Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Toothache?" Miyuki looked at Obito beside him in confusion.

"Well..." Obito nodded pitifully with half of his face swollen.

Lin on the side was holding an ice pack and gently applying it to Obito.

"Have you eaten too much sweets recently?" Jian Yue asked helplessly.

"Hmm..." Obito nodded. He went to Lin's shop every day to help out these days. Lin's enthusiastic father always left Obito to eat meatballs...

"You have a toothache? Wouldn't it be better if you pulled the tooth out?" Hidan said, picking up the kunai and tilting one tooth...

"Do you think everyone is the same as you?" Asuma exhaled and said speechlessly.

"By the way, Hidan, can't you feel the pain?" Obito doubtfully took the kunai and wiped Hidan's neck directly.

"My father cut off my painful nerves a few years ago in order to save money," Hidan said happily, holding his head.

"Hmm... I wonder how could you be such a weirdo?" Obito shook his head helplessly.

"I'll take you to the hospital this afternoon." Jian Yue waved her hand, indicating that class was about to start.

Nanako was very happy today because she didn't call any parent...

This was also the only day in Obito’s kindergarten time that he didn’t call his parents..

Well, my tooth really hurts... I'll be honest...

After school, several calves ran to the hospital...

"Hey, Kakashi, Guy, we're here to see you two." Obito happily greeted the two people in the ward.

"Obito! Do you also want to experience youth together?" Guy asked with a ferocious face, each holding a dumbbell on his feet.

"No, no, no.." Obito quickly shook his head..

"Why are you here? Don't say that you mean well to me, I don't believe it." Kakashi asked in a haphazard manner.

"I came to see you and you still slandered me? Huh? Do you think I'm such a friend?" Obito said angrily.

"Yes, do you think of anyone as a friend like you? Last time, I didn't know who called me over for a fight with two brats. When I got there, I didn't know who answered Lin's call and ran away. Leave me alone," Kakashi said with a smile.

"That...that was an accident. Lin broke her finger that day!" Obito smiled awkwardly and said stubbornly.

"I got a fucking stab the other day!" Kakashi got so angry when he said this that he really wanted to get off the hospital bed and kill him.

At this time, the nurse came in...

"Kakashi, Guy, Obito, you three, let's go to the operating room together," the nurse said, looking at the little brats.

The three calves and horses helped each other into the operating room.

"Lie down," the doctor said, looking at the three of them.

"Um...are you the only doctor?" Kakashi asked doubtfully.

"Yes." The doctor nodded.

"How can you operate on three of us by yourself? Are you too unprofessional?" Obito asked helplessly.

"Um???"

For the first time in so many years, someone questioned his professionalism.

Then the doctor stopped talking nonsense to the three little brats and threw an operating bed for each of them...

The doctor holds medical instruments in his left hand and a scissor in his right hand. The left hand is treating Obito's teeth, and the right hand is cutting the bandage for Kakashi.

Under Guy's confused gaze, the doctor's eyes slowly separated, and his left and right eyes each looked at a person, appearing cross-eyed...

...

Until the three little kids came out of the operating room in confusion, the whole process took less than half an hour...

"Next" came the doctor's call from the operating room.

Then, the nurses pushed an old man and rushed in...

Before the three of them reached the nurse's desk, the nurses pushed another person in.

"That patient... seems to be cancer, right?" Kakashi looked at the person pushing in and said in surprise.

"Oh~ So you have met that doctor, right? That doctor is amazing, even my father is full of praise for him." Hidan reacted and said with a smile.

"Your father is full of praise? My grandfather seems to have told me that he has known Grandpa Kakuzu for decades, and the only time he was full of praise was when Grandpa Kakuzu controlled the financial crisis in the ninja world..." Obito said in surprise.

...

When they came out of the hospital door and everyone was about to leave, Asuma's phone rang...

"What's wrong?" Asuma asked with a smile.

"Asuma..." A choking voice came from the other side of the phone...

"Huh? Why are you crying? Is someone bullying you?" Asuma asked anxiously..

Before he could hear anything, the call was hung up.

"Damn it, someone is bullying Hong!" Asuma said angrily.

"Hmm? Someone is bullying Hong? Do you need some brothers to support you?" Obito asked with great interest, holding a rocket launcher in his left hand and a grenade in his right hand.

"Forget it, don't get there and run away again after taking a call from Lin." Kakashi rolled his eyes at him.

Hong also sent a location message to Asuma on Penguin..

"Obito, take out your tank!" Asuma said slowly.

After a while, a tank appeared at the door of the hospital...

A few calves and horses sat on it and rushed out in the tank.

Obito and Hidan stared blankly at the tank as it drove away. They hadn't even gotten on yet...

"Asuma, this bastard, used my tank and dropped me?!" Obito said angrily.

Then Obito turned to look at Hidan...

"What are you looking at me doing??" Hidan asked confused.

"Use your body." Obito snatched Hidan's head from his arms and kicked Hidan's body to the ground...

Go to the slope east of the hospital and place Hidan's body on the ground as a skateboard..

"You're a fucking bastard too! Obito! Let me go!" Hidan's head was in Obito's arms, and Hidan's body was being used as a skateboard by Obito. Angry Hidan cursed loudly.

"Shut up! Your head has to look like a brain!" Obito patted Hidan's head and followed the tank on his skateboard...

...

A few minutes later... at the entrance of Eight Tails Grill...

"Huh~ It looks like there's something bad in there." Asuma's head emerged from the tank and he exhaled smoke and said slowly.

"Well, did Eight Tails bully Hong?" Obito arrived on his skateboard and returned his head to him.

Hidan, whose back was bloody, took the head and curled his lips...

"Whoever it is, let's go!" Asuma took the rocket launcher from Obito's arms and prepared to rush inside with his men.

Gyūki was grilling happily inside when the door was pushed open...

"Welcome, please find a place to take a seat..." Gyūki slowly raised his head, and then the whole tailed beast was covered...

Kakashi had a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth and held knives in both hands. Obito had a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth and dozens of grenades in his left and right hands. Asuma had a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth and a rocket launcher in his right hand. Jian Yue also had a cigarette dangling from the corner of her mouth and held a heavy machine gun in her right hand. Scorpion had a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, and controlled two puppets with both hands. Each of the puppet's four hands had a rifle. Hidan had a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, and held his bloody head in his left and right hands. Guy had a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth and two telescopic sticks in his hands..

"You... um... do you want to blow up my barbecue restaurant??" Gyūki asked confused.

"That's right! All irrelevant personnel! Come out quickly!" Asuma saw Hong over there, and got out Hong, Lin, and several little girls who were eating with her.

After a while...

Smoke is rising at Eight Tails BBQ restaurant..

"Red, are you okay? Are you injured anywhere?" Asuma asked anxiously.

"It's okay, but why did you blow up Uncle Gyūki's barbecue restaurant?" Hong asked confused.

"Didn't he bully you?" Asuma asked doubtfully.

"No, I just called you because the barbecue uncle Gyūki made was so delicious, and I wanted you to come over and eat with me." Kurenai looked at Asuma and said

The smiles on the faces of the seven calves and horses suddenly stopped... They... seemed to... have gotten into trouble again...

"Is there something wrong with you seven little brats? I just paid off my mortgage!!!" Gyūki looked at the ruins of his store and roared with dismay...