Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 343

“Zhang Junqing yelled and walked out. The yard was messed up. Domestic slaves, yard workers, and gardeners all got up. The pot holder, the bucket holder, the bowl holder, the teacup, whatever. Have.”

“The back door is the back mountain, and there are five hundred incense trees on the back hillside! The flame is in the sky and it’s on!”

“Everyone is stupid standing here.

Everyone murmured, broken, broken, gone! ”

After walking through the water, the four words came out. There are many doubts below, especially young people about the same age as Wang Hepeng. It really feels that people are more popular than people.

Wang Hepeng knew too much, so he caught himself blind.

After a while, I just listened to him explaining, “It was a taboo back then. It was not allowed to say that it was on fire or that the water was gone. Why do you say that you are taking the water? Do you use water to splash it?

No, I borrowed this homophony just because I didn’t like to say the word “fire”. ”

“The water is gone! Everyone is watching, there are really some splashing buckets and teacups.”

On the stage, sitting Wang Hepeng put on a serious look, without a physical performance in his hand, splashing water with a teacup.

“Master said you put it down.

What is this?

I stood here and watched for a while, saying that I couldn’t save it.

You want to say that a tree is easy to handle when it is on fire.

Just watch it burn. ”

“Looking at it suddenly raised his head! Ah!!!” The voice widened loudly. Wang Hepeng raised his head and yelled strangely. After yelling, he didn’t say anything. After waiting for two seconds, his expression was serious. Direction.

“Just above the flame head, the top of the treetop is half suspended… a great monk is standing!”

“This is the one who alms during the day”

“The half-hanging flame tree tipped head and stood with that. This is amazing, everyone is stupid.

Zhang Junqing was also blinded, cold sweat bursting out, never expected that this one would have these two things.

He said, he will come and take these trees by himself.

Without waiting to speak, he left.

How does he set it on fire now?

You can run after the burn, but how can you fly in the air?

Could it be said that he is Da Luo Jinxian? ”

“Seeing this, Zhang Junqing’s heart is full of turbulent waves, and the guys next to him are also making trouble.

Oh, this is a monk from the Western Regions.

The monk of the Western Regions? Uncle Zhang looked back, do you know him?

Uncle, I don’t know him.

Then how do you know the eminent monks of the Western Regions?

Yes, you think, this is the only person who eats this kebab or something. ”

Wang Hepeng still added his own things, and the whole city kept all the audience smiling, and it was still cute at this time.

“Uncle Zhang listened to him, so he asked himself, Master, what is going on.

The flame soars into the sky, the great monk is happy: Amitabha, Lord Zhang, great kind person, thank you very much.

Didn’t I say it during the day? Get these trees by yourself, I’m confident at this moment, come and see! !

The monk fingered this tree, isn’t it a piece of five hundred trees? Point to one tree, just this tree, chuckle. ”

Wang Hepeng instantly picked up his own fan. This fan is precious to him, and in fact, he doesn’t need to hold the Xiangfei fan at all, but Wang Hepeng himself likes it.

The storytelling time is not short. Looking at the things you like for a long time will naturally make you happier.

Pick up the fan vertically and compare it to these trees.

“One tree after another, the monk jumped back and forth on these, and he left in an instant. At the same time, it was one tree after another, and the five hundred incense trees disappeared in an instant.

Immediately after the smoke disappeared, the monk was gone.

In the whole Houshan, the second uncle and the rest of Uncle Zhang and the group of people are left here. All weird thoughts. ”

“There are five hundred pits on the ground. Uncle Zhang came back slowly and took a look. I knew the god just now. The king of the pit is here!!!”

With a snap, another waking wood took a picture,

Wang Hepeng showed his own ability.

Hahaha!

“good!”

“Quack chick!”

One sentence from the east to the west, no one thought that Wang Hepeng could even talk about this thing. Although there were only a few people in the studio, all the emotions arose.

A superb sentence.

Amidst the noise and movement of the audience, Wang Hepeng continued to speak as an actor, “Why did he stretch this tree away, leaving so many holes.

Go and take a look.

They are all here, and each pit is about the same size.

It’s quite round and uprooted.

Feel the cold on the ground with a good hand.

You have to say that the fire just burned so hot on the ground, no! And there are no burnt branches on the ground, nothing.

It’s such a flat back mountain. ”

“Uncle, what do you think about it.”

“What else can I do? Go back to the house.”

“Don’t you just go back to the house? No one can help.

After going back, according to the hour, it must be two or three o’clock in the morning.

Uncle Zhang sat in his study, and Zhou Ren poured a cup of tea.

After a sip of tea was drunk, Uncle Zhang worked hard to ponder it.

This is strange, who is it? ”

“Zhou Ren said by the side, you ask us, how do we know, don’t we? But what should we do? Looking at the birthday of the prince on March 28th, he has made a wish for two generations since he arrived here. .

How can you explain to others. ”

“Then I can only tell the truth! I saw the statue of the third prince, and I told him, “You are a step late, and the monk has been taken away.”

“What if the third prince blames it!”

“I told him to endure it.

I thought well, rebuilt the temple and then shaped the golden body.

He has been there for so many years, not so bad for a while.

Let’s plant it again, Zhou Ren, send someone to ask where there are saplings after dawn.

Just replant these pits.

This pit is pretty good, isn’t it? It can’t be idle either. ”

“Yes, uncle, don’t worry, you don’t care, I will arrange someone to go tomorrow.”

“The two chatted like this for a while, and sat for a while. It’s still early, Zhou Ren said, let’s be stunned for a while, and Uncle Zhang lay down for a while.

If you open your eyes again, it’s past nine o’clock in the morning.

I usually get up early, at five or six o’clock, at dawn, and sweep the courtyard.

But it’s a bit late tonight.

It starts after nine o’clock. Together, please greet the old lady quickly. ”

“Mother, did you sleep well?”

“Sleep well, why did you get up.”

“Mother, something happened at night.”

“What’s the matter?”

“Hey, I didn’t dare to tell you that yesterday I saw a big monk beg me with me and said that he wanted five hundred incense trees. Before I was finished, he left and said he would take it himself.

As a result, the monk did what he said, and he came at night.

He stood in the air, pointing his hand, all the wood was gone.

I’m worried about this. ”

“Yo!” Wang Hepeng said in surprise, squinting his eyes and looking ahead, playing the tone of the old lady, “My son, this is a good thing.”

“Mother! Why is this a good thing?”

“It is estimated that this is not an ordinary person, and it must be ‘I want wood for alms during the day, and set fire at night to get my mind away’!”

Ha ha ha ha!

Back and forth, Wang Hepeng designed a baggage here, and the audience burst into laughter.

An individual feels that there is nothing he can do. Wang Hepeng’s storytelling is what they have heard the most. The more they listen, the happier they become. .