Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Okay, Uncle Madara, Uncle Izuna, let's take a walk around the Kingdom of Iron. Well~ I've never been out of the village," Dave stretched lazily and said with a smile.

As for Hashirama, he didn't take a peek. After all, he almost knew the plot and there was nothing to see.

"Yeah" Madara and Izuna nodded. Izuna was also a little excited. After all, he had been staying in the Fire Country before his death and had never come out. This was also the first time he came out to see it.

a moment later

"Brother! I want to play with this!" "Uncle Madara! I want to play too!"

Madara held a bunch of snacks in her arms and looked at Dave and Izuna playing street games over there, with a slightly warm smile on her face for some reason.

This kind of life...is pretty good...but Izuna's marriage...oh...is so worrying. Thinking of this, Madara smiled helplessly.

"Hey! Genius boy! We meet again! This time the game! I win! Oh yeah! skr!" After this round of the game was over, Dave discovered that it was Kira who defeated him. Shi this guy.

"...Damn, uncle, how old are you, and you still play games and bully a kid like me?" Dave couldn't help complaining.

"Genius boy! My uncle Sanba! Young and invincible! Oh yeah! skr!"

"md... I'm embarrassing Laozi to death..." Dave rubbed his eyebrows with a headache... Where did this beast come from... Can the Kingdom of Thunder seal him back... .

Kirashi's poor rapping naturally attracted a lot of people around him to stop and watch.

Kirashi saw so many people next to him, yo! It's time for my name to spread throughout the ninja world! Then he continued to talk and sing lamely in a decent manner. In fact, he might not have noticed the monkey-like looks from passers-by...

"Uncle Madara, do you want to break up with this magical beast Kirashi?" Dave saw this scene and asked Madara over there with bright eyes.

"Break up with him?" Madara glanced at the extremely ugly Kirashi, who was twisting his butt and turning his waist, and felt disdainful. In its opinion, this is it? Madara wants to express that he has completely destroyed it unilaterally, okay?

"Uncle Madara, look, your popular title in the ninja world is Shura in the ninja world. Now is the peaceful era. It sounds so scary, right? Now break up with him and beat him up with dance. See People will spread the word from ten to ten, so you will have a new title, and this title can be comparable to your uncle's God of Ninja World." Dave had a bad taste...

"What title?" There was a hint of thought in Madara's heart. Can it be comparable to Hashirama's title?

"The Dance God of the Ninja World"

"Okay, break up with him!" Madara became excited when she heard this name. The Ninja Dance God is much better than his original Ninja Shura. The children in the village did not dare to approach him when they heard this title. You know, he is better than Hashirama, otherwise why would Dave kiss him so much? It must have been his title that scared the children in those villages before.

Hum, he dances better than Hashirama, is more handsome than Hashirama, and plays games better than him, how could he not be able to compare with him?

"Uncle, my uncle Madara wants to break up with you!" Dave pulled Madara to the front of Kirashi and said with a smile on his face.

"Hey, a genius boy, this big brother is also very handsome, but I want to know, what is a throw! Oh yeah! skr!" Kirashi continued to sing lamely.

"Bai Tou means competition. Uncle Madara thinks that you have reached the pinnacle in the field of music, and he wants to compete with you at a higher level of music! You rap, and Uncle Madara dances. See if you like it in the end. Whoever has more passers-by wins, how about that?" Dave explained with a smile.

"Hey, a talented young man, that sounds good. This handsome brother can actually dance? Hehe, he can't dance as well as I can sing! Oh yeah! skr!"

Dave resisted the thought of summoning a corn cannon and blasting him away...

"You? You actually questioned my dancing?" At this time, the atmosphere around Madara suddenly became powerful.

No one dares to question me about dancing, no one!

"Oh yeah! Brother, your dancing is definitely not as good as my rapping! Oh yeah! skrskr!" Kirashi didn't know if he was fearless or something, but he was not afraid of Madara's Haki side-leak momentum at all.

"Dave, Miao Zeke!" Madara turned her head to look at Dave and said slowly.

Then Madara took out a certain peaked cap from her arms and put it on her head as if she were doing magic.

"Ignorant person, let you experience the power of the God of Dance!" Uchiha Madara put a hand on the visor of his peaked cap and looked at Kirashi with extremely sharp eyes.

Kirashi slowly narrowed his eyes when he saw Madara's aura. But under the cover of sunglasses, others can't see it.

Dave also quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and played the matching music.

passersby

Passerby A: "What's going on? Are these two people going to fight?"

Passerby B: "It looks like the wretched man wearing sunglasses just kept making noise. I guess this handsome guy can't stand it anymore. Well, I support this handsome guy beating him up."

Passerby C: "Hey, hey, they don't seem to be from our Iron Kingdom. What if outsiders start fighting here and hurt us? Do we need to tell the city guards about them?"

Passerby: "No, no, no, he's so handsome~ Tell the city guards, what are you asking them to do? Are you asking them to stop the handsome guy from beating up the noisy ugly guy?"

Passerby A: "Yes, yes, appearance is justice. Let's retreat quickly. It will be bad if it affects us."

Dave took out his mobile phone and played music and handed it to Uncle Izuna. Izuna looked at Dave sneaking into the crowd with a look of confusion on his face.

Just when the passers-by were wondering why there was no fight, suddenly a burst of passionate and exciting music came to mind. The passers-by had not figured out where this music came from.

I saw the two people in front of me move...

One moves his body, the other moves his mouth...

"*()&...&@#%￥!@#%" Kirashi spoke so fast that it was hard to hear what he was mumbling.

And Uchiha Madara also danced a few moves and put his hands on the ground. This is his special skill! Windmill!

The passers-by were completely confused...didn't they agree to fight...Why...why did one of them become stupid and the other move around?

But...this handsome guy...this action...is so handsome...the eyes of countless passers-by and women exude love...it really makes those male passers-by tickle their teeth.

"The God of Dance in the Ninja World!" At this time, someone from the passers-by shouted... emm, as soon as Izuna heard this voice, she knew it was Dave who shouted...

"The God of Dance in the Ninja World!" "The God of Dance in the Ninja World!"

When everyone heard this, they thought it was a good title. Then he and Dave started yelling together.

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The author has something to say:

The high school entrance examination is coming soon, I wish all students to have children soon. (I didn’t even post the college entrance examination...The author was threatened by a young reader, 嘤嘤嘤)