Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the capital of Yuno Country

"I helped you solve that sect. You can check it out. My price is 300 million silver taels." Kakuzu said slowly, carrying the child on his back and looking at the finance minister in front of him.

"What? 300 million silver taels? We negotiated with Konoha for 80 million taels!" the finance minister roared with his eyes widened.

"That's your offer to Konoha. My offer is 300 million taels. You can go to the black market and inquire about me Kakuzu." Kakuzu said calmly.

"...300 million...Kakuzu...Black-faced buckler!! Give it! We give it!" Cold sweat broke out on the finance minister's face. When he heard the word Kakuzu, he stood up and said instantly.

"Well, Shi Xiang, oh, by the way, this is the child saved from that religious group. He is from your country, right?" Kakuzu took out the child he was carrying on his back and handed it to the other party.

"The child saved by the cult??! Hurry! Someone is here! Kill this child!" The finance minister looked at the child Kakuzu handed over and shouted anxiously to the side.

"What?" Kakuzu took the child back and looked at him doubtfully.

"The surviving children of the cult are the successful products of their experiments. They are crazy and immortal monsters like them!" the finance minister said anxiously.

"It's just a child," Kakuzu said calmly.

"That's a monster too!"

"Okay, I understand. You give me 500 million, and I'll help you with the kids. I'm pretty good at dealing with immortality." Kakuzu nodded.

The finance minister hurriedly paid 500 million taels from the treasury and handed it to Kakuzu.

Kakuzu didn't stay much, took the money and children and left here.

Then Kakuzu rode to the entrance of the Konoha Orphanage.

"Teacher Kakuzu, why are you here?" Yakushi Noonoyu opened the door and looked at Kakuzu at the door and asked happily.

"I brought a child from the country of Yu. The country of Yu can't keep him. If I want to kill him, I want to bring him back to Konoha. Can you take it here?" Kakuzu nodded and pointed. Pointing to the child behind.

"Teacher Kakuzu, I'm sorry. The number of orphans I take in is already full, or even more. If we continue to take in more orphans, the orphanage will not be able to make ends meet." Yakushi Noonoyu looked at Kakuzu, then looked at the children, and said apologetically, but There was a hint of expectation in his eyes.

The orphanage is indeed unable to make ends meet, but the problem is not that big. She can still take it in if she really wants to. But she could see that Kakuzu seemed to be very concerned about this child. As the times became more peaceful, although there were fewer orphans, there were also fewer people to adopt them. The number of people she adopted in a year was less than two hands.

She also knows Kakuzu's character. Although he is a bit stingy, stingy, aloof, and stingy... but overall he is quite reassuring.

"Okay, I understand." Kakuzu nodded helplessly.

No choice, Kakuzu had to take the child home.

"Kakuzu, you are back, who is this child?" Nanxue asked confusedly when she saw her husband came back and saw him holding a child.

Kakuzu told her what happened.

"Yeah, this child is quite pitiful, but if he has no place to go, let's adopt him," Nan Xue said with some worry.

"What?? Adopt him?? What kind of family are we?!" Kakuzu was instantly unhappy.

How much has he spent just to raise a Konan? He has to raise another child like this. He can't live with it. He has no money! ! !

"Giggle, okay, I know you have no money, don't worry, this is a boy, not as powerful as Konan in spending money." Nan Xue giggled.

"...Okay...Okay..." Kakuzu was helpless.

"Mom, father is back!" At this time, a shout came from outside.

"!!!!!! Just say I'm not back!!" Kakuzu quickly covered his mouth and said to Nan Xue, turned around and hid in the closet.

"Mom, hasn't my father come back?" Konan walked in, looked at his mother and asked.

"Hmm~ No," Nan Xue said with a smile as her eyes drifted toward the closet.

"Oh~ I know, eh? Why is there a child? Mother, when did you and father have a baby? I don't even know?" Konan smiled and nodded, suddenly noticing the child in Nan Xue's arms and asked road.

"He was not born by us. He was an orphan brought back by your father when he was on a mission outside. The orphanage couldn't take him in, so I thought of adopting him. How about it?" Nan Xue asked with a smile.

"Eh? Adopt, yes, yes! I have a younger brother!" Konan said happily.

"Well, your father said his name is Hidan" Nan Xue nodded.

"What about Hidan? Let me hug him!" Konan anxiously took Hidan from Nan Xue's arms.

"Hey, little Hidan, little Feifei, little Feifei, grow up quickly, grow up quickly and earn money to buy a detonating charm for your sister." Konan teased the little Hidan in his arms.

Kakuzu in the closet shuddered when he heard the words "detonating talisman"...

Ever since Konan took 3,000 taels from him to buy a detonating talisman for an experiment last time, this kid has been obsessed with him. He asks him for money every day to buy the detonating talisman. He almost spent hundreds of thousands just to buy the detonating talisman. Two.

What family dares to buy this? Detonating charms are so expensive, but grenades can’t do it? There are several warehouses over there in Orochoku, and they have as many as they want, but you still have to buy them.

"Since we have a new member in our family, let's go buy some things," Nan Xue said with a smile.

"What are you buying?" Konan raised his head and asked.

"Well, strollers, baby clothes, milk powder, household registration, toys and so on." Nan Xue counted on her fingers.

"What???!! There are so many!" Kakuzu couldn't listen anymore and shouted directly out of the closet.

"The stroller, isn't the stroller that Konan had when he was a child still in our storage room? The baby clothes, those little skirts that Konan had when he was a child, and so on, the milk powder, the ones that Konan still had when he was a child, aren't we still there? Isn’t the milk powder still drinkable? I still have the toys and those dolls that Konan bought when he was a child." Kakuzu counted on his fingers.

"The baby clothes that Konan wore when he was a child were for girls. Hidan is for boys. Milk powder... Konan drank when he was a child. How many years have it been? It has expired a long time ago. Toys, Hidan. Boys must play with toys. Guns, toy kunai, etc." Nan Xue said helplessly.

"Where's the stroller? That's the Hashirama wooden stroller I made from Hashirama at a huge price. It has a long shelf life and can definitely still be used!" Kakuzu said quickly.

"Okay, forget about the stroller. Then you have to buy the rest. Okay, Konan and I will buy it first." Nan Xue said with a smile, pulled Konan and hugged Hidan and left here.

Kakuzu was left alone in the corner with his mobile phone calculator and silently calculating accounts...