Crazy Dave Of Konoha

a few days later

"I said you are a bit unreasonable! I am Dave's uncle! Do you know, uncle! You don't even get discounts!" Hashirama was very angry. He came to the mobile phone store today to buy the latest products. , seems to be called a computer. As a result, the entire computer set costs 300,000 taels.

Although Mito has always been in charge of the family's money, he has also saved some private money over the years. Well, not much, just tens of thousands taels.

As a result, the new store manager who came today didn’t give him any discount. Hashirama is so angry. I am the Hokage of Konoha Village, and I am also the uncle of your boss. Isn’t it reasonable for you to give me a call? How much is the discount?

"No, even if that brat Dave comes to buy it in person, I will never get a penny cheaper!" Kakuzu raised his neck, when it comes to money, even Senju Hashirama can't do it for you! Even if Sage of Six Paths comes, I will still say this!

"You! Huh? You look familiar to me?" Senju Hashirama pointed at Kakuzu angrily, and suddenly felt that Kakuzu seemed familiar.

"No, I don't know you. You don't know me either. Poor guy." Kakuzu turned around and said slowly.

Poor guy, that kid Dave scolded himself yesterday... He felt that this word was most appropriate to apply to Senju Hashirama.

"You!! You! Oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to tell Dave! I want Dave to fire you!" With tears in his eyes, Hashirama put down his cruel words and rushed out of the door.

"Tch, you can't even afford three hundred thousand taels, you're so poor." Kakuzu looked at Senju Hashirama's back with disdain and complained.

Hashirama Department

"Hashirama? What's wrong with you?" Madara was wandering on the street, looking to see if she could find some new dance inspiration, when she saw Hashirama approaching with her face covered in tears.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Madara! Some people call me a poor b!" Hashirama saw Madara in front of him and seemed to have found some place to vent. He hugged Madara and cried loudly.

Several black lines slowly appeared on Madara's forehead...Are you poor and have no idea?

a moment later

"Let's go. I heard that guy Dave opened a new store these days. What's it called an Internet cafe? I heard that guy Dave said it's very interesting. Let's go and have a look." Madara looked at the side holding a Hashirama asked with a grin on his face as he piled up snacks.

"Hmm" As long as Madara is here, I can go anywhere.

As for Kakuzu, Dave temporarily handed over the mobile phone store to him. It's not time to export it yet. Orochi Lu built a computer two days ago, but it was a very simple desktop computer, and the Internet speed was average. The signal stations are all over Orochoku. Dave specially bought hundreds of miles of land there from Hashirama two days ago. Now the area has basically begun to industrialize.

Aunt Cai and Mightwei have arranged to work as network administrators and waiters in the Internet cafe next to the mobile phone store. Well... there shouldn't be any trouble...

Love Kidney Internet Cafe

Hashirama and Madara arrived here. Looking at the four big characters marked on the store in front of them, they slowly walked into the store with doubts.

"Welcome, it's Hokage-sama and Madara-sama!" There was a bell hanging behind the door, which made a sound every time it was opened or closed. Auntie Cai behind the counter heard the noise and looked over there.

After discovering that it was Hashirama and Madara, Auntie Cai also had little stars in her eyes. Hashirama and Madara are in the village, and now it is the idol-like village.

"Well, Aina. What... is this Internet cafe?" Hashirama looked around and found that there were some computers worth 300,000 taels that he couldn't afford, and some people were yelling and talking. What. He asked full of doubts.

"Let me explain to you, Mr. Hokage. Because a computer of three hundred thousand taels is too expensive, the little boss came up with this method, opened a store specifically, and put some computers here. Those who can't afford it People can experience it at a very cheap price. A computer costs 20 silver taels per hour," Auntie Cai explained.

"Oh? Dave is really smart. Well, if that's the case, then let Madara and I drive it for two hours, and I'll see how this thing works?" Hashirama's eyes lit up when he heard that Dave is a good boy, I guess. It's a shop specially opened for people like me who are short of money.

"Hmm, by the way, Master Hokage, do you need to apply for a card?" Aunt Cai asked again.

"Applying for a card? What is this?" Hashirama wondered

"Oh, if you apply for a card, it's 100 taels. I will give you a special card, and you will get 100 taels stored in it. That's five hours, but when the money runs out, you can recharge again. There will be discounts, fifty two or three hours, one hundred and twenty hours, and the money you can’t use up can be saved and you can continue to use it when you come back next time..." Aunt Cai continued. he explained.

When Dave taught Auntie Cai these things two days ago, Auntie Cai learned these things after only listening once...

When Hashirama came to his senses again, he and Madara were holding a card in each hand...

The two of them clicked on the power-on button under the table according to the power-on method taught by A Cai just now. The computer screen slowly lit up, an uneaten fruit flashed, and then the interface was entered. The two entered the card number in their hands...

"Ding dong~" After a sound, the two of them looked at the simple desktop in front of them, holding the mouse and not knowing what to do...

There are a total of four icons on the computer desktop.

They are Penguin, Konoha Landlords, Love Kidney Music, and Konoha Forum.

At this time, they heard a familiar roar

"md! Senju Tobirama! You follow me! You give me a card and hold him back. If I just call a 4, we won! What the hell are you doing! Why don't you want it! Oh my god 4 you Don’t you want to follow?”

"Shit! Can't you be more cautious? What if the landlord has some cards in his hand?"

"Ahhhh!! Senju Tobirama! Where did he get his trump card! He only has a 4 and a 3 in his hand! That's good now. If you don't follow, he will follow the 4. I can't ask for it, and you don't want it. Okay. , he also played 3, he has no cards, he won. I really vomited! My 2 thousand leaf beans!"

"Uchiha Izuna? What did you say? Do you want to die again!!"

"Ahhh!! Senju Tobirama!! I'm going to kill you!!"

Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara heard the familiar voice, and they both looked in the direction of the voice.

The two people who were about to fight suddenly saw that the two people in front of them turned around and were their elder brothers. They were dumbfounded on the spot.

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