Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 375

“Anyway, I retired after lying down for decades.”

“He just rested.”

“Oh!” Wang Hepeng sighed, and put his hands together, “After retiring, Teacher Yu’s father is very happy, and he has been conscientious and hardworking in his work all his life.

I’ve been lying down in any department.

Now I want to live a good life.

I have to be responsible to myself every day. ”

“How do you call it responsible?”

“The body is number one. I have been spending too much time in the bank over the years. Now it’s OK. Drink all kinds of tonic soups every day.”

“What soup.”

Wang Hepeng raised his hand and counted while breaking, “What kind of pork kidney, beef kidney, lamb kidney? Buy a lot and put it in a pot!

I sat in the house and boiled it myself, and when I was done, I drank everything. ”

“Just drink this soup?”

“Yeah!” Wang Hepeng nodded and looked at his uncle, “I wonder who hits your door in 1977.

Hey, what’s going on, old Yujia stew urine? ”

Hahaha!

The audience burst into laughter, just these things, especially a little bit.

Yu Qian: “As for the flavor!”

Wang Hepeng: “I love this, and I will take some supplements after drinking.”

Yu Qian: “What else to eat.”

Wang Hepeng: “Ginseng!”

Yu Qian: “It’s okay!”

Wang Hepeng: “Cut ginseng into strips! Roll into spiced noodles!”

Yu Qian: “Pickled radish is this?”

“Eat this, make it up! And antler!” Wang Hepeng made a gesture in his hand, as if holding a big one, “Just eat the whole antler like this.”

Yu Qian: “Good fellow, the mouth is okay.”

Wang Hepeng: “You will get angry after eating.”

Yu Qian: “How fresh!”

Wang Hepeng: “If you get angry, buy some medicine to eat, buy some motherwort cream, Wuji Baifeng pills or something.”

Yu Qian: “Hey! Eat anything.”

Wang Hepeng: “That’s it. People have to be in a good state of themselves. Master Yu said personally, I must be responsible to myself.

Yu Qian: “That’s right.”

Wang Hepeng: “Although people are getting older, they can’t have any white hair. If you have white hair, you must pull it off.”

Yu Qian: “Is it all pulled?”

Wang Hepeng: “Take a mirror every day. No one is allowed. I’m the president of the Children’s Bank.”

Yu Qian slowly raised his hand, “Don’t mention this.”

“You have to pay attention to the image, it’s all pulled. In the end, there is not a single white hair on my head, only two black hairs are left.”

As Wang Hepeng stretched out an index finger with one hand, he gestured from the bottom to the top of the two black hairs, “It’s more than half a meter long, just like a sky braid.”

“What’s wrong with my dad’s crickets? Two black ones, and still so long.”

“Sometimes it’s a middle score, sometimes it’s a partial score!”

“Hi! What’s all this! Don’t divide it.”

Yu Qian heard that he couldn’t do this anymore, just the two hairs were in the middle or part of the way.

At the same time, how could the audience below not feel Coke.

The laughter came out from time to time.

“Sometimes it’s a big back!”

“Who can see this thing.”

“Very well, but you can’t have white hair. Just stand at the door with two hairs running in your hands. It’s very cheerful. The hair is nothing, and there should be no wrinkles on the face.”

“That’s not guaranteed.”

“You can’t have a single pleat.”

“How old are you?”

“At the age of fifty.” Wang Hepeng pointed to Uncle Own, “Teacher Yu’s father went for a face lift. At the age of fifty, his father looked in the mirror.”

Wang Hepeng began to lose sight of him. He picked up the fan on the desktop with one hand and opened it as a mirror. Then he pinched orchid fingers with one hand, dressed in a variety of squeamish dresses, just like a little girl.

It directly caused the laughter below to come from the beginning, but I didn’t expect a big master to learn from a girl like this.

After a while, Wang Hepeng still uttered a soft voice, “Oh! How can there be wrinkles in this, really annoying~”

Yu Qian held back a smile, and slapped Wang Hepeng wondering, “What’s wrong with my father’s invincible Dongfang? Why did Lanhuazhi come out?”

From the performance state, Wang Hepeng put down the fan and explained, “It’s so detailed.”

“It can’t be so meticulous.”

“Teacher Yu’s mother is watching! She burst out laughing, wow hahahahaha!”

“Good guy! Alright!”

Wang Hepeng’s bluff in a thick voice shocked many people. Yu Qian frowned and pulled his brow to stop him, “Is this the old couple?”

“Ms. Yu’s mother said: Is it swollen?

Old Master Yu’s face is ugly: I have creases, so annoying! ”

“Thank you! Don’t mess around, just say what you are…”

Wang Hepeng: “Hey! I heard that there is such a technology abroad, which is to lift the skin on the face. It is a face lift operation!

Just when the teacher’s father was fifty years old, think about it, the old man spent his own money to buy a plane ticket to go to Taiguo, alas, the doctor was cruel and cut clean…”

“Taiguo?” Yu Qian heard the more it was wrong, “No, the first one to pull the skin was other foreign countries, not Taiguo.”

“He went back alone, and realized that Taiguo was not good, but Bangziguo would do it. Then he ran over.

After arriving, doctor, are you tired, let me do it? ”

The doctor gave it to me. I don’t know what the operation is like, just pulling up hard.

After finishing it, the old master looked in the mirror again. ”

Wang Hepeng bends down slightly, picks up the fan on the table, and looks left and right to see that he is very satisfied. He narrows his voice and speaks, “It’s great, there is no wrinkle!”

“No! This has pulled up the voice.”

“Happy to come back! When I’m sixty years old, I have wrinkles again. I bought a ticket to go to Taiguo and then changed to Bangziguo.”

“Huh? He is going smoothly!”

“Here we are again. Doctor, tired, do it again.

It didn’t take much effort. After pulling it up, I was happy to come back.

(Sharp voice) It’s so nice, so flat hey! ”

“Well, the force is too strong, and the voice is higher.”

“I’m seventy years old! The trousers on this face fell off. Go to the stick country again, the doctor, you are tired again, let’s pull it hard, how hard you are.

The doctor took the money to do the business and dragged it again.

Go back to Yanjing and take a look, drink! The little face is flat. ”

“This is the end!”

Wang Hepeng shook his head, pressing his temples with both hands, “It’s just that there is a lump on one side here.”

“Pimple?” Yu Qian couldn’t understand, and curiously said, “What’s the matter?”

“The pulling force is too strong, and the skin on the chest is pulled up.”

…

“what???”

“Cow! What kind of mess is this!”

“It’s the cross talk of Wang Hepeng, it’s such a rhythm.”

Hahahahahaha!

Next, the audience understands it after thinking about it, and then thinks about the picture, they all understand, and naturally they understand what a pimple is.

In an instant, the whole audience directly exploded the atmosphere, and the laughter surging up and down, it was so lively. .