Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"What should I do?" Izuna asked speechlessly, looking at the crying child in her arms.

"...Go and ask your sister-in-law.. She has taken care of Kima and given birth to children.. She should know what to do," Tobirama said with a headache.

"Stop, stop, can the child in my arms withstand the pressure of Flying Thunder God?" Izuna saw Tobirama put his hand on his shoulder and quickly stopped him.

"Then what do you think we should do? You probably can't even use the Body Flicker Technique. We are still far from square dancing," Tobirama asked.

"Um... could he be hungry?" Izuna was stunned for a moment and asked after thinking for a while.

"..It's possible. It's been a long time since I brought him back. There's a meatball shop over there. Let's take him to eat something."

"OK"

After a while...

"You are playing! Senju Tobirama, are you afraid of bursting the child's face with such a big meatball??" Izuna hugged the child and kept comforting her softly. When Tobirama brought over a plate as big as the child's face, The meat ball roared very dissatisfied.

"..." Tobirama was stunned. He even took out his hand and compared the ball with the child's head. It seemed like that...

Tobirama reacted and quickly walked back to change.

"Be good, kid... you'll have food later. Don't cry." Izuna kept softly comforting the child in her arms.

Tobirama came back from there and sat across from Izuna... He just looked at the mother and son in front of him quietly, ah, ah, father and son, ah, what the hell does this have to do with each other? This is... Tobirama has a headache...

"Give this brat a name" Tobirama said.

"Uchiha-kun, how are you?"

"Senju Kimima" they both said at the same time.

"Hey, hey, Tobirama, this child is raised by me now, and his surname must be Uchiha!" Izuna said unhappily.

"Oh, we both raised this together. Neither your eldest brother nor my eldest brother have any objections. What's more, my eldest brother brought it back! His surname must be Senju!" Tobirama sneered.

"Senju Tobirama!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!"

Yes, the two of them left the child alone on the couch and ran outside to start a fight.

"Wow! Woohoo!!" The child cried loudly, while his two irresponsible guardians were still fighting outside.

"Huh? Why is there a kid here?" At this time, a figure came over, picked up the child and said doubtfully.

"Hey, is anyone there? Whose child is this?" This man sat here and shouted twice.

After waiting for a while, the man found that no one came back.

"Forget it, forget it, you must have been abandoned, kid. Looking at you, you must be hungry. Let's go. Uncle Kakuzu will take you to eat something." Kakuzu looked helplessly at the child who was still crying in his arms. said. Then he hugged the child and left first.

a moment later

The two pig heads came back from the fight...

"Holy shit, Senju Tobirama! Where's the child!" Izuna pointed at the empty couch and yelled with numbness.

"Holy crap, how did I know that you were still like this just now?" Tobirama also had a headache... He knew he shouldn't take this step, no, trouble came so soon...

"Okay, okay, go find it quickly!" Izuna said quickly.

So, the two of them started a storm in Konoha looking for children.

the other side

Kakuzu looked at the child in his arms quietly drinking milk, and couldn't help feeling a little strange in his heart.

Kakuzu painfully took out a roll of money from his shoe and counted it one by one, for fear of giving too much.

And the milk seller took the smelly money from Kakuzu with disgust...

"Woo! Woooo!!" At this time, the child in Kakuzu's hand suddenly dropped the bottle in his hand, pointing at something and shouting.

"Huh? What do you want to do?" Kakuzu asked in confusion as he watched the child pointing at something.

Kakuzu followed the child's eyes and looked at the roll of money in his right hand.

"You want this?" Kakuzu asked, waving the money in his hand.

"Woo! Woo!" The child's hands swayed up and down along with the money.

Kakuzu got into a bad mood and put the money in the child's hand. The child held it tightly, with an unexpected smile on his face. Kakuzu snatched it from the child's hand again.

The child was stunned for a moment, scratched the air with his fat little hands, and finally started to cry loudly.

"Funny kid" Kakuzu burst out laughing and put the money in his hand into the child's arms again.

The child didn't know if he had learned the lesson or something, but this time he held the money tightly in his arms with both hands. As soon as Kakuzu's hand came close, he stretched out his head and bit him with his newly grown little tiger fangs.

Kakuzu felt a little tired when he saw the child in his arms holding on to money... Why is this child so obsessed with money...

On the other side, the two people who had searched every corner of Konoha gathered at the Hokage Building.

"Have you found it?" Tobirama asked with a headache.

"No" Izuna shook her head.

"Did someone take the child away?" Tobirama thought for a while and then said.

"It's possible...then what the hell were we wandering around in Konoha before??!!" Izuna nodded...and was stunned...that's right...he was a kid, could he still run away? Someone must have taken it away! So what's the deal with them running around Konoha for a day? ?

Tobirama also came to his senses...md said yes...

"I knew I couldn't be with you. Being with you really lowers my IQ." Tobirama put this stupid mistake on Izuna.

It must be yes. How could someone as smart as himself make such a mistake? It must have been the presence of the mentally retarded Uchiha Izuna around me that affected me.

"Senju Tobirama, what the hell do you mean? I haven't said you lowered my IQ. Looking at your white hair, you look like a man in his thirties who looks like a man in his sixties. Your IQ is definitely not that high." Izuna also said unhappily.

"Uchiha Izuna, do you want to die!"

"If you have the ability, come and do it!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!"

"Senju Tobirama!!"

Okay, the fight started again.

In the Hokage office downstairs, hearing the banging sounds coming from upstairs, Hashirama and Madara looked at each other in confusion, and then the two of them reached the top of the building with a Body Flicker Technique.

"Um, Tobirama? Izuna? Why are you fighting again?" Hashirama asked in confusion as he looked at the two people fighting.

The two stopped and told Hashirama and Madara what happened.

"Um, you can try posting a post on your computer. Two days ago, a villager lost his cat and posted a post asking for the cat. In the end, some villagers actually found it and told him that he had found it. You can also ask Let’s see who takes the child away.” After hearing this, Hashirama thought of a way

"That's also a way. Let's go to the Internet cafe and have a look."

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The author has something to say:

This kid is going to be Kimimaro's old father