hashirama with a bruised nose and face arrived here with Mito.

"Uh...Uncle, why are you like this?" Dave swallowed...why are you still being beaten...

"It's okay, Dave, I brought your aunt here." Hashirama shook his swollen pig's head and said nonchalantly.

When he went to the square dance troupe to look for Mito and take Mito away, the angry aunts gathered together to prevent their lead dancer from being taken away... It wasn't until Mito said that it was really urgent that they let him go Everyone leaves

"Auntie" Dave smiled awkwardly

"Do you want Nine Tails to be sealed into your body?" Mito asked with a serious look on his face.

Dave was stunned for a moment, then nodded with firm eyes.

"Okay, it can be sealed. But, Dave, you have to think clearly about the consequences." Mito nodded and replied.

"I've thought about it. You've thought about it too, right? Kurama?" Dave replied with a smile, then looked at Nine Tails behind him and shouted.

Nine Tails was stunned at that time... Hearing this name shouting from the last time a thousand years ago, Nine Tails was stunned for a while... He didn't know what he was thinking...

"Okay. You lie down next to Nine Tails" Mito nodded and said

"Eight Trigrams double seal! Five elements seal!"

a moment later

When Dave woke up again, he entered a dark world. It was pitch black here. When he looked at his feet, it looked like water. When he looked in front of him, there was a huge cage. He walked slowly to the cage and looked inside.

"Kid, how do you know my name?" Nine Tails' figure slowly appeared in Dave's field of vision, and Nine Tails asked in a serious voice.

Dave said nothing, looked at the talisman on the cage in front of him, smiled softly, slowly approached the talisman, put his hand on it, and slowly tore it off.

"Hey! Kid! Are you crazy! Do you know what the consequences will be if you do this!" Nine Tails was stunned on the spot. He originally thought that he could live in this kid's body for decades, waiting for the two He was dead. He casually guided him to tear off the talisman, and then he broke through the kid's body and returned to the free world.

But you just finished sealing it, you just came in, and you started tearing it apart? You can't stop me!

"What, you want to invade my consciousness? And then control me? Hehe, I know you won't. My uncle Madara and uncle Hashirama are still outside." Dave said with a smile. He and Nine Tails really want to be friends, so of course they have to treat each other sincerely.

Nine Tails is depressed... This kid is indeed right... He really doesn't dare to act rashly now...

The seal under Mito can not only be removed by tearing off the talisman Nine Tails. The function of this talisman is to prevent Nine Tails' Chakra and his violent emotions from contacting him. From now on, Nine Tails will always be with him. In his body, unless he dies or someone pulls him out like in the original work, Nine Tails will stay here for the rest of his life.

"How about, let's be friends?" Dave smiled, stretched out his hand to Nine Tails and said

Nine Tails snorted and ignored him... Dave looked at the arrogant fox in front of him and laughed unkindly.

Nine Tails has not been controlled by Madara's Sharingan, has not been sealed by Mito, and has not been beaten by Hashirama's Senju Buddha. He was just a poor, arrogant little fox who was beaten up by two horny bitches.

"Look, I mean it sincerely. Don't worry, I don't usually restrict your freedom. It seems that we can share Chakra, right? You can use Chakra to divide it into Shadow Clone. Your clone and your body share the same field of vision. Tactile, how about I take you to be a bully in the village?" Dave thought for a while and said. He can also Shadow Clone, and as long as he teaches Nine Tails, he can come out and take a look.

Nine Tails looked at Dave without saying a word, but his heart was already moved. Who doesn't want to be a free tailed beast? Damn, he was just born and wanted to sleep there, but Uchiha Madara raped him. I slapped myself for the reason of blocking the road. Moreover, the kid in front of him spoke sincerely, and he could sense the good and evil of people.

Nine Tails and Dave looked at each other for a moment, and then Nine Tails slowly stretched out his fox paw and touched Dave's hand.

Dave smiled evilly, and then rushed towards Nine Tails. Nine Tails was stunned for a moment...

a moment later

"Ah~ your fur is so soft~" "You kid!!! Go to hell!!!"

"Don't be so outspoken. We are friends after all. What's wrong with touching your fur?"

"Hey, if you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent. Wait a minute, I'll lift up your tail and take a look. I really want to know whether you are a male or a female."

"You go to hell!!!"

outside world

The three Hashiramas looked at Dave in front of them with extremely nervous expressions. Just now, the red Chakra leaking from Dave's body scared Hashirama so much that his facial makeup came out, fearing that Dave would have an accident.

Tobirama, on the other hand, felt his heart in his throat after seeing his precious son in this situation. In my heart, I kept scolding that bastard, trash, Uchiha Madara who burned, killed, looted, and prostituted. If anything happens to his son today, then Uchiha Madara and his ancestors will definitely be missing one today.

Just when Hashirama was about to forcefully wake Dave up, Dave slowly opened his eyes and looked around diffusely.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that Dave was fine... Tobirama finally stopped cursing Uchiha Madara in his heart.

"Are you okay Dave?" Mito asked solemnly. Because Dave's situation was the first in the ninja world. No one had sealed a tailed beast in the body before, so they had no way of knowing what the situation was.

"It's okay, Nine Tails and I are very good friends now," Dave said with a smile.

"It's fine. How do you feel?" Mito breathed a sigh of relief and asked with a smile.

"Very good, I feel a lot of Chakra in my body now, just like the sea." Dave felt like there was an endless stream of Chakra in his body. Dave has never felt so good

"Well, how about it? Can you summon the plant that resurrects Izuna? Can Madara come back?" Hashirama, who is heartless, has been thinking about Madara...

Mito gave Hashirama an angry blow, and Tobirama almost couldn't help but slap him...

Dave slowly closed his eyes. He could feel that there were many plants that he could summon. He was looking at the plants he had just unlocked.

a moment later

Dave slowly opened his eyes with a smile on his face

"I can bring Uncle Madara back."

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