Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 362

Together with the sound, Wang Hepeng himself glanced at the audience above.

Speaking of words.

“You are upset, don’t look down, you look up there are always taller than you, you hate them. And you are always inferior to you when you look down.”

With just this glance, the audience above did not laugh.

This is an ordinary place, with a first floor and a second floor, and the second floor is a private room.

The private rooms are naturally rich. Wang Hepeng looks at them on purpose, with envy, jealousy and hatred in his eyes.

Luan Yunping spit out, “I’m not going to look down at you if this is the case!”

Wang Hepeng ignored Luan Yunping, scratching his head and counting with his fingers.

“I have spoken words of conscience. First, I don’t take advantage of the helicopter, second, I don’t have the right, third, I don’t take advantage of the gold mine, and fourth, I don’t take advantage of the island country of a villa.

I’m still renting a house. I was so miserable that I was relying on the audience to give me firewood, rice, oil and salt. Are you still messing with me? ”

“Are you so redundant?”

Suddenly Wang Hepeng turned around again, watching Luan Yunping gestured and asked: “Do you know where there is a machete?”

“I said let’s not look for that.”

“It must be pointed at both ends.”

“It’s useless for you to say so much. I’ll analyze and analyze what the hell are you doing.”

“Hey~”

Wang Hepeng’s breath was all kinds of uncomfortable, and he continued to put his hands on his sleeves, just like the common ordinary people on the street.

Slowly speak out your own thoughts.

“I rent a house, in Xuanwumen, Tanzi Hutong! My landlord’s surname is Boring, his name is Boring Sanye.”

“It’s true, it’s not San Ye who is confused!” Luan Yunping smashed it, watching the audience hold out the words.

“Hey, speaking of it, this house is pretty good, a small detached house. There is also a small kitchen in the North House. It costs only 1,000 yuan a month to walk through a door.”

“Oh! This is too cheap.”

Wang Hepeng nodded and raised his voice, “It’s like living in Yanjing for nothing. Our family and this residence are surplus. After moving, we have a good relationship with everyone, whether it is the neighborhood or the house in front of the house. After.

It’s the landlord, yes, especially this landlord! ｀ˇ! ”

“What’s wrong?”

“I treat him better than my father.”

“You are a bit too much.”

“When I get up in the morning, my daughter-in-law is washing clothes with the courtyard, and there are children playing with that. I stand on the doorstep and look around.” Wang Hepeng suddenly stretched out a little to the left of his own, “Suddenly hitting the landlord here is boring. The third master is here.”

“Come here.”

“Let’s take Gao Ying from far away. We came down in two steps and said hello. Why are you going here? Go to the house and have some tea. This is the rule, right?”

Luan Yunping nodded affirmatively, “That’s great, you should do this.”

“Go to the house, but he won’t come. I said I’ll go again in two days.”

“Why come in two days!”

“Two days later, when the money is available, he wants the money.

I said, man, you say this is far away, we man, who is with whom. If you don’t rent your room, can’t you just walk in and drink?

Hurry up, come to the house.

After a while, as if he was supporting my dad, he was brought in. ”

Luan Yunping watched Wang Hepeng speaking while doing these actions, and said, “You are so kind, too.”

“I’ll make tea right away, chat for a while, don’t go. You can’t go.”

“what?”

“I usually invite you and I can’t invite you. I came here today for a couple of drinks, and the weather is also cold. Don’t drink beer. Liquor hurts your stomach. I have a flower carving.

Let’s burn some rice wine to drink.

Let’s talk about plums and cut some ginger, okay?

Run two more steps by the way, let the children go to the place to buy some sauced beef, buy some roast mutton, make some cold dishes at home, and tell my daughter-in-law to get fish when they are ready. ”

Luan Yunping: “Stew fish to eat!”

“There is such a yellow croaker that people like to eat in old age!”

“Yes, it’s soft.”

“Give me stuffy rice, let me put more water on it, my teeth won’t work.”

“All I want.”

Wang Hepeng changed his attitude abruptly as he talked about this kind of hospitality, and patted Luan Yunping’s shoulder, “Hey, what do you think we do to this old man?”

“It’s really good.” Luan Yunping gave a quick thumbs up.

“After eating and drinking, put down the chopsticks, I said, sir, don’t move, I’ll be back soon.”

“what happened again?”

Wang Hepeng pointed his finger at him, “There is a building material store across the road when I go out.”

“Why are you going there?”

“The manager’s surname is Wen! Our brothers are the best friends. They usually do business or something.

I said, old Wen, come here. ”

“Huh? What are you doing!”

“Give me five thousand dollars.”

At this point, Luan Yunping didn’t understand a bit, she was good at blocking Wang Hepeng, “Why are you master, it costs five thousand yuan to open your hand.”

“Didn’t I say that? We are trading partners.”

“Oh, do you have a business?”

“Yes.” Wang Hepeng nodded, and put something in his pocket with his right hand. “I took the money and put it in my pocket. Turning around, he took out two thousand yuan and handed it to the old man.

Father, this is yours. The day will be cold from now on, at least for these two months, you don’t need to go to my place.

I can’t control others.

Just say that Wang Hepeng, I am worthy of your man. ”

Luan Yunping: “¨”That’s great!!”

“Is this appropriate?” Wang Hepeng suddenly spoke out as the old man.

After saying that, Wang Hepeng smiled himself, and looked at Luan Yunping, “He is embarrassed.”

“That is.”

“I put it in his pocket. Come on, sir, I know that you have something to do. It’s all up to the rent for this slip. You have to ask for the money.”

“I’m collecting money.”

“Walk out. I’m on the left and my wife is on the right. The child is in front, and the family is like sending him to the emperor.

Standing in the yard and looking up, he was quite happy, and when he turned around, he opened his mouth and cursed the street! ! ! ”

Finally, the two people who scolded the street, Wang Hepeng almost yelled out in a bluffing voice, expressing the anger in his heart.

“Swearing?” Luan Yunping stood beside her, her eyes widened and couldn’t believe it, and she couldn’t understand what was going on.

Wang Hepeng lost his breath, gritted his teeth and cursed, “The surname is Wang, you are not a human! You move me!!”

“This is not right!”

Luan Yunping was surprised throughout the whole process and said a word for Wang Hepeng.

Wang Hepeng himself also gritted his teeth and swallowed in his stomach, feeling relieved that he couldn’t breathe.

With a cry of tears, he whispered, “Mr. Luan! Let me tell you, I can’t stand this.”

Just like that, the audience below were all brought into emotions, a little angry, really wondering if the old man is sick.

So much to him.

Still responded to that sentence.

A cross talk actor is to move a psychologist, let you laugh and you can laugh, and make you angry can be angry, all relying on the actor’s mouth.

Zhang Yunlei and her partner Yang Jiulang, who were standing at the back, also slowly smashed it. It was a textbook-like thing. .