Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the middle of the night, Dave's house...

"Can your grandson save me some trouble? Huh? Let me ask you, what normal kindergartner wears a tank and a cannon to school every fucking day?!" Dave asked, rubbing his eyebrows.

"me!"

"You are such a weirdo, shut up. Where did all these things come from?" Dave asked with a black line on his face, pointing to a tank and a dozen rocket launchers placed in the courtyard.

"..My great-grandpa gave it to me.." Obito said, lowering his head.

"...Don't take it anymore. If you have this time, can't you learn a Genin technique or something? Have you learned the dozens of Fire Styles that Grandpa Madara taught you last time?" Dave said with a headache.

"No... Ninjutsu isn't as fun as a bazooka. That Fire Style seal or something. When I was doing that seal, I fired dozens of rounds of the bazooka!" Obito became more and more excited as he spoke, and suddenly pulled out of his crotch He took out a rocket launcher...

"Get out of here, don't let me see you with these things again!" Dave grabbed the bazooka from Obito's hand and threw it out.

"Go and learn Ninjutsu. If you don't learn 30 A-level Fire Style tonight, don't even think about sleeping. I'll accompany you! Hum"

A few minutes later..

Obito, who was pretending to make seals in the courtyard, looked at Dave, who was sleeping soundly on the sofa, and shook his head helplessly... Did you agree to accompany me?

"Fire Style... Ninjutsu is so difficult to learn..." Obito curled his lips. He also wanted to learn ninjutsu, but given the innate conditions, he was not talented enough.

Looking at Dave sleeping soundly over there, Obito took out his cell phone and called Madara.

"I'm surprised. Logically speaking, your talent should not be weak, why can't you even know the most basic Three Body Technique?" Madara over there was also speechless about this.

"Then, Grandpa Madara, do I really have no talent?" Obito asked with tears in his eyes.

"Not necessarily. If you are not good at Ninjutsu, you may be very talented in other areas. In this case, you can come to my place. Since Ninjutsu doesn't work, try another way." Madara hung up the phone after saying that. .

Obito climbed over the wall and left.

Madara's home...

The moment Obito walked into Madara's house, Obito finally saw only two glowing purple lights and lost consciousness.

Obito had a dream, a very painful dream...

When Obito woke up, it was already the next day...

"How about it, can you try Sharingan?" Madara asked calmly.

"No, I don't feel anything at all." Obito shook his head.

"It's okay, there is another way." Madara smiled.

Then Madara took out her mobile phone and called Jing. When Madara took out her phone and Obito saw the name Uchiha Kagami displayed on the phone, Obito already realized that things were not going well and wanted to run away quickly.

How could Madara not notice this little movement? She put a hand on Obito's shoulder to stop him from moving.

"Grandpa Madara~ Uncle Madara~ Please let me go. I don't want to open Sharingan anymore. I don't want to learn ninjutsu anymore. I'm weak because I'm weak. How about just eating and waiting to die~" Obito hurriedly hugged Madara's thigh and cried. With.

"Hey, Jing, come here. I have something to do. I want to help the younger generation of the family drive the Sharingan." Madara ignored the gangster's words and continued to tell Jing this.

..

"Grandpa Jing~ Please let me go~ I'm still a child!" Obito saw Jing coming, and immediately hugged Jing's thigh and cried.

"Okay Obito, this is for your own good." Jing smiled helplessly and patted Obito's shoulder gently.

"Who opens Sharingan like this!" Obito cried.

Kagami shook his head helplessly, his eyes slowly appeared Mangekyō Sharingan, and looked at Obito. .

The moment Obito saw the mirror's eyes, he was beyond love...

After a while...

"Ugh!!! Ugh~!!!" Obito lay on the toilet toilet and vomited...

Mirror walked in slowly, and Obito suddenly turned back to look at him...

"Let me go...Uncle Mirror," Obito whined with red eyes...

Kagami and Madara looked at each other and smiled, then Kagami took out his phone and pointed it at Obito. When Obito saw the face reflected on the phone and the pair of Sharingan on the face, Obito was stunned.

"Isn't Sharingan open now?" Jing smiled.

"Well, let me just say, since you are not talented in ninjutsu, then take the path of Sharingan." Madara nodded with satisfaction.

"Is this Sharingan?" Obito looked at himself in the mirror and sighed in surprise. Completely forgetting everything I experienced just now...

"Intensify your efforts and help you open Mangekyō directly." Madara waved her hand.

"What?!" Obito turned back to look at the two of them in confusion.

In the hospital soon...

"Doctor, here comes a child with severe vomiting and diarrhea... all the stomach juice has been vomited out," the nurse said to the doctor.

"Isn't this a small problem?" the doctor asked doubtfully.

"But this child is already vomiting and dehydrated. His heart rate is almost gone," the nurse said anxiously.

"It's interesting. Let's take him into the operating room." The doctor's eyes lit up and he waved his hand.

"Uchiha Madara! I tell you! If something happens to my great-grandson! I can't spare you!" Tobirama heard the news and ran over angrily.

"Haha. This is just a training for Obito." Madara didn't care about his threats and laughed.

"Experience! What kind of experience can use a pervert like Uchiha Kagami?! Why don't you go find Fugaku as well? Let them join together to give Obito the experience?" Tobirama asked angrily.

The mirror on the side didn't dare to say anything... I felt wronged... Uh-huh-huh... I was also tricked by Uncle Madara...

"That makes sense. I'll bring Fugaku here next time." Madara's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she nodded in agreement.

"Looking for your sister!" Tobirama was so angry that he directly started fighting with Madara...

After a while... the hospital was reduced to ruins...

"Uncle Tobirama! Calm down! Uncle Madara is also doing it for Obito!" Looking at the ruins around him, Jing shouted hurriedly.

"Well, indeed, it's nice to not care whether people live or die." Kakuzu, who came to watch the show, nodded.

"Huh? Uncle Kakuzu, why are you here too?" he asked in confusion.

"I heard the noise and came to take a look. The hospital is gone. Haha, doesn't the Hokage have to be rebuilt? I'll go get a loan for the Hokage," Kakuzu said with excitement on his face.

In Hokage's office...

"Sneeze! Sneeze! Sneeze!" Orochimaru sneezed three times in a row...

She didn't go to school today, so there should be nothing bad, but Orochimaru didn't know why, but he always felt a little panicked.