Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 131

Hahahahahaha!

The burden on Master Shao Ma, lightly throwing it away, the audience was too happy.

The roar of laughter.

After the laughter gradually subsided, Wang Hepeng gritted his teeth and stomped his feet with anger, “No wonder! You keep waiting, I’ll ask the people to do things right now.”

“Who to call?”

“Call me Big Brother!”

“Why do you call you Big Brother?”

“I also practice martial arts in Big Brother.” Wang Hepeng explained, he was taller than his own. “He is taller than me, and he is better than me. Our brothers are here. We have a set of single-handed guns. Let you see, Liangliang Our ability.

You see, you have to accept it. ”

“So…” Master Shao Ma stared at Wang Hepeng with wide eyes, “Are you really a martial artist?”

“That’s also necessary to say that our two brothers have visited famous teachers since childhood, visited Gaoyou, and learned the martial arts of the whole body, what are cats and dogs, rabbits and eagles, camels, and toads, and they all have a meeting.”

“What’s the use for you to learn this?” Zero Six Three

“Learn civil and martial arts, sell goods and know home.”

“Oh, is anyone please?”

“It needs to be said!”

“Yes?”

Once Shao Ma Ye returned, the whole cross talk gradually became better, and the entire audience listened comfortably to the rhythm and words of Wang Hepeng and Shao Ye.

If it weren’t for Wang Hepeng’s age, they would really have been two old gentlemen with decades of experience talking on it.

In fact, there is still something about zongzi, but it is too long to add together, Wang Hepeng cut some of it himself, after all, Master Shao Ma is really quite young.

Really have to consider physical issues.

Cross talk is forty minutes, and young people are tired when standing, let alone him.

Master Shao Ma knew his heart, and did not show it, and listened to him quietly with the audience in the audience. Standing next to him, he really knew how much the child’s style was.

If you want him to blow up, he can blow up too.

But if you want him to be stable, he can also be stable.

It’s so rare.

Wang Hepeng didn’t know what Shao Ma was thinking in detail, “One day, our brothers were practicing martial arts at home, and a stranger came to call the door. When I asked, Xingshun Escort Bureau, come here to write an invitation.

Their old shopkeeper, asked our brothers to go to the bodyguard. ”

“bodyguard?”

“Yes! This rich man goes out with gold and silver treasures, so he is afraid of being unsafe on the road. He is looking for a escort. The escort has to ask us capable people to escort him. This is called a bodyguard.”

“I know this, so are you going?”

“Let’s just point here to eat, can we not go?”

Young Master suddenly asked, “Then if you run into a robbery, will your brothers stare at it?”

“The robbery?” Wang Hepeng smiled, “You layman! How can I catch up with such an inch? Generally speaking, you don’t have to encounter the robbery once.”

“What if you should run into it?” Master Shao Ma stretched out his hand and continued to ask.

Wang Hepeng also stretched out his hand, looked at the young master next to him, and asked seriously, “What if I can’t touch it?”

“Hey, are you lucky enough to not be so arrogant?”

“Anyway, they will send a car to pick it up.”

“Look and go.”

“Get off the car at the entrance of the escort, the old shopkeeper is waiting there with a lot of people, cupped fist cupped hands: Two strong men have arrived, and they have never met face-to-face atonement.”

“How kind.”

Wang Hepeng performed a state of admiration, swinging his right hand slightly, “How dare I say it!”

After entering the gate, a wide yard, with all kinds of weapons on both sides. ”

“The Escort!”

“The five main rooms are waiting for the living room. There is a restaurant above, and there is a platform in front of it, and the stairs are just behind.”

“Oh, there are no stairs in front.”

“The old shopkeeper walked under the platform: Two strong men, drink with me upstairs! He doesn’t take the stairs upstairs.”

“Then how to get up?”

“Oh, it’s a bit of effort. The shopkeeper was so short after speaking, he pulled the green onions on a dry land, and he went up.” Wang Hepeng said, patted the table with his hand, made a bang, and then lifted his foot to perform. come out.

“Hey! There are really two things.”

“I was chuckles at the time.”

“Hey, what are you happy about?”

“What the hell is this!”

“Oh? How do you get up?”

“Look at me! Brighten up my skills.”

Young Master Ma faced the audience and pointed his finger at Wang Hepeng, “Let’s look at him.”

Speaking of Wang Hepeng spreading his hands, he took a step back suddenly, and pulled Yun’s hand. He was tall and beautiful in a coat, his legs suddenly jumped, and a simple Shuang Feiyan came.

Then a short martial arts figure was revealed.

“Hey–! Good!”

As the young master yelled, he stretched out his thumb and praised from his heart, and there was a lot of applause from the audience.

As soon as he finished the action, Wang Hepeng took a step forward, pointed to it, “Hit a bit, and you’re up.”

“You went up too?”

Wang Hepeng shook his head, his expression dimmed, and looked up for something, “My shoes are up and there are no laces on them.”

“Well, silly boy…”

When the words came out, all the audience smiled.

Overwhelmed with thoughts.

Wang Hepeng said this beautifully. It is completely another style to play with Shao Ma Ye. This show really shows the strength of the cross talk.

The rhythm is too strong.

The key is to have a taste.

At this moment, Wang Hepeng still looked up at the shoes on the platform, with a big hand, “I’m talking about someone!”

“Why?”

“Move the ladder and give me enough shoes.”

Young Master: “Hey, no, no, why are you still moving the ladder?”

“How can I practice without shoes? Did you go up and get your feet tied?”

“Oh, yes, yes, be safe.”

Wang Hepeng nodded, as if he had brought a ladder on the stage, holding the ladder in both hands and setting it up on both sides, and then glanced back, “It’s all right, don’t bother a few people, come by yourself. Big Brother, don’t froze, go up !

Our brothers all climbed up the ladder. ”

“This saves trouble!” From Xinxiaoqun 712205071 one by one one by one

“Let me take a look at the top, ho! There is such a table full of sheep.”

“good.”

“Eat!”

“eat!”

“I’ve been drinking three times and cooking food and have five flavors. The old shopkeeper said: Please two strong men, it’s nothing else. There are Nanlu Dart, Beilu Dart, and Xilu today.

There are people who dare to protect the darts. The only thing is that there are too many thieves on the East Road, I wonder if the two are willing to go? ”

“Oh, ask if you two dare to go!”

At this point, Wang Hepeng stood up and raised his head, everyone was demeanor, and stopped the old shopkeeper’s action, “I said the old hero. Don’t want to be a thief.”

“Yes!”

“Destroy our own spirit!”

“right!”

“Don’t there be a thief in the east? Don’t be afraid of him! Let’s go west.”

“Where are you going to the west?!”

“Go around.”

“If you don’t go around from the west, you have to go east to meet the thieves!”

“Come on to the thief? How about to run into it?”

“Nonsense! What are you doing? Not a bodyguard!”

“Just tell a joke.” Wang Hepeng smiled, his personality at the moment is basically a person who doesn’t know much about martial arts.

“What I said!”

“The old shopkeeper said: You don’t have to be humble, please sweat downstairs.”

“good.”

“What do you mean by sweating?” Wang Hepeng looked at Master Shao Ma suddenly and wondered.

Young Master Ma put his hand on the table and slowly explained, “This is called Liangliangdart. Let’s see what martial arts your brothers have.”