Chapter 363
Tianqiao Theater!
Just this cross talk made many brothers watch how Wang Hepeng aroused the emotions of the audience.
After a while, the side scene Yang Jiulang said, “Braid! This “Jie Wa” is an adaptation of the traditional cross talk, right, it’s not normal for the brother to speak well.”
After Zhang Yunlei’s performance, she went down and stood on the stage beside her intently, nodding silently as she listened to Jiulang’s words.
“Master said that every word and tone of cross talk are very important, and the emotions of the audience can’t be gotten by a word, so really, I still have to learn from Hepeng.”
Wang Hepeng still doesn’t know what the brothers think of him. On the stage, he entangled with one word and one tune. It was nothing more than his own instinct experience and the hope that the system could give a good score.
He continued to face the audience, his expression distorted and began to say, “Let me move? Just like me, I can’t hold back my breath.”
Luan Yunping was also afraid that he would be anxious about something.
Wang Hepeng reluctantly, staring at his own partner, “You heard, how do I treat him?”
“It’s pretty good.”
“Let the tea pour water, stew fish, boil wine, and make cold dishes in the house. The rice will be a little softer.” Bar.”
“But that’s it.”
“Come on to give money to the room, how can you say that this person can do this? Of course, we can’t speak dirty words.”
“of course.”
“After all, he is getting old.”
“You ask him.”
Wang Hepeng nodded, raised his right hand tremblingly and pointed at the person, muttering, “Master, there is no such thing, are you drinking too much? The wine is coming up? Let’s just joking.
You said I was in a fight? Killed someone? Hid the criminal? Did you print fake bills?
Leave me alone, you have to say the same. ”
Luan Yunping put her hands on the table and said, “This is reasonable.”
“You only have to tell what you are doing, Wang Hepeng, I turn my head and leave, nothing else. But sir, if you can’t tell, you are not right.
At this age, you haven’t slipped away.
So what’s wrong with me? ”
With a snap, Wang Hepeng patted his chest, feeling filled with righteous indignation.
The audience below heard the truth and was angry for him.
Some restlessness.
Luan Yunping: “Did you say it?”
“The old man looked at me: Ah? What illegal things did you do, it has nothing to do with me if you caught you. I don’t even ask about these.”
“What are you asking?”
“Where are the tiles on my roof.”
“Oh! I’m so angry.” Wang Hepeng turned around, resting his hands on the table, and ventilating in bursts. At this time, there were already a lot of laughs.
The main reason is that the performance is too exaggerated.
Luan Yunping could see that something was coming, “Wait for a while, that tile on the house…?”
Hearing the sound, Wang Hepeng glanced at Luan Yunping, turned his head decisively to ignore him, and said to himself: “I think this is dark in front of me, oops.”
“No, it’s not! Don’t go on, let me ask you, is it a gray shed where you live?”
Wang Hepeng still didn’t care, “My hands are shaking with anger.”
“Which hand is shaking! Don’t say anything, and ask where is the nava on the room?”
Seeing that he couldn’t hide it, Wang Hepeng instantly changed from his grievances and anxiousness back to normal, and said, “You want to say that the rice is hard, that’s our fault, put more water!”
“I didn’t ask what you were eating, can you stop interrupting? Now let’s talk about this house. What is the renter’s house? The gray shed?”
“Wafang?” Wang Hepeng’s voice instantly became quieter, and he replied quietly.
“Yes, tile house! Where is the nava on the human house?”
“Yes!”
“What’s right.”
“You… can you ask me?”
“Nonsense, don’t you ask if you live in a house?”
Wang Hepeng sneered and began to arrogantly say, “Your Nawa is all nailed on. You are afraid of losing it, you will get a sleeve and put it on.”
“What is your name.”
“Do you know where to sell big knives?”
“Why do you think of this again?”
Wang Hepeng still made gestures, “with pointed ends and thorns on top.”
“Okay! What do you mean? Where is the tile?”
“Hey, that’s right!” When he really faced the topic, Wang Hepeng instantly embarrassed and spoke, and he squeezed the white handkerchief on the desktop, which was regarded as a diversion.
After a while, he held up his hands again and explained, “When he came, I won’t keep him for dinner?”
“Yeah! Does it matter?”
“Still! Isn’t that enough?” Wang Hepeng’s eyes twitched Luan Yunping, with a playful cry.
“You can get anything, ask Watts.”
“Yeah! Where did the tiles go? Ask the bricklayer to go, whoever asks who to go.”
Wang Hepeng didn’t mention business affairs on stage. Many audiences were smiling in the atmosphere and looked like a rascal, saying that satire is also a satire of certain characters.
There are not many such people today.
Back and forth, Luan Yunping’s performance was also exhausted, and she clicked on the tabletop, “Nonsense, someone got this tile for you, and they will show it to you.”
“Yes, he doesn’t watch, I’ll watch it?”
“This is the house you live in.”
“That won’t end!”
“It’s over. Talking to you is too tired.”
“Isn’t it because I let him eat, am I going out? Where did I go?”
Luan Yunping recalled, and pointed to the direction Wang Hepeng said just now, “Opposite the building materials market.”
“Or, what am I doing?”
“Manager Wen wants money.”
“Did he give it to me?”
“Give five thousand.”
“Isn’t this over? Nawa won’t give it to him, so why should he give you five thousand dollars.”
“Huh? Did you give other people’s nava to the building materials market?”
“Ouch!” Wang Hepeng stared at the audience and explained that owning is not easy. “A family of three in the middle of the night did not freeze the child to death!”
“You don’t know much about freezing to death?” Luan Yunping said loudly, thinking that this person is too rascal.
“My daughter-in-law is there to expose, and I will continue there, alas, the idea that it’s not easy to do some work, it’s not easy to buy and sell.”
“You are also called trading? This is called stealing, do you know?”
“I don’t like to pay attention to him, standing there, that one, that one, do you think that is interesting? Not wanting face.”
“Ouch! No one wants to face!”
“He still said.” Wang Hepeng continued to look at his partner and had a thought, “Let one give way to two and not give way to three.”
“What are you going to do.”
“You know my temper. I’m a hateful person. I’m a person who has escaped from low-level tastes. You don’t blame me if you are like this.”
“You want to do it?”
Wang Hepeng rolled up his sleeves, revealing the white edges, and made a gesture of pulling the neck of a person with a big hand, and then a big ear scraped over, “Hold it, I just snapped a big mouth.
Carrying it out to the door, I kicked him, and I kicked him out.
Stepping on his head.
Get the money out of your pocket. “.
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