Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Haxi hot mom! Do you still want to challenge me today!"

"Motor! Come on!!"

"Izuna and I will be waiting for you in the afternoon!" Madara gave Hashirama a cold look, then turned and left.

"Dave, uncle is going back to rehearse first! I must beat him tonight!" Hashirama watched Madara leave. He looked at the claw machine over there and felt that he was not interested anymore. He looked at Dave and said hello. Just left.

Seeing that the two men who had beaten him so violently finally left, the little Nine Tails lying on Dave's hair finally let down the hair that covered his little face.

"Why don't you continue lying down?" Dave asked with a smile.

"Humph, if I, Nine Tails, can stand up, I will never lie down!" Little Nine Tails puffed up his arrogant little chest and said with full of arrogance.

"Hahaha" Dave laughed, not wanting to expose him.

"Kid! You! Why are you laughing! Don't laugh!" Little Nine Tails' little face suddenly turned red, and he quickly grabbed little Dave's hair with his little paws and shouted.

After a while, little Nine Tails and Dave finished playing

"Kid, what do they mean by dancing?" Little Nine Tails asked after thinking for a while.

"Um... This... I can't explain it to you... If you want to know, just go over and have a look this afternoon." Dave wiped the cold sweat from his face. Every time he mentioned dancing, he could think of that black line. Silk back view...

"Okay." Little Nine Tails nodded. He and Dave spent a long time walking around the village today, which was quite interesting.

Just like when I slapped Hashirama just now... I'm still a little frightened now, but looking back, it feels so damn good! One day I have to think about giving Uchiha Madara that bad-faced face a break. Um!

If Dave knew what little Nine Tails was thinking, he would definitely have a look of astonishment on his face.... You are so innocent that you only care about food and not about beating... Hashirama, you can slap him purely because he has a good temper and didn't give it to you. Calculate. Are you still thinking about slapping Madara? Damn it, can I lend you three more courage?

"Let's go, I have classes to attend this afternoon, let's go to school first," Dave said with a smile.

"Class? What is class?" Little Nine Tails, who has not received education since he was a child, said he does not know what class is.

"It's class...well...that's really a scary thing..." Dave thought of that kind old father's face and shuddered hard...

Can you imagine what it feels like during every class when that kind old husband gives you a loving look from time to time?

ninja school

"Old father, I'm sorry I'm late. Uh...Uncle Izuna??? Why are you here?" Dave hugged Nine Tails and rushed to the ninja school while running and jumping. Just as he lowered his head to apologize to his old father, he looked up and saw Izuna standing on the stage.

"Haha, I usually have nothing to do in my family. I heard that Tobirama is a teacher at a ninja school, so I thought I might as well give it a try. Isn't this what happened?" Izuna said with a smile.

"Uh... oh oh oh..." Dave was stunned for a moment and nodded in confusion.

"Okay, don't be stunned. I haven't started talking yet. Come on in." Izuna looked at Dave's dazed and cute look, smiled and waved.

Dave also quickly carried Nine Tails to his seat...

"Wow, Mr. Dave, you brought Kurama to class too. Hey, what is Kurama eating?" Yue Mei saw the Dave she was thinking about coming, and her face was full of happiness. Yue Mei was even happier when she saw Dave holding a little fox in his arms.

"Hey! Scary little girl! Why are you here!" Kurama was eating some pastries he bought on the road when he heard Tsukimi's familiar voice. Thinking of what happened this morning, Kurama shuddered hard...

"Hey, this is a school. I'm a student here, so of course I have to come here to attend classes!" Yue Mei said with a smile.

"Hey, Kurama, what are you eating in your cute little paws and in your mouth?" Tsukimi asked, looking very kawaii at Kurama who kept chewing his little mouth.

"! Dave! Get it for me quickly! Don't let this little girl take it away!" Nine Tails quickly handed the pastries in his hand to Dave and motioned for him to put them away. My small body cannot resist the little girl in front of me now.

"Pfft!" Yuemei laughed out loud when she saw the anxious look on little Nine Tails.

"...Yue Mei, ah~" Dave looked at the anxious look of little Nine Tails and smiled helplessly. Then he took out one of the pastries that little Nine Tails had just handed to him and put it under Yue Mei's mouth.

"Yeah!" Yue Mei blushed and smiled softly, then slowly opened Sakura's little mouth, and Dave stuffed the pastry into Yue Mei's mouth.

The little Nine Tails fox looked dumbfounded below...

He feels that his thousand-year worldview and values ​​have collapsed... It may not be a human, but you two are real dogs...

Little Nine Tails: The fox was fed dog food by two humans. Is there any way to kill them both? Oh, the man among them is my Jinchūriki. Waiting online, quite urgent.

"Ouch!! Kid! Why did you give my cake to this hateful little girl!!" Nine Tails howled angrily.

"Why do you, a little fox, eat so much? Come on, Yue Mei, let's ignore him and continue, ah~"

md, I am not a human being, you two are real dogs.

Izuna, who was standing on the stage giving a lecture, saw the two people chatting with each other over there... and suddenly felt extremely cuckold...

He had also heard from his elder brother about Dave and Yue Mei. He thought it was nothing, not to mention that the child was Dave, a particularly good child who resurrected him, so why couldn't he make an exception?

Moreover, most of the family rules passed down for hundreds of years have been broken. Well, his brother Uchiha Madara has almost broken half of them...

And I heard that the relationship between the two children is very good, very affectionate... but... you're so good at it, it's so good... your love is so good... This damn thing is in class! ! !

Have you considered the feelings of me, a teacher who works so hard to teach! ! you! you! What a waste of being a son of man!

As for Nine Tails here

He lay on Dave's feet, his eyes vacant and blank. who is he? Where is he? What is he doing? What did he see? Why is he here?

All of this is like thinking emanating from the soul, making this little Nine Tails fall into deep thought... Why... Why...

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