Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 329

For old actors.

Many young actors are not good at mastering things, and the rhythm is slow, worrying that their rhythm is fast, and they feel furious.

Not happy.

Now they listened to Wang Hepeng’s complaint about Master and Uncle Yu Qian, and they all felt that some of the details in it were very porcelain.

At this time, hearing the audience’s laughter, Guo Degang in the side scene was even more happy than Wang Hepeng’s happiness.

The atmosphere came up instantly.

At the same time, he also knew that this cross talk was almost alive.

The cross talk in the theater is like this, you have to get some other things, pay attention to three and four shakes~.

Just like TV comics, it takes time-so the pace is fast.

It is not necessary here to show better things.

After a long time, the laughter fell, and Wang Hepeng continued to pull the own rhythm with his own experience and feeling, “This is my hobby of Master and Uncle Yu.

Of course, the hobbies don’t stop there. Some people grow flowers and bring in large pots and small pots.

Others raise birds, hold their cages, and go out to walk the birds from five o’clock. ”

“He’s good for this.”

“There are also dog owners.” Speaking of Wang Hepeng’s good hand, “Guo Qiling in Deyun, got a puppy, and he couldn’t love it anymore.

Except for performances or family affairs, I take my dog ​​to play in his community when I have time. ”

“Oh, walking the dog too.”

“Love this little dog. Guo Qiling is pulling this dog, and he will be introduced to others.”

Luan Yunping was puzzled and looked at Wang Hepeng standing beside him curiously, “How do you introduce this?”

“People call it Big Brother.”

“Let the dog be called Big Brother?”

Wang Hepeng spread his hands together, looking like he couldn’t help but, “He loves dogs. It’s all like this, here comes people. This is called Big Brother, this is called Little Brother, and this is called Big sis.

After barking and going home, Guo Qiling still talked to the dog. ”

“Say what!”

“Go home, grandson.”

“Grandson??? That’s not raising a dog. This is going out to take advantage. This is, how can this be the same virtue as the Master.”

The baggage flicked out and turned over like this.

The audience burst into laughter again.

The laughter of the thousands of people was completely opened, and many echoes could be heard on the stage.

“Is this grandson plausible?” Luan Yunping laughed and said such a sentence.

“The nickname is grandson.”

“There is no such name.”

“Don’t worry about it, hobby!” Wang Hepeng continued. “Some people say that they can’t stay at home and go out to play. This is very good, the mountains and rivers are magnificent.

Travel thousands of miles and see thousands of people.

Broaden your horizons. ”

“It’s not bad.”

“But remember, no matter where you go to play, don’t write about it here. It’s not good for so-and-so to visit this place. Someone wrote this back then and was sentenced to more than five hundred years.”

“Yo, who!”

“Sun Wukong!”

“Hi! Why did you find this one.”

“After writing peeing, Tathagata is anxious, eh, deduct that. Five hundred years, so don’t do these things.”

“This is.”

“They are all very good, and there are people who love to watch operas. There are various local operas in Peking Opera, Pingju Opera and Bangzi. Our country is a big country of opera, with hundreds of different operas. It is not easy for opera artists to sing and play.”

It was not easy for Wang Hepeng to say these three words, and at the same time he waved his hand.

By this time, I was almost attracted to life by talking about some hobbies.

The general audience is also okay, continue to listen in anticipation.

But the following two gentlemen have played a little bit more vigorously, they like these things, look at what this kid will say afterwards.

Although there was not much work in the previous paragraph, they also saw that the abilities of this child are increasing day by day.

It was not without concern before.

Wang Hepeng continued to gesture to his body, “Then you need to pay attention to it. The body must be tight, and the mouth must be tight. Protect the throat, the big horns of people who are serious and singing, don’t eat the cold.”

“what?”

“Afraid to be agitated.”

“Don’t eat it hot.”

“This is?”

“Afraid of being hot.”

“Don’t eat the salty ones, for fear of pickling them. Don’t eat the sweet ones, for fear of being pickled. How particular about it. The rice is twisted off the sharp ends with scissors.”

“That’s it?”

“Afraid to stick~~”

Wang Hepeng yelled loudly, and suddenly pointed to his partner next to him, “By the way, I don’t know when, when Luan Yunping is eating, you will visit such a big Steamed bun, and both of you will throw it into your mouth.”

“Two together?”

“The most precious thing is these two Steamed buns, no one can stand next to each other.”

“You said it was the sewer.”

“Throw it in. Throw it up here, and it will fall out at the back.”

“Rectal ah, this is, not so much.”

“Just protect your voice like this. In the music industry, there was such an old senior in the past. Mr. Liu Baoquan, who sang Jingyun drum, hardly eats meat.

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Mainly vegetarian.

Occasionally, let’s start a meat dish, stew some beef, and eat it with beef broth stewed with spinach. In order to protect the throat, that’s it. ”

“Exactly enough.”

“Also, before going to bed, cut a slice of pear. Cut a slice of the big Yali pear and put it in your mouth. When I wake up in the morning, I vomit. This pear slice is black.”

“How dark?”

“I sucked out all this lung fire, phlegm fire. I tried it myself, but unfortunately it didn’t work.”

“Yes?”

“Let’s come to a pear before going to bed.” When Wang Hepeng took the sleeve of his right hand with his left hand, his right hand seemed to be picking up something, then threw it into his mouth, and then the back of his hand touched the tabletop before getting up.

“That’s all right. Lie down and go to bed in the morning and open your eyes and harp. Nothing.”

……………

“Gone?”

“What’s going on? After trying for three days, my daughter-in-law Guo Qiling said…”

“No, you can wait for a while!!!”

On the stage, Luan Yunping suddenly screamed on the stage as if she had been stepped on her tail.

The thousands of people below were all in one state, clutching their stomachs and burst into laughter.

The laughter hit the stage like a wave.

Luan Yunping stopped Wang Hepeng, and looked at him inhalingly, holding his arm with both hands, “No, brother, you made it clear, who is your wife?”

Wang Hepeng smiled, “Look, if you don’t want to listen to our cross talk and so on, you have to read all Deyun’s stuff first.

Now you are wondering, what is going on with Guo Qiling?

Everyone knows that I played a couple with Guo Qiling during the National Day. ”

“Okay! Say it well! That’s just in the play.”

One thing came out, and the response was not small.

When Guo Degang saw this point later, he wanted to boast too. What was not in this line might be the sentence that came out suddenly, something out of nothing.

Just test the brain quickly.

In fact, Wang Hepeng had a little action to remind Luan Yunping when it was hanging out. Sometimes the words spoken in the audience may be different when on stage. The stage is changeable, and so is the thinking.

The experienced actor suddenly felt that there should be something here, so he got one thing.

Luan Yunping and him were in a tacit understanding, and when Wang Hepeng’s hand touched the desktop, they were psychologically prepared.

Turned out, it caused a good noise. .

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