Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 344

“Mom, don’t talk nonsense about you! How can there be such a Bodhisattva. You see, Bodhisattva’s writing tablets are better than others.”

Amidst the laughter of the audience, Wang Hepeng sat on the stage and immediately added a sentence.

In his opinion, the response was very good, and at the same time the emotional value was also good.

“I guess if our kindness moved heaven and earth?~”

“Mother, if there are more than five hundred incense trees, this is the case, but we are five hundred less, how come-such a monk.”

“Yo!” Wang Hepeng still played the identity of the old lady, patted own head, “Mother I forgot this, it’s almost March 28th-right.”

“Yeah! It’s coming soon. I’m worried about this. If the third prince is in a hurry, he will come home and set fire to us when he comes back. How can I do it?”

“Okay! Let me figure it out, isn’t it another month to come? We will discuss it with you.”

On the stage, Wang Hepeng changed his identities between these two roles, saying that busy storytelling is the busy one, and he needs to keep playing roles back and forth.

This is still good, if there is a scene of a busy city, then some are busy.

The speech broke slightly, and Wang Hepeng looked at the audience and changed to narration.

“After the mothers had finished speaking, the uncle Zhang came out, and he was worried. One was to send Zhou Ren to buy saplings, and the other was to ask others if they had ready-made incense wood.

Good guy, this one sent someone to find a tree.

The big bazaars in East Village and West Village, I don’t know how many miles they ran, and asked all of them, but there is still no one.

If thirty or fifty trees are easy to handle, there is nowhere to get five hundred trees. ”

“Just when he was in a hurry, the housekeeper Zhou Ren bought the saplings, and the monk took away those that were as thick as a person’s waist. It’s just like the small saplings are like chopsticks.

There were so many people that it didn’t take much effort, and the five hundred holes in the back mountain were all plugged in. ”

“After I was done, the days were getting closer with worry every day.

Uncle Zhang instructed people to prepare everything, should go or go. It was ready. Looking back, the old lady had an idea.

The old lady couldn’t do it either, she took out her baby under the box, and she had to do it if she wanted to. ”

“Child, mother, let you see it.”

“The old lady said, and went into the inner room. After a while she took out a box with furoshiki on the outside. Looking at Zhang Junqing, she was good at it.

Son, give this to the temple. ”

“Mother, what is this, I haven’t seen it.”

“You haven’t seen it before, mother, I usually don’t want to open it, just take a look.”

“Speaking of the old lady unwrapping furoshiki. After unwrapping, there is a box inside. Once the lock is unscrewed, I took out a smaller box from the inside.

There is a small key in the first box. ”

As Wang Hepeng said, there was an unlocking motion in his hand, “Take out the small key, poke it, and unscrew it. This process lets people know that the things here are very valuable.

Finally opened it, and there was a Ruyi Scepter inside! ! ”

At this point, Wang Hepeng looked at the audience and spoke.

“As you know, Ruyi Scepter, there are some traditional paintings or TV dramas, including gold, jade, wood, bamboo, and antler-carved Ruyi Scepter.

Generally speaking, there is such a Ruyi Scepter head at the front, and a tail at the back, hugged in his arms. ”

“But this Ruyi Scepter is different from others. First, its material is jade, and second, it has a lot of decorations on the Ruyi Scepter. This is called the Ruyi Scepter Nine Links.”

The process of Wang Hepeng’s explanation here is to use his own fan as a performance to give the audience a specific impression. Then he held the fan in his arms and opened his mouth in an empty direction.

Learn to speak with characters.

“Son! Look at this.”

“Zhang Junqing took it, mother, this is a good thing, I haven’t seen it.”

“You saw it when you were young, and you forgot. When you were young, you had a fever, and my mother took this out and put it in front of you. This thing is quite cold, and you will have a fever after a while.

Later, I couldn’t bear it, because this thing is a thought that your father left for us.

Back then, your father went to business everywhere. It was brought by foreign countries, and he didn’t dare to show it at home.

Today you are going to Mount Tai. After all my thoughts and thoughts, only this Ruyi Scepter can stand up to five hundred incense trees. ”

Wang Hepeng said a paragraph of the old lady’s words, but also deliberately stopped for a while, expressing Zhang Junqing’s shock, and then sighed.

“Xinglai, mother, dare not say anything else. This is worth five hundred incense trees. It’s easy to talk to the third prince.”

“After discussing, Uncle Zhang can just pack things up. After the day has been settled, call home and rush to Mount Tai by opening the seal.

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Arrange people to prepare everything before going up the mountain.

Where to go? Bingling Temple!

A monk greeted him before arriving at the temple. ”

“As soon as you enter, the two people are considered familiar, and then they talk and shake out the Xiangluomu matter.

Ready to offer this big Ruyi Scepter. ”

“Come on!”

“As soon as the guy next to him handed it over, he opened the brocade and took out the Ruyi Scepter. The monk took it: ah~ very good, very good! Presumably the third prince will also be very happy.

thanks. Here, I have written a fate book to the rich man Zhang. ”

Here, Wang Hepeng also gave a little explanation and opened the fan, “This fate book has a book, and I will write you a big Ruyi Scepter from the rich man Zhang.

Teacher Yu presented three catties of sweet potatoes! Teacher Guo presented eight pairs of heightening insoles or something. ”

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Audience: “Huh~~”

When the voice fell, no one was uncomfortable, the corners of his mouth rose, and he could take his acquaintances everywhere.

“That’s it. Uncle, you can eat the fast food here.”

“It’s still early, I’ll look at the mountain view, and we’ll come back for dinner later.”

“Well, well, we are waiting for the big fight.”

“Duke Bingling came out like this, he is always here, look and see. Standing stones are like knives, lying stones are like tigers, and cliffs are standing.

Looking at the scenery is very good, very cheerful.

Just halfway up the mountain, there is a small pavilion, and there is such a small piece of the whole halfway up.

Wander around, buddy is just outside the pavilion.

The uncle went to the pavilion and took a seat to see the mountain view.

The cliffs under the pavilion can be built in such a steep place, if not the craftsman.

Uncle Zhang stayed for a long time.

As soon as the cold breeze came, I felt a little sleepy. Close your eyes and say nourish your mind, just now someone calls him. ”

Suddenly, Wang Hepeng put his hands on the face, and his body sighed slightly, making the appearance of shouting. The audience admired it.

Wang Hepeng made all the characters come alive.

“The rich man Zhang, the rich man Zhang.”

“This time around, I saw a little monk, asking something.

Rich Lord Zhang, you can go to our place for a while. Our Master invites you to have tea. ”

“Who is it?”

“You know when you come, and you are old friends.”

“Okay! Let’s lead the way. 6.