Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 330

After the coaxing laughter, there were still several girls who couldn’t help laughing while covering their mouths. They were obviously watching the comedy.

Think of so few scenes.

You may not be able to see it at the scene, but there are videos on the Internet. For these things, the whole De Yun allows the audience to record and publish them spontaneously.

Cross talk was like that before, so it’s not a good thing for the audience to help spread it.

Wang Hepeng didn’t care whether the voices could be suppressed, he had to talk about it.

“As far as my daughter-in-law said, you are not working.

You grind your teeth when you sleep, and chew when you lie down.

This was a reminder to me. I bought two kilograms of pears, cut them into slices before going to bed, and folded a large plate.

Put it on the head of the bed.

I told my daughter-in-law, don’t sleep. ”

“What are you doing!” Luan Yunping held it in her arms while paying attention to his movements.

“Just renew this pear for me. Just chew one piece, and you will come one by one, and there will always be one piece left.”

“Heh! Okay! You are also a way.”

“Open your eyes in the morning.” Wang Hepeng chuckled on the stage, and when he saw that nothing was gone, he frowned as if he was looking at his own daughter-in-law, “Get up, what’s the matter with you. Do you not support my work?”

Luan Yunping: “Not continued?”

“I asked you to renew the pear for me, why didn’t I renew it?

My daughter-in-law looked up at me, continued! In five minutes, these two catties of pears hulled in. Just for this to spare a piece of cake? ”

“Oh! You are hungry!”

Wang Hepeng sighed, “I just think about it, so I won’t be a master. It’s really not easy to sing, there are so many dramas, and hundreds of them are copied down, just as many words as they are.

Even the rap and singing made the audience happy.

Speaking of which, the audience is not easy to serve.

There are particularly professional audiences, very expert.

Listen hard, listen to the size, which is good, or bad.

If you make a subconscious omission, the audience will be able to hear it. ”

“That’s a real expert.”

“There are also laymen.” Wang Hepeng himself was going to find another example, “When I was a child, I heard Tianjin audience chatting at the gate of Tianjin Grand Theater.”

“What are you talking about?”

Wang Hepeng made Tianjin’s mouthful, “Oh, hello? If you look at this scene, it’s a good one, you, look at a three-sleeved beard and a big painted face.

Three beards, take a hundred ash rod. Big face and two helmets.

It’s a lively fight between two people!

Just tm don’t know what the show! ”

“Hi! For nothing!”

“True! Really!” Wang Hepeng was sure again and again, holding his hands together, “There are also old ladies in the past who watched the show.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Old lady, you think, the past was not as literate as it is now. When you say go to the theater, sit down and watch it, you can also enjoy coke.”

“Guess?”

“Sing “The Horse Widow Opens a Shop” on stage! The three old ladies have to understand one another.” When he said, Wang Hepeng picked up the old lady’s state, and his eyes were mixed.

“Come on, let me tell you that this play is called “The Horse Widow Opens a Shop”. The woman’s surname is Ma, and the man is dead, so she is called the Horse Widow.”

“Isn’t this nonsense?”

“Yes, it is not easy for this widow to be unemployed. Let’s find someone to follow her.”

“She married someone.”

“Just in this hustle and whistle, the two people next to him are still listening. This play is over, the second play “Yutangchun”!”

“This is good, maybe familiar.”

“The three halls will try Su San, and Su San knelt there to sing.

Oh, the old lady said again, what’s the matter? Offend people?

Didn’t they get it right after they got married?

Trial by three officials is enough for this girl! ”

“Hi!” At the end of the layman’s words, Luan Yunping almost can’t listen to it. Luan Yunping also likes the opera.

He also said that in the future, there is really no way to talk about cross talk, so he will find a job sweeping the floor in the venue and listen to the show.

Wang Hepeng continued, “Go ahead, listen.

But this trial, five minutes of singing. Kneel and sing, how can the old lady understand.

Listen, listen, fell asleep.

That’s still shouting!

Don’t sleep, tell us about it.

The old lady who was going to sleep waved her hand. It was okay. When she woke up, the verdict came down. ”

Luan Yunping shook her head, “She has come here to fight a lawsuit.”

“After singing “Jade Hall Spring”, it’s time for the martial arts show later.”

“What a show!”

“”Changbanpo”! Go to Zhao Yun!” Wang Hepeng posed on the stage, a martial artist fan of Chinese opera, his left and right hands were placed back and forth, his eyes were gleaming, and the sound of gongs and drums rang out from his mouth.

“At this time, Zhao Yun appeared, and the gongs and drums sounded… the old lady woke up, this time he was happy.”

“how?”

“This time it’s all right.” Wang Hepeng patted his hands to show the old lady’s joy, “Widow Horse is saved, and her family’s Big Brother is here.”

“Hahaha!”

In the hometown of Quyi, many audiences below understand opera, so they understand the burden very well and make a lot of fun.

Some of them have also seen nonsense who don’t understand opera, really making a joke, Wang Hepeng told them about the situation this time.

Luan Yunping: “What’s messy, it’s all about one piece.”

“There is no alternative, there are too many fun things on and off the stage. Sometimes I am fine, I would like to see it, just because of the reason that went wrong at the scene.

Looked happily. ”

“Is this happy?”

“Once I watched Peking Opera “Slash in Time”! Didn’t make me happy to death.”

“This is a big show.”

Although everyone now knows that many people nodded when they heard this thing, but Wang Hepeng also had to explain, “The Lost Street Pavilion, The Empty City Plan, The Slaying Horse”! Zhuge Liang’s play, everyone knows, I watched from the tower Mountain view, this is three out.

The last one is to cut the horse scorpion.

When cutting horses, Zhuge Liang sold his identity and acted in a play. ”

“how?”

“You think, a Wang Ping, a Ma Di! Both are generals of own, but before the two armies made a big mistake, he must be punished.

Not only cherish talent, but also reluctant to kill him.

Oh, that mood is here, and the tune is also high.

That day I saw Zhuge Liang’s role in singing, it was really good, no matter how mentally it was, and how good it was in singing. Everything is fine, and the audience is very enthusiastic.

In the first row in the middle, Jiao’er’s wife is also there. ”

“Wife is there?”

“Yeah! Acting Zhuge Liang’s wife is sitting in the first row. Watching her husband sing on stage, the audience applauds and is happy. The corner is also happy. When he is happy and relaxes, he breaks.”

“What’s wrong?”

“It’s easy to get into trouble as soon as you relax. Just follow the uncle Yu’s last drink.”

Saying this haha, some viewers laughed first. The car accident was also an ability, but it was not too loud, and the scene only laughed from time to time.

Because most people listen attentively and attentively, afraid of missing something.

The whole cross talk had already been completely grasped by Wang Hepeng, and no one could escape his control. .