Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 328

Applause broke out from the stage.

The eyes of each audience were placed on the stage, among the sounds they made.

A pair of young actors slowly walked out of the side scene, very calm step by step, and there was no sign of the impetuousness of the two.

Unlike the biscuits, they jump around every time they go on stage, playing with the young fan.

This is not right or wrong, it is entirely personal style.

Come to the stage and stand by the cross talk table.

Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping bowed together.

Under the stage.

Mr. Yang Shaohua and Mr. Tian Lihe are sitting in the first row. Both are about 80 years old. As long as Wang Hepeng looks at the audience, he can see them at first sight.

Zhang Jiu made them worry about it before.

However, Wang Hepeng himself would be a lot more calm.

I sorted the microphones a bit, and just about to speak, suddenly there were a lot of flower-giving companies underneath, and the two hurried to pick them up.

It’s impossible for their venues to be without these things.

Several times the backstage flowers were arranged in piles. This time the venue was in Tianjing People’s Stadium, and it was a modest thing to send these things.

You have to know that small theaters are relatively loose, and audiences really send everything.

There are all kinds of lollipops, biscuits, and dishes.

Can’t see.

It is also the audience deliberately making fun.

After receiving things, Wang Hepeng did not delay, and said, “The show just now said it was quite lively, Deyun, my two nine-character juniors, came to the special show today to help me perform once.

They are resting now, and it’s our brothers’ turn to perform for you.

There are so many people, and everyone who comes here also praises us. ”

“The audience likes it.”

“I still remember that when Deyun was first known to us, many viewers said: We are your fans. I didn’t understand it at that time.”

Wang Hepeng touched Own’s face, looking a little confused, “I realized that this was a foreign language after I hit it.”

“Yes, the fans called here.”

“Thank you, everyone is honest about it. Of course, if you want to talk about fans, you still have to talk about Master’s fans. There are tens of millions on Weibo. What is the name of the wire?

And Master’s partner and teacher’s fans, it seems to be called diaosi. ”

“Eh! Wait a while! Why is Teacher Yu so miserable.”

“He is tougher than the Master.” Wang Hepeng lost his face, spreading his hands to compare it to a strong appearance, which caused a lot of smiles.

“No! It’s good to be fans.”

“Yes!” Wang Hepeng looked at the audience again, “Anyway, let’s tell the truth, everyone is so good to us, and I don’t want to pay for it. Tianjing is this place, people are here, for what is it, so that I like to listen to cross talk.

De Yun, who likes cross talk because of comics, likes these actors. ”

“right!”

“Everyone has different hobbies, and some people don’t like it. There is nothing wrong with not like it. If you don’t like to listen, you don’t listen. Everyone has their own ambitions.”

“That is.”

“Standing on the stage and talking about cross talk, that is our job. After stepping down, you have your own hobbies, and we also have our hobbies.”

“All hobbies.”

Wang Hepeng nodded, and stretched out his right hand to count, “Such as smoking, drinking, burning his head!”

“Hey, I always do three things like Teacher Yu.”

“These three things are almost stinking on the streets now. When I go out to perform, no matter what foreign or foreign tour, I keep talking about it.”

“That’s what you always said to the Master.”

“Everyone knows when I shout now. Teacher Yu’s three hobbies!!!”

As soon as the voice shouted on the stage, the audience reported it neatly with a bang.

“Smoking! Drinking! Hot head!”

Hearing this voice, Wang Hepeng was satisfied, and compared a scissor hand, “Yeah! Success!”

“What’s the success?”

“Everyone likes Teacher Yu. Of course, smoking, drinking, and scalping his hair are all small hobbies. Do other animal raisings also count?”

“Of course it counts.”

“Make friends and chat, drink tea, and exercise.”

“Also.”

Wang Hepeng nodded, took a breath of air, and started his own state, “Speaking of conscience, don’t look at the bean sprouts on the teacher’s head, and the face is like sharp skin.

My body is much better than my Master.

You are not my favorite. Teacher Yu will surely live to death. ”

Luan Yunping: “Who doesn’t live to death!!!”

After the words fell, the audience in the stadium laughed one by one, good fellow, now even Yu Qian won’t let it go.

It’s fine to live to death.

When the bean sprouts are returned, the skin becomes refined, and there is a lot of picture in an instant.

Amidst the laughter, Wang Hepeng pointed to Luan Yunping again and sighed, “After all, Mr. Yu is older, and he is still no better than Luan Yunping in terms of exercise. I get up at four in the morning and go to the gym every day to pimp.”

Another thing came out, and many people couldn’t stop laughing.

Pimp what you want.

Luan Yunping slowly raised her arm, touched Wang Hepeng’s arm, stretched out four fingers, and said in confusion, “Should I go to the gym to pimp at four?”

Wang Hepeng nodded affirmatively. “Yes!”

Luan Yunping: “I’m going to be late, it should be eight or nine o’clock.”

Wang Hepeng: “You shouldn’t have breakfast at eight or nine o’clock, the night before?”

“What!” Luan Yunping stopped talking to him, “What pimp.”

Wang Hepeng: “Just exercise that, pull it hard with both hands.”

Luan Yunping: “That’s not called pimping, it’s called backing device!”

“I don’t understand this stuff, Luan Yunping went there early in the morning, and lifted the barbell, it was five o’clock.”

Wang Hepeng explained to himself, and at the same time he pulled his own sleeve and lifted it up, “Just here is a small stool. After lying down, I fell asleep with the barbell.”

Luan Yunping: “Asleep?”

Wang Hepeng: “The coach hastened over to cover the quilt.”

Luan Yunping: “The coach is also free enough.”

Wang Hepeng: “Just exercise. At one point every day, he is allowed to go out. Later, it gradually affected my Master. His old man is in poor health. He learns to exercise and plays basketball with others.

There is an amateur basketball team just in front of the Master’s house.

Big tall basketball team. ”

“Look at this name.”

“Oh!” Wang Hepeng sighed as he said, “Fighting with them, my Master’s technology is mainly about drilling the crotch. Some people look down on my Master Guo Degang. As long as you look down on my Master, you will get my Master’s revenge.”

“How to get revenge?”

“Run two steps fast and jump up! A bite is about to knock you on your knee.”

“You can’t jump too high.”

“After playing basketball with my Master, all the pants are bad.”

“Okay! Let him tore it to pieces, right?”

Ha ha!

One scene after another of Guo Degang was said by Wang Hepeng, and the audience laughed one after another.

“It’s called a loss, it’s really no size on the stage.”

“The way to damage the Master is another update. I like it. There seems to be a basketball version before.”

“Haha, I suddenly feel that it is so difficult to be Wang Hepeng’s elder.”

Wang Hepeng said, the audience complained.

The two gentlemen sat in the first row and laughed. The cross talks of many young actors looked very tired. .