Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Time goes back half an hour...

"Fried eggs, isn't that a simple thing?" Izuna said calmly, looking at the eggs in his hand.

Then put the pot on and crack the eggs into it...

The eggs were evenly formed into a small lump. Izuna looked at them and nodded.

At this moment, the egg suddenly cracked open and the egg liquid spread out.

Izuna's eyes widened for a moment...

"No, it's not perfect." Izuna threw the eggs out of the pot and cracked in another egg.

Next...

"Why did it fall apart again? Is it a problem with the pot? Well, change it."

..

"Ah! Why did it disperse again? Is the fire too low? Fire Style. Great Fireball Technique!"

"Ah! Grandpa Izuna, what's going on in the kitchen? Is it on fire?" Mikoto looked at the fire bursting out of the kitchen and was startled.

"It's okay, Mikoto. Grandpa Izuna can handle this little problem!" Izuna showed a face and said with a smile.

Mikoto nodded...

...

"Damn it, this is the twentieth egg! Isn't it a problem with the heat? If it's not a problem with the heat..."

"That's the problem with the kitchen!"

Izuna has reached the edge of collapse at this moment. The Sharingan between his eyes slowly rotates...

"Susanoo"

When the smoke dissipated...Izuna was in a state of embarrassment, but her expression was very excited...

Mikoto looked blankly at his house, which was fine at first, but suddenly disappeared...

"Mikoto! Look, I gave you a fried egg! Haha, sure enough, I found that when using Susanoo, the temperature of the whole body is just right, and I can make this perfect fried egg!" Izuna said excitedly

Mikoto was stunned...

On the other side, Hokage Iwazato...

"Grandpa, do we really want to use the Forbidden Technique here? There is a statue of Grandpa outside..." Dai Yue swallowed and asked in confusion.

"It's not mine. Ahem, don't worry, Dai Yue, I have absolute confidence and guarantee in the safety and protection of my experimental base," Tobirama said lightly.

"Is that so? Then, grandpa, I have an idea!" Dai Yue's eyes lit up.

"Oh? It seems that my grandson really has this kind of talent! Tell me!" Tobirama laughed.

"Grandpa, I think since the mutual grenade has come out, why didn't we use it together with the detonating talisman a few days ago?"

"Oh? What a great idea!" Tobirama's eyes lit up instantly

Then...

"Ride each other's grenades and detonating charms!"

Cinema entrance...

Hashirama just walked out of the theater door...

Suddenly, after the explosion in the distance ended...

"Hey, Madara, although it's dark, why is it so dark?" Hashirama looked at Madara beside him in confusion and asked.

"Silly*" Madara cursed him and pulled him away.

I saw a huge thing falling from where Hashirama was standing just now...

After a loud "boom", the smoke and dust dispersed... everyone looked towards the thing.

"Oh? What is this? Does it have anything to do with the explosion just now?" Hashirama looked at the strangely shaped things in front of him that looked like stones.

"Stone" Kakuzu saw some clues

"It looks like Hokage Rock" Dave said.

"Hashirama's head" Madara thought for a while.

...

"?? Madara! What do you mean!" Hashirama immediately became unhappy and shouted in annoyance.

Madara ignored this fool and looked directly at the Hokage Rock in the distance...

Everyone followed Madara's gaze and saw that where the First Hokage rock was originally, there was thick black smoke. After the black smoke dissipated for a while, they saw the majestic First Hokage. Hokage, at this time, all the parts above the mouth are gone...

I saw two white-haired ones, one big and one small, coming out where Hashirama's eyes were.

The two white hairs are so dazzling at this time under the moonlight and the shadow above the Hokage Rock...

"Grandpa...how do I feel that someone is watching us?" Dai Yue looked at Tobirama and asked.

"I also think it's not appropriate to stay here for a long time. Let's go. Grandpa will take you to run away first and come back when the wind has passed."

After saying that, the two white hairs disappeared after a flash...

"My statue!"

There was a wail in the distance...

A few days later...

"Big Brother"

"Um?"

"Um"

"Hmm~"

"Um!"

Seeing that the new technique with great potential that he had just discovered was put into the Book of Sealings, Tobirama felt very unhappy...

"How's the carving of my statue going lately?" Hashirama snorted and asked unhappily.

"It will be done in ten minutes." Tobirama calculated.

"So fast?" Hashirama was stunned.

"Dai Yue and I still have a lot of Shadow Clones," Tobirama said calmly.

"Well, this time, I must make my statue more powerful, with many details..."

At this time, a figure walked in

"This is compensation for the damage to your Senju station, a total of 5 million." Madara threw a bag of money to Hashirama.

"Yeah, Madara, don't let Izuna fry eggs in the future."

"Well, it's just a fried egg. He even used Susanoo. It's a disgrace to the Uchiha clan. I'll teach him a lesson when I go back." After saying that, Madara turned and left.

Uchiha Police Department...

"Five days are up, Uchiha Izuna, you can go out." Kagami reluctantly pushed open the door of the detention center and released Uchiha Izuna.

"Excuse me, Mirror." Izuna smiled and nodded to the mirror.

Jing Wuyu... Originally, the destruction of the Senju clan's land was their private matter, but the area affected by Izuna this time was too large. Even the Uchiha garrison opposite the Senju garrison was destroyed. The group of old immortals in the clan were almost furious. Yes, he must be locked up.

Due to some force majeure (Madara found a group of old immortals and had a fight), Izuna, who was originally supposed to be detained for one year according to the law, could only be detained for five days.

"You, go in," Kagami turned his head and looked at Hiruzen behind him and said.

"Mirror, can't we really discuss it?" Hiruzen asked with a smile.

"Let's talk about it. How many times has this happened to you? Every time we crack down on pornography! Every time! Every time you are fucked! Why do you want me to be the minister?" the camera yelled in pain.

"Three books?" Hiruzen looked around, walked forward and whispered.

"Fuck you three books, what do you mean? I have reduced my help to 15 days, how else do you want me to help you?!" Jing shouted.

"Five books, the most, plus the newly released collector's edition of "Intimate Paradise". I arranged for people to go to other villages to rob it for three days and three nights to get it." Hiruzen's scalp was numb, and it seemed that he was really going to bleed this time. . Heartache.

"Am I that kind of person? Huh? I am the chief of the Uchiha Police Department. I am selfless, upright, selfless, aboveboard, upright and selfless. I may be ashamed of my village, my family, and even my family in a certain life. My own wife! Ahem, no. But when it comes to being a minister, I have never been ashamed of this position!" Jing puffed up his chest and said openly.

"You have to help me, Kaoru!" Hiruzen hugged Kaoru's thigh and wailed.

"I've already helped you reduce the number of days, how else do you want me to help you?" The lens hurts.

"You still have to help me!" Hiruzen wailed.

"I have already helped you reduce the number of days. I am helping you. Am I still a minister?"

"If the people in the village know that you are corrupt, they will reduce the prisoner's sentence without permission." Hiruzen stood up and looked around and said.

"How dare you threaten me?!" Jingyan stared.

"If your wife knew that you and I come to the bathing center every day," Hiruzen said calmly.

"How can I help you?" Jing said immediately and calmly.

"I don't want to live here!"

"good"

"I want to go home"

"Are you kidding me?" Jing shouted with his eyes widened.

"Your favorite technician No. 38 in the bathing center, her husband..."

"Let's talk about this matter carefully." Kaoru immediately held Hiruzen's hand and nodded with a smile on his face.