Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the end, the class passed slowly with Izuna having a headache and little Nine Tails thinking.

After school

"Dave, where did you find the little fox?" Hiruzen walked up to Dave and asked the question that had been bothering him all afternoon.

Mirror, take the wind, Danzo also came around.

"Ah, his name is Kurama. Well, just think of him as my pet!" Dave thought for a moment, and decided not to tell anyone about Nine Tails yet.

"Kid! Who did you say was your pet!" Little Nine Tails, who had eaten dog food for a lesson, was already full of resentment, but he heard the guy in front of him actually said he was a pet?

Can this be tolerated? This is intolerable!

"Huh? He can still talk!" Hiruzen said with a smile on his face.

"Well, of course, you can also think of him as a Summoning beast! He is very powerful!" Dave nodded and said with a smile.

"Then...that...classmate Dave...can I touch him..." At this time, a little girl with yellow hair came over and looked at Dave with some fear and asked.

Her name is Utatane Koharu. She is just a commoner. She came to the Jōnin school by luck... And except for the nerd Homura, almost everyone else in the ninja school is a child of a big family... She is usually very afraid of strangers and does not want to talk at all. ...It wasn't until she saw Nine Tails' cute appearance just now that she couldn't help but want to touch him, and then she mustered up the courage to come over and ask.

"Another little girl! Little girls, please stay away from me!" Little Nine Tails saw another little girl trying to touch him, and immediately said with fury all over his body. He still hasn't responded to the shadow that the pretty girl gave him...

"Let her touch it, and I'll buy you some pastries when I get home tonight," Dave whispered to Nine Tails inside his body.

"I want ten yuan! No! Thirty yuan! I want thirty pastries! Otherwise, let's not talk!!" Nine Tails thought for a while, grinned and said.

Dave wanted to laugh a little. He remembered a saying from his previous life... Orcs will never be slaves unless they have food and shelter. The current situation of Nine Tails is very complicated.

"Of course" Dave smiled and handed the little Nine Tails to her.

"Wow~ His hair is so soft! Classmate Dave! Thank you!" Utatane Koharu hugged Nine Tails and stroked his soft hair, his eyes full of stars as he said.

And the little Nine Tails in Utatane Koharu's hand looked as if she was dead, and her face turned pale and red...this...this...this little girl...this little girl is even scarier than that little girl Tsukimi. ...Little Nine Tails was almost dying while being held by Utatane Koharu...

Kagami and Hiruzen over there saw this scene, and their eyes lit up! Suddenly some strange thoughts came into their minds.

What was different from everyone else was that Yue Mei over there looked warily at Koharu who suddenly appeared in front of him holding Nine Tails, and looked at Koharu's eyes with stars in his eyes.

She felt a hint of crisis... It was okay before, Dave was often with her, and no girl dared to approach Dave... However, the sudden appearance of the girl in front of her made her feel a bit of crisis.

"Dave, are we going to watch the clan leaders dance?" Yue Mei looked at Dave and asked.

"Ah? Yes, yes, the dance battle between Uncle Madara and Uncle is about to start. Well, let's leave first!" Dave was stunned for a moment, took out his phone and looked at the time. It should be up now, and hurriedly joined everyone. The classmates said sorry and left with little Nine Tails and Yuemei.

Dave classmate... is so good... Koharu thought silently... (This is just a one-sided funny plot extension! There is only one female protagonist in this book! Don't worry!)

At night, Hiruzen returned home

"Father, I want a Summoning beast!" Hiruzen looked at his father with a bright face and asked.

"Are you sure?" Sarutobi Sasuke was stunned for a moment and asked in a serious voice.

"I'm sure!" Hiruzen nodded and said solemnly.

"Okay, sign him!" Sarutobi Sasuke took out a huge scroll from the drawer and handed it to Hiruzen.

a moment later

"I don't want the Summoningmon anymore, father! I don't want it anymore! He's so ugly! Oooh! I don't want him!" Hiruzen looked at the old black ape demon he had summoned, and he was shocked. He hugged his father's thigh and cried.

Is this the Summoning beast? He can even scare himself when he summons it! Are you still looking for a little girl? What the heck, what little girl wouldn’t be scared looking at this thing? He also wants to pick up girls. Who wouldn't be confused by this thing?

"...." Several black lines slowly appeared on the heads of Sarutobi Sasuke and the monkey demon...

"Sasuke, if there's nothing else to do, I'll leave first." The monkey demon closed his eyes and resisted the idea of ​​beating up the kid who summoned himself...

"Uh...monu demon, don't mind, children don't understand anything" Sarutobi Sasuke said quickly

"Yeah" the ape demon hummed, and then a burst of white smoke rose, and the ape demon disappeared here.

Then Hiruzen was unilaterally beaten by his father... and said that Hiruzen didn't know the goods, and Hiruzen would regret it in the future...

Konoha West Head

"Haxi hot mom!!!"

"Motor!!!"

"Senju Tobirama!!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!!"

After a while of yelling at each other, the dance began.

Dave was numb when he saw this scene. He didn't want to say or do anything. Just silently leaning on Yue Mei's shoulder, he was tired...

"Dave-kun, what's wrong with you?" Seeing Dave closing his eyes and leaning on his shoulder, Yue Mei asked with some worry and confusion.

"It's nothing, I'm a little tired." Dave's eyes silently shed a line of tears. He didn't want to admit that these people in front of him were people he knew...

Yue Mei felt a little heartbroken when she saw Dave crying. He reached out his hand and wiped the tears from Dave's face. Dave opened his eyes and looked at each other silently with Yue Mei... The two smiled and held hands...

It's okay, even if Uncle Madara and Uncle Madara become women, with you Yue Mei here, everything will be fine here... Dave thought silently...

Madara:? ? ?

Hashirama:? ? ?

Nine Tails couldn't bear being in their arms...he jumped out quickly...

"It's interesting, I'll try it too!!" Nine Tails looked at the four people dancing energetically over there, and felt a little moved in his heart. Then he swung his nine tails and slowly jumped into the crowd of four people.

a moment later

"Nine Tails! Do you want to dance too?!"

"Motor! Hasi Hot Mom!!! Let me show you what real dance is!"

"Woah woah woah..." Dave saw Nine Tails coming up to join in the fun... It has changed... it has completely changed... The world of Hokage has changed beyond recognition...

Dave suddenly fell into Yue Mei's arms and cried loudly... This was no longer the Hokage world he was familiar with...

Yuemei hugged Dave very distressedly and kept whispering comfort...

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The author has something to say:

I wish everyone a happy Dragon Boat Festival and don’t get choked when eating the rice dumplings. I love you, okay.