Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"This Five Shadows Talk has officially ended. Master Five Shadows, do you want to have some fun in our Iron Kingdom?" The leader of the Iron Kingdom officially announced that the Five Shadows Talks have officially ended.

"I'll forget it. There are still many government affairs in the village that I need to take care of." Liedou stood up first, shook his head, put on the Kazekage hat, and left with Shamon and Chiyo behind him. They have obtained One Tail, and the purpose of this trip has been achieved.

The remaining three shadows also left on the grounds of village government affairs, leaving the Hokage alone on the field.

The leader of the Iron Country left first after hearing that Hashirama was leaving later. He was the leader of the Iron Country, and he must be busy with a lot of things. He couldn't be here alone with Hokage.

"Well, the five major ninja villages have been balanced and have entered the stage of peace. But there is an extra Seven Tails here, what should we do?" Hashirama had a happy smile on his face, and the peace he expected had finally arrived.

Then Hashirama looked at a scroll in his hand with Seven Tails written on it. It's a bit of a headache. The village doesn't want this extra tailed beast, so it can't be put in Konoha.

The Kingdom of Thunder bought Two Tails and Eight Tails, the Kingdom of Earth bought Four Tails and Five Tails, and the Kingdom of Water bought Three Tails and Six Tails. The Country of Wind bought a One Tail. Originally, Hashirama planned to sell Seven Tails to Sunagakure, but Sunagakure was already poor, and it was not easy to come up with money to buy a tailed beast. , Hashirama even planned to give it away for free. Fortunately, Tobirama stopped Hashirama's profligate behavior in time.

"If it doesn't work, let's sell it to those small countries." Tobirama thought for a while and said.

"Can't we really give it away for free?" Hashirama asked Tobirama with a hint of innocence.

"Shut up!"

"oh..."

a moment later

"Tobirama, can you sense where Madara and the others are? We are going back." Hashirama looked at Tobirama aside and asked.

"Wait a minute, let me feel it." Tobirama closed his eyes and slowly felt...

"....Madara is dancing with that guy in the Land of Thunder with crappy sunglasses." Tobirama noticed it, slowly opened his eyes, and said with a slight trembling at the corner of his mouth...

It's ruined, it's ruined, Konoha's image is all ruined by that bastard Uchiha Madara... I won't say anything to you if you dance in your own village, as long as you Uchiha don't interfere in government affairs, damn it, you Have you all jumped abroad? Isn't it enough to be embarrassed in your own home? This is so embarrassing that it has been brought abroad...

The more Tobirama thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt... He had already thought about the time when Konohagakure turned into a dancing hidden village... It was really terrible... Tobirama's face became darker and darker...

"What? Madara is really hateful!" Hashirama was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and roared with anger.

Tobirama looked at his elder brother in surprise? Could it be? Has your elder brother become enlightened?

"He didn't take me with him when he danced?! He actually broke up with someone else! Baga!" Hashirama is so angry. I promised that I would be your lifelong rival, but you turned around and went to find someone else?

Have you forgotten that sincere oath you once made? Madara!

Alas...after all, I was able to carry it all alone...

"I knew it..." Tobirama covered his face, his face full of silence...

Do you expect your elder brother to realize it? Oh, then Uchiha Izuna can become a female.

Uchiha Izuna:?

a moment later

"Madara! How can you fix it! You secretly broke up with someone else behind my back!" Hashirama rushed here as fast as he could. When he saw Madara surrounded by passers-by, Hashirama was extremely angry.

"Hashi Hot Mom! Do you want to break up with me here too!" Madara also noticed Hashirama coming over there, thinking that Hashirama was here to break up with her.

"Madara, pay for the betrayal you did today!" Hashirama put his hand on his kimono and tore it hard. Revealing the green belly dance costume she was wearing

"Pfft!" Dave spit out the water he just drank when he saw this scene... I want to know... how did you add the belly dance costume to the kimono...

"Tobirama! Miao Zeke!" Hashirama called up the music on his phone and threw it into Tobirama's hand. Slowly walked up to Uchiha Madara.

Kirashi looked at the sudden arrival of the God of Ninja World in front of him... couldn't help but swallowed... and quickly got off the stage, handing the stage to Hashirama... Although he didn't know the person he was dating... Big brother, but he still knows Senju Hashirama... Is this big brother going to break up with the God of Ninja World?

At this time, Raikage, who had been walking for half a day,

"Son, have we forgotten something?" Raikage Ai turned to look at his son and asked. He always felt something was wrong along the way...a bit quiet, as if something was wrong...

"...." The future Second Raikage was also a little confused, looking at his father...

"Kirashi!" the two exclaimed.

"That bastard!" Raikage Ai's forehead had veins popping out...

Then the two of them turned around and ran towards the Kingdom of Iron again.

Back to Madara

"Hash hot mommy! Do you want to dance too?"

"Madara! Pay the price for the betrayal you committed today!!"

“Hash hot mom!!”

"Madara!!"

Dave's head was buzzing and hurting when he saw it... Not only Dave... Tobirama also had a headache... Looking at more and more people around... Looking at the two people over there swaying crazily... Tobirama It feels like his blood pressure is rising... Konoha... is over...

In the office of the leader of the Iron Kingdom

"Chief, something bad has happened." The leader's secretary hurriedly knocked on the door and came in and shouted.

"What's the matter? What's the fuss about? You can just handle the little things yourself. I'm exhausted from the Five Shadows Conference with those old foxes all afternoon." The leader who had just returned from the Five Shadows Conference complained.

"Hokage Senju Hashirama and Ninja Shura Uchiha Madara are causing trouble in the square of the kingdom. Raikage's guard is also there. Raikage should have left just now. I found that his guard has not left and will definitely come back." The secretary panicked. Said.

"...Hiss... Hokage... Senju Hashirama... Uchiha Madara... What a trouble... Take me there quickly." The leader who had just put the pillow on his desk and was about to take a nap heard the secretary's words and suddenly sucked in his breath. A breath of cold air, what a waste of sleep. If these two guys really fight in their Iron Kingdom, their Iron Kingdom will be gone.

a moment later

"Stop! Stop! Master Hokage! Master Madara! Don't fight! We, the Kingdom of Iron, can't stand it!" The leader deliberately adjusted his mood outside the crowd, then suddenly pushed away the crowd and rushed away with a sad face. Go in and shout.

But... when he rushed into the crowd, he saw something he would never forget...

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