Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 132

Came to the stage.

One old and one young!

A cup and a tease!

It drew the eyes of thousands of people.

After bowing.

It is not that Wang Hepeng is not aware of the heat of the place at the moment, the sound below is layered on top of each other.

Very restless.

But the situation is far from what was thought to be so bad. After all, Master Shao is here, and no one does Giving face.

When I almost reached the station, the voice spontaneously became much quieter.

Wang Hepeng habitually tuned the microphone, and when he spoke, the voice spread throughout the theater.

“Thank you for your enthusiastic applause. Come on stage again, I have to introduce the person next to me, Mr. Ma Zhiming, an old artist in the cross talk world. I have to call it an ancestor.”

a brief introdction.

Chich Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The applause was all for Master Shao Ma, Master Shao didn’t have a big air at all, and thanked the audience from time to time.

After waiting for a breath, Wang Hepeng spoke.

“Presumably everyone knows that Mr. Ma went to the comedian’s stage. To be honest, I didn’t dare to look at him when he was performing there.

Very nervous, for fear of making a mistake. ”

“That’s not enough, just normal heart.” Young Master Shao Ma spoke.

“But I didn’t expect that I really didn’t expect to win the comedian’s championship, no, Master said to reward me. Apart from anything else, I want Master’s picture, a costume and a sweat couch!”

29 Ma Zhiming stood by and wondered, “Why do you want this? Now it’s worthless.”

When asked, Wang Hepeng suddenly burst into tears.

The whole audience was taken aback, crying when they said they were crying.

“what happened.”

Wang Hepeng turned around and wiped his tears, not wanting the audience to see his appearance, and explained, “I…I’m just afraid that one day the Master will be gone.

I miss it so much!

Then wait for the appreciation and take it to auction. ”

“Hi! What kind of conscience is this? Your Master is in good health.”

With a casual tease at the beginning, there was a lot of laughter at the scene.

At the beginning, it was okay to say that Guo Degang was gone.

Amidst the laughter, Wang Hepeng couldn’t cry immediately, and asked quickly, “Then some people say that my Master is dying? I almost set up the Master’s mourning hall.”

“That’s all rumors, so good.”

“Oh, that’s okay? You said that, I was so happy that I was a little confused. Is my Master really okay?”

“Of course! Aren’t you just taking part in the comedy? But your body is not good, you are very average, so you are confused?” Ma Zhiming looked up and down, looking at Wang Hepeng and shook his head.

“General?” Wang Hepeng was puzzled and retorted, “You don’t know what I’m doing with feelings?”

“What is it for?”

It’s not too slow to go back and forth, and the two of them are quick to live.

“Bodyguard” is a traditional piece, let alone where it is, I know more.

Regarding the state of Wang Hepeng’s performance, especially with the gentleman Ma Zhiming next to him, they could see that Wang Hepeng didn’t feel a bit harsh.

It would be somewhat blunt and embarrassing if Junior and Senior were to set up the stage.

The main reason is that there is too much difference in style between the old and the young.

Although young people are not bad, old seniors are too good and have their own background.

But the two are together, except for the big age gap.

It makes people feel nothing strange.

“It feels so good?”

Guo Degang watched from the side curtain and found that the typhoon Wang Hepeng and his performance were extremely smooth.

Hou Zhen nodded, too, and there was nothing to worry about, “It seems that there is nothing wrong with this scene. By the way, I heard that you gave Wang Hepeng all the fans of the Xiang concubine? Really?”

“of course it’s true.”

“where?”

“I’ll see it, when the curtain call comes, does this kid still sing?”

For this fan, Hou Zhen actually wanted it too. No way, it’s great.

Even in his dreams, he would give this fan to others. Although he also knew that Guo Degang’s fans were all good, Xiang Fei was really good at it.

“In other words, have you decided yet?” Hou Zhen suddenly understood what was coming.

“Well! He had already deliberately brought some seniors, and now he has enough majesty to bring them, and others can’t say anything.”

“Then this fan is Shangfang’s sword.”

Guo Degang smiled and said nothing.

indeed!

He knew that Wang Hepeng had the intention to bring Guo Qiling, Yue Yunpeng, sesame seed, etc., but he went to take it as a crane character subject, and others would inevitably gossip.

As soon as this fan is given, anyone who is not stupid can understand that Wang Hepeng at Deyun at this moment is really the demeanor of the big brother.

Guo Degang gave the carelessness.

Who else can say anything.

On the stage at this moment, Wang Hepeng and Shao Ma Ye were still talking cross talk.

“I’m Lianjiazi!” Wang Hepeng proclaimed.

“Just do you practice martial arts?” Ma Zhiming asked, a little unbelievable.

“That’s right!” Wang Hepeng smiled, holding both hands, “As far as my current status and age, generally speaking, I don’t fight against people.”

“Oh? Not much to do it?”

“Yes! Mainly do research work, take students and so on, seize the time and write something.”

“What are you going to write about.”

Wang Hepeng squeezed his hand and spoke slowly, “Recently I plan to write the development history of martial arts in China. That is, the general situation of the development of Martial Forest in the world! What other martial arts dictionaries are there? In this way, the publishing unit is urging them.

Newspapers and TV stations chased me for interviews.

I still give lectures everywhere. ”

“so smart.”

“No! I’m so busy!”

Talking about Wang Hepeng rubbed his own temple, “Or I was confused just now, so I deeply understand the difficulty of being a woman! It’s even more difficult to be a famous woman!”

As soon as the words were spoken, the audience below laughed.

The voice keeps on.

Good guy, the sex changed in an instant.

The young master next to him hurriedly stopped, with the scene all over his body, moving his body up and down to inquire, “Wait a moment! After talking for a long time, I didn’t see that you are a female?”

Wang Hepeng was blindfolded, and returned to the eyes of the young master, “I… my man.”

“Man? How difficult is it to be a woman?”

“I understand!”

“I wonder, how can you realize that being a woman is difficult?”

Wang Hepeng frowned, his body shook, pretending to be thinking, “Anyway, I’m just like this. It’s so hard for me. It’s even harder to be a woman, to be a woman.”

“What’s your thing, don’t be next to it.”

Hearing what Shao Ma said, Wang Hepeng’s emotions gradually subsided.

“Yes, I don’t understand.”

“It’s hard to tell.” Wang Hepeng spread his hands together, “I’m just like this sometimes. I’m too tired. I just came back from playing outside. I want to rest and rest when I come back. It’s jet lag or something.”

“So, are you not close yet?”

“Of course, far!”

“Where did you go?”

“I went to Cangzhou!”

“Cangzhou?” Shao Ma waved his hand again and again, “I haven’t heard of it, but Tianjin is a hundred miles away, and it’s jet lag.”

Wang Hepeng thought about coming over for a while, and quickly apologized, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I was wrong, I was too tired, and my mind didn’t react for a while, it wasn’t Cangzhou where I was going.

I can go there by bike. ”

“Where did you go?”

Wang Hepeng: “Texas!”

“Is it bad in Texas…!” Within a second of the words, Master Shaoma reacted, and Texas was also in the country, and he swiped his hand down, “Nor in Texas! There is no jet lag, either.”

“No! I’ve been on the plane for a day!”

“Unlucky!” Young Master suddenly realized when he heard it, he stretched out his index finger to point Wang Hepeng, “You are deceived!”

“I was deceived?”

“Yes! The one who flew the plane gave you a detour.”